Bills99999

Were you around when WNOR radio held a fishing tournament in the river by PETA HQ? Of course nobody would want to actually eat anything that came out of that filthy river

I have just been subscribed the same drug in a lower dose for "restless leg syndrom". I researched the possible side effects and they were sexual promescuity and impulsive gambling. I haven't noticed any promescuity yet, but I did buy an extra lottery ticket last week

I am a big conspiracy guy. Got me an aluminum lining in my hat and everything. I have noticed a whole bunch of bandwagon jumpers have gone out and bought Steelers stuff, and very little packers stuff “They” (and we all know who “They” are) will make sure the Packers win because then they can sell a bunch of Packers stuff to the same bandwagon jumpers

No, those were the bad ones. They got the COMPOUND fractures

If you are into very stupid women, then the one who called herself "Courtney" would be the one for you. I wish they had interviewed her more so i could her her say "like" about 100 times and speak every phrase with a rising inflection: "I like really enjoy like my vegetables??? And I like really love like animals like dolphins and kittens????"

I was channel surfing and saw it on TV I was as shocked and as saddened as I was when I heard Princess Diana died...In other words, it did not affect me in the least We can't let the suffering of others affect us. Now as we speak, there are people laying dead in car wrecks, laying in the street dying of bullet wounds, dying in war, starving to death, racked in pain while dying of cancer Why should we suffer for people just because their deaths are covered on CNN?

I ain't no doctor, but three of my 5 kids have had arm buckle fractures and they are no big deal. He will quickly adjust to the cast. Get a sharpie and let him draw on his cast. Have everybody sign it

Wait just one GD minute Do not panic The breaker switch is probably just "floating" in the middle...Move it all the way to the left before trying to re-set it all the way to the right and see if that works If not, call an electrician

You might be right about Quinn The Bills have always tried to keep the drunken South Buffalo endzone crowd happy with irish draft picks Does anybody know how I can change my screen name to "Cam Newton's Laptop" ?

As a devout Catholic, I am conflicted about whether a child is better dead than being born to a carappy, and usually unwed mother That dead child/fetus is in heaven, and I can live with that

I read your post three times before I "got it" I know I have been drinking tonight, but it has come to to the point where I can no longer hide behind that excuse Maybe I need to retire NOW? Maybe not. I am less senile than the powers that be are STUPID, and there is not enough vodka in the world to make me stupid as they are Correction--I will retire in Dec of 2012

I plan to semi-retire in December of 2002 Part of my retirement is a (approx) $120,000 lump sum payment I plan to use about $20,000 to put into some home improvements, about another $ 10,000 into a kid's college tuition, and about $5,000 into cheap vodka What do I do with the rest?

Do not take this as a personal attack, but I do not believe that demanding a professional and sane fire service is an "unhealthy obsession with firemen and whether or not they start fires" As a taxpayer and a World Citizen, I think I need to DEMAND that when I need a fireman that a sane, well-trained, intelligent fireman who is not the person who set that fire shows up to put out that fire Is that too much to ask?

Have you tried wasabi peas? Pricey, but outstanding They will clear out your sinus infection pronto My favorite is Sunchips because they keep me "regular" while tasting better than metamucil. Nothing beats a "ghost wipe" My boss is in the Army reserve and picks them up at the exchange. He keeps them in a box in in office with an honor system box. I eat a bag every day

Gee, I don't know. This seems like a pretty important topic. Why would you want to supress this discussion? Hmmmmmm....

Correct, the motive is usually not pure sexually-motivated pyromania, but a craving for excitement and a chance to play "hero" by being the first to get to a fire that they start themselves. Professional fire departments have hiring standards and they conduct pretty decent background investigations and psycholoical testing to weed out pryros and complete mental midgets. In particular, professional fire departments require penile plethysmograph testing in the presence of fire stimulation to weed out the pyromaniacs. Volunteer departments usually do not require this If you google "volunteer firefighter fireman arson, you will get about 1,000,000 links. Paid firemen arrested for arson usually do it for profit/insurance fraud Here is one pretty good article Make sure you hit the arrows to look at all of the photos. The guy looks typical to me http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2002/11/20/60II/main530103.shtml

No, it was my cousin I was talking about, but my one brother who frequents the sports bars has two masters degrees

I have a secret to tell you guys...astrology is bull ****... I even refuse to read fortune cookies, but I love the taste of them. We go to this Chinese all you can eat place. I take a bunch of cookies out of this cardboard box near the waitress station. My wife says that is not part of the buffet and that I am "stealing" the cookies. I say she is wrong because nobody ever said anything to me but "enjoy" I leave a generous tip and about 10 unread fortunes on the table

I was one of the last people at my work to get a real paycheck instead of direct deposit. For the past 20 years or so, most of my money went via direct deposit into my credit union checking account with the rest being a real paycheck which grew over the years. About a month ago, the payrool idiots said that paystubs would be issued via email starting in 2011, so instead of being the only idiot who had to jump through hoops to hunt down his paycheck, I signed up for direct deposit...To me--welcome to 1985...I feel so modern The problem is that now my wife can track the "momma don't know fund" which I use for liquor, fast food guitars and amps. Speaking of the "momma don't know fund", I am so proud of the way my 20 watt marshall amp grew to a 50 watt amp and then an 80 watt amp and then a 100 watt amp without my wife noticing the difference because they looked the same even though they grew...just like the kids

My mother was born in 1918 When she died in 1996, my brothers and I went to the bank and spent a couple hours with her safe deposit box splitting up our inheritance. She even had 5's and 10's in there. We kept the window shade closed so the IRS couldn't see us

That was an outstanding post I liked #9 best, followed by #10 because I have quite a bit of cheap vodka in me right now, and one of my hobbies is embarrassing my children Did you buy the Dodge? I am leaning toward a minivan this spring

I am disappointed I was expecting someone to tell a menstration joke

Why are you "Station 76". Are there that many fire stations in your town?

Does anybody besides me watch this show?

I owe you an apology That earlier video did not convince me he was dirty, but that play where he shoved the player's face into the turf after the whistle tells me he is both dirty AND stupid. That stunt cost him in th edraft and at contract time REAL football players and REAL men in REAL LIFE. Do their rough stuff between the sidelines and before the whistle blows Anyone who hits late, out of bounds, cheaps shots, or talks trash is a POS and I won't be his fan My father was always a big fan of Tom Day-the way he would knock a QB or ball carrier on his ass and then reach down yo help him off the ground