Erik Flowers

well, what did you expect? It's not like he went to Missouri. Hell, he probably doesn't even know where Missouri is!

Fitz can grow an Al Quaida like beard for all I care, so long as he maintains the purity of his ass and balls.

Where does the Mensa club meet at Missouri?

Why? Did you get a giant tattoo on your back?

What about Rollie Fingers?

Not to mention the "Ben Rothlisberger won a superbowl while wearing a beard" effect. Big Ben proves my theory - its not facial hair, its perineal hair that makes the difference.

I'm telling you, its all about the PUBES! His wife probably at his ass right before the game.

Why? They will all buy counterfeit chinese jerseys anyway, so their yuan won't contribute a damned thing to our economy or our team. Even if they did all buy authentics, Ralph would just use the money to line his coffin anyway. Haven't you heard? Ralph is cheap, and he is trying to take all his money with him.

You beat me to it. I think Fitz's success wasn't due to his freshly shaved face, but his freshly shaved scrotum. The secret to success for superbowl champs and olympic gold medalists has for years been a little known, highly guarded secret only their wives and mistresses and gay lovers know - the freshly shaved scrotum, taint and ass. The ultra liberating, ultra clean feeling it imparts leads to rim chews off the field and athletic exceptionalism on it. For the Bills to succeed this year, they all need to start shaving their balls and ass.

It also helps that he is the size of a linebacker! Well, one linebacker, anyway...

If he was smart enough to get into Missouri he would be a better quarterback. Of course if he was that smart, he would probably have better things to do like cure cancer create world peace.

You shouldn't do this. It's better to remain quiet and have people think you're an idiot than open your mouth and remove all doubt.

Luck schmuck. It's not like he's from Missouri or something. He probably couldn't even get into Missouri. He's been fattening himself up on those Big 10 defenses, not playing good teams like in the Big 12.

Don't worry. They are doing a great job of positioning themselves for that first pick during the 2011 season. Best of both worlds.

Why do you say this? What makes you think he wouldn't come to Buffalo? By the time he is drafted, Ralph may no longer be the owner. Hell, Ralph may not make it through the weekend. Whatever team is in a position to draft Luck will have major issues - is Cincy a better place to play? Washington? who are the other 9 or 10 teams people think the Bills will be better than? Are any of them better off than Buffalo? The biggest thing this franchise needs is a change in ownership and a commitment to winning. That will happen when we get new ownership.

Didn't you get the memo? Levitre can't play tackle. He's a god damned tyrannosaurus rex!

my first post was from my phone - no info on history or title to see there.

Around here? It takes more than abysmally poor spelling to indicate a joke.

Please tell me this post was a joke...

what happened to the other 20 posts in this thread???

What's the vegas line, 5.5? your position that we are no worse than 10th is closer to 6.5. That's a huge difference.

I wish you worked in vegas...

If it's like every other team that has gone to LA they will be back in 5 years or less.

does she have a mullet?

There were 10 teams in the AFL - winning a championship was less of an accomplishment. Its not all about winning - its about making an effort - there has been very little effort in the last decade. I like Chan and Buddy just fine - but they aren't the problem. Its the puppetmaster who meddles and retains incompetents and appoints marketing whizzes as CEO's and sides with his money man in his spat with the greatest personnel evaluator the league has ever known who is the problem. Our periods of success were accidents, not design. He lucked into Saban, fired him, and brought him back again. He fired Polian and ran Butler out of town. All we as fans ask for is a concerted effort to win - we aren't getting that from ownership. All the good will of the 90's is finally wearing off, which is why season tickets sales are flagging. People are finally realizing that Ralph doesn't really care about fielding a winner.