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Billistic

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  1. Anyone know why he slimmed down from about 265 pounds to abut 240 pounds? I hope he wasn't worried about fitting back into his wedding dress...
  2. While we're at it, let's bring back the Neanderthals...
  3. To me, it's a solid nudge above zero, except I'll give Russ the Used Car Salesman a 1.5 for Rochestershire Sauce.
  4. On a scale from 0 = Do Not Resuscitate, to 10 = Polian...
  5. I think Jauron is still trying to figure out how to peel the Polaroid pictures apart.
  6. I can't wait to hear all the pre-game hoopla about the "match-up" between Owens and Moss. Owens (and Edwards and Jauron) versus Moss (and Brady and Belichick)
  7. There's an entire sports memorabilia industry based upon having little kids and midgets hound nice professional athletes. Then all the 'bilia ends up in the hands of the kingpins in shopping malls and on Ebay. The whole thing is right out of a Charles Dickens novel. Disgusting, and a lot of people don't even know about it.
  8. I wonder if when some use the term "more limited", they mean "less elitist"? I'd far rather be more limited that "too puffed-up".
  9. Bernie Madoff's been riding around bump-and-running chicks, tokin' on blunts, and filling his trunk with unregistered guns for years. Just like Al Capone, they nail him on a stinkin' technicality.
  10. These cops! When they run out of Harvard professors, they go after NFL running backs. It ain't like there's no criminals out there.
  11. Interesting image: Marshawn on top of Julie Andrews... ...got Photoshop?
  12. Where do we put Marshawn on a scale form 0 = Satan, and 10 = Julie Andrews?
  13. All we need is grumpy, rusty DEs who show flashes at times. That wouldn't be the euphemism for washed up, I hope.
  14. Owens stole Belichick's line. If the Bills make it harder than 56-10, it will represent one small step for TO, and a giant leap for Billskind.
  15. I just can't decide if I like the guy better when he's drunk or stoned. I wonder if he's gotten his driver's license back yet. I hope not.
  16. ...as is everything you type on this board, except yours is much looser.
  17. Larson never played, and nor has Bell. Jason Peters wrecked havoc on special teams since his day one. BTW, what did you mean when you said that the d-line was severely starved for talent "back then"?
  18. If you're anxious about Maybin's signing, what are you going to do when you lose your job, you've got no sickness and dying insurance, and your wife spends every Tuesday and Thursday visiting Travis Henry?
  19. How long can Demetrius Bell be a long term project? At his contract hit, a loooong time. But the Bills in Buffalo are on a different timeline. The question is: Is Bell just Lief Larson (the strongest oaf in the Northern Hemisphere) by another name? Kugler should be giving Bell significant first team reps at both LT and RT. What the eff are they saving him for? Burial detail?
  20. At least they match up well against Butler and Walker during practice.
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