Billistic

I hope the two Edwards to Owens connections aren't the 2009 highlight reel.

Is this game on ancient replay? Love the no-offense offense. Rian Lindell can still put 'em through from 20.

Start a ponzi scheme and you can chat all night long.

Maybe when he gets fired he could start a Bills fan escort service kind of thing. I'm starting a phone service to talk down irate or despondent Bills fans: 1-900-ITS-OK-4U. Operators are standing by...only $10 per minute, and no time limit.

My wife simply goes shopping for clothes and shoes, when I watch the games. It's kind of like our private economic stimulus package: She spends, and later I hire tradesmen to remodel our residence in order to enlarge her closets. win-win-win (and sometimes the Bills also win).

Look who's complaining. A whiny, cocky, foul-mouthed punk that complains about anything that is different from his own overblown opinions. Look in the mirror, if you can stomach it (not many could). You are laughable.

Brady is a Bills squasher, so there's no wonder Bills fans hate him, but he is most certainly great. So is Peyton Manning, but after all the rotten commercials that he's inflicted on me, I hate him. Brady at least keeps to himself. The paparazzi keep Brady in your face, not Tom. Rob Johnson...definitely.

First take the following precautions: Remove anything that might produce a spark. Remove all oxidizing agents from at least a twenty foot radius. Slowly drink at least 500 mls of olive oil, and gargle it on the way down to produce a protective coating over the mucosa. Wear swimmers goggles, and assure tight fit. Write a note to loved ones (optional). The recipe: Measure out from between 250 - 500 mls of Everclear, depending on the extent of the loss. Slowly add between 2-3 drops of aviation fuel, depending on personal taste. Swirl very gently. That's it, except sit down on the floor before drinking. [i have handles bolted to the floor, so that I don't spin off].

I envy your ability to remain rational. I know it is absolutely the correct response. I guess I'm just too hot blooded.

I've got a permanent chip on my shoulder dating back to the formation of the American Football League. In graduate school, I took all kinds of crap from colleagues who were fans of the old, established NFL teams. The Joe Namath Super Bowl and the Chiefs slaughter of Joe Kapp's Vikings were extremely therapeutic. The Giants/Redskins/ Cowboys (X2) debacles knocked me back to square one. Since then, it seems like the Bills have been their own worst enemies.

The all too frequent loses drive me nuts, and nearly ruin my Sundays. I've got a dry wall hanger on retainer. Unfortunately, the majority of my walls are exposed masonry. I cannot listen to the audio portion of telecasts, because the announcers seem to deliberately rub salt into the wounds. I cannot watch on DVR, because somehow I need to suffer in real time. Ultimately, my redoubt is an Everclear and aviation fuel "martini"...

I used to love watching Philip Rivers mock Jay Cutler during the bi-annual Charges-Broncos match ups. Watching Rivers to Vincent Jackson is great, since I can't enjoy Brady to Moss for the obvious reasons. Cutler is such a total diva.

To me: Definitely ZERO All Pros. Pro Bowl: Maybe some mercy token, like...Leodis (as special teamer, but I wouldn't count on it). Lindell and Moorman seem to be tuning out. Good: Evans, Stroud, McGee, Marshawn, Fred J (stretching), TO?, Posluszny, and ? Throw in Kawika and Kyle W. (but really?). Questions? Comments?

Pro Bowl players are pretty big time... It's not so much about the Patriots, it's more that the Bills are thin at DE, and missed an opportunity to maybe fix their lack of any perceptible pass rush.

Actually, the Bills have been spending right up to the cap on players' salaries. They are not cheap. They just don't get enough bang for their buck, compared to the top tier front offices.

SJBF said: Translation: 7-9 really isn't all that bad. and: Translation: Do not place head into wood chipper.

Explain that to Joel Segal.

What else would you have me call pom pom girls? You like blind homies better?

Watch out for the avalanche of sticks and stones, as in, ...from what's his dean.

Bring in the clowns.

Burgess' sack numbers; Burgess' sacks, by year Kelsay = Burgess? Right, I make stupid posts...not you pom pom girls.

Kelsay's sack numbers, by year:

Pray tell, does Schobel play RDE or LDE? Ditto Kelsay. Who said, ?

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Some guys just love limp biscuits. Eat hearty...