Billistic

Dancing With the Stars is more likely.

The Bills FO (including most of the current alchemists, and dearly departed Linda B.) made Parrish their first pick of the 2005 draft and 55th pick overall to make sure that their trade to the Cowboys to reach for Losman in 2004 could wreck the greatest possible damage. It sure worked...

Here was my wacky dream for unloading Parrish: trade Parrish

Creativity is apparently NOT your forte. Stick with being the self-proclaimed "King of This Jungle". Someday you'll find out what a troll is. I am not a troll. I just never put on the brown shirt like you Sturmabteilung dudes.

yep...

OMG, the TSW Geezerettes are going to come down hard on you! May the gods and goddesses have mercy on you!

The Bills weren't interested in getting a starter to replace Keith Ellison, and waited four years to obtain a decent DT, so where's the surprise?

Wow...where do I sign up to be a TO groupie?

Me too. I'm working on becoming the next Giuliano Bugialli while I'm listening to Nino Rota. Great, best luck on your ventures.

Wow, at least you got the verb in bold-faced correct, if nothing else. I guess there is a first time for everything.

Truth (but a few more players wouldn't hurt either).

Does this mean that it's not too late for me to become Mickey Mantle minus the cirrhotic livers?

For every Stroud, there's been a Tripplett. For every Rhodes, there's been a A-train. For every Owens, there's been a Peerless. For every Mitchell, there've been 5 guys on Bobby April's STs.

I guess that it's technically possible, but I doubt that Nelson can contribute less than James Hardly did last year. Maybin's got an easier match up, going against Chris Ellis' "mark".

I can't wait to be "re-programed" so I can fully appreciate McCargo's first round greatness: McCargo With regard to all of McCargo's "re-energization", don't you have to have energy in the first place, before you can get re-energized? I'm still partially blind due to all of the "flashes of brilliance" John has shown. Polian still has to be chuckling, after he found out he wasn't even worth a fourth round draft choice.

Might as well sign Favre, too.

Whack an ostrich has begun. How were things in the bunker, Bucko?

At least with Jon Dorenbos you knew to expect card tricks. BTW, Jon's got a case of the shingles.

Why? Let's just pick names out of a hat at each position. Now nobody even knows what position the Bills #8 overall draft pick "Playoffs-guaranteed" Whitner is going to play. Let's see what Pee Wee Fewell can dream up...

Last year's buzz was that Schonert was bringing in a "true" FB, and dropping the ever mysterious, elusive "H-back". Well, I guess that was a form of welfare for Corey McIntyre.

Q: Ritchie Lucas, QB or RB? Q: Coy Wire, LB or safety? Q: Roscoe Parrish, punt returner or receiver? Q: Jason Whittle, what was he, anyway? Q: Shawn Nelson, TE or wideout? Q: Aaron Maybin, OLB or DE? Q: Eric Wood, C or G? Q: Andy Levitre, T or G? Q: Nick Harris, S or LB? Q: Jairius Byrd, S or CB? What is it, one from Column A, and two from Column B?

Good thing the Bills tied up Schobel, Kelsay, Reed and Williams. Lose those pillars and what's left?

What was that guy's name? Brian Urlicker, or somethin'?

Just testing: I find the thickness of the skulls of the posters at this site to be Neanderthal-esque. Ditto re. "Chunky Soup" (but don't tell anybody).

Dick Jauron named Coach Most Beloved By Players On a Team With a Losing Record.