Clippers of Nfl

Says the one that talks about impregnating another man. I wonder how does a man impregnate another man? I dont think it will happen through holding hands. That's for sure. I'm not going to lie. I would enjoy that half time show. But not THAT kind of enjoyment.

This was good. But you missed the halftime show? For halftime Brady and Bellycheat will get in a kiddie pool filled with mud NUDE and play with each others genitals. Goodell then has to punish them for violating the leagues policy for engaging in sexual behavior on live tv. The pats will then be fined 25 dollars and the game goes to the jets. 3rd and 4th quarter doesnt even get played.

I dont like the jets either. But I hate the pats more. When the jets killed them in the playoffs a few years back. Man, you would have thought I was a HARDCORE jets fan. That day I was so happy!!!! I dont think the jets will win today. So not really rooting for them this time. But I will be watching and hoping for that win. Speaking of the game. I have to tell my wife to put some beers in the fridge. im not drinking hot ass beers tonight.

Take the nap where?

Lol!!! That sounds like misery right there! Yeah women do pretty much anything they want with me. And I let them. Why not? In a nutshell that's pretty much why we have sucked for 14 years. Freaking zebras. That should be our mascot. Like "Zebras, we're on YOUR team. How about some calls favor your own kind for a change!!!!!" Now can I get a vote? It's better than bills. Buffalo Zebras would turn us into the next dynasty. Edit: Pegula, get er done!!!

I used to get angry. Now I just get a little sad. Take this weekend. I always watch the games after they happened. (Not always, but mostly) I went to a friends house for lunch with the family. When I came back it was 2 or 3 pm pacific time. The game was waaaaaay over. Sometimes I watch the game from scratch not knowing the score. (I did that for the lions game; It was a high. Like a drug high when the field goal went through) Not this time, I kind of figured like the loser team that we are, that we would lose. Which we did. So I went directly to Nlf.com. Saw the score. Changed in more confortable clothes. Shorts and stuff. My wife said, "We wanna watch the amazing race, so your game will have to wait" I told her not to worry about it, since I didnt even want to see it since we lost. She replied, "Dude, they always lose. They will always lose. Nothing will ever change" I said "Yeah maybe you're right" and started working around the house. I was going to go to dinner with a couple of friends. But I cancelled on them. So yeah, in a nutshell, I was sad a little. So if we lose to the Vikes this sunday I will send the text to my buddy. I used to get angry. Now sad. What's next? Anybody know?

These rants on Sunday/Monday are great to read. So keep at them. No wonder we always lose to New England. You're Bill Bellicheat!

No code in your school manual regarding lying to students??

Until we change anything, it's Loser. I think I buffalo billed my wallet. I can't find it. Honey I had a bad day at work. I'm buffalo billing my mind hun. Really. How many more years should we wait. Screw that! I wish you guys out in buffalo would crap in your seats for home games. That would leave a mark (and a smell) and a message.

That sounds like a throw in the towel mentality.

Someone started one for Houston and/or for the lions game. What will you do if we lose to Minnesota? I'll start. I'll send a text to my friend congratulating him.

Who the hell is Tim Brando? Who the hell is Brandon AyanBadejo? Not kidding either.

You're glad to see them gone.... But not like that? How else would they get injured in a full contact sport? Orton breathing his hot ass breath on them??? I dont think so. Not all players go down by themselves after a sack dance!!!!! Where the nfl is heading, the hardest hit will be a slap on the butt or a hard hi-five. Super lame!

I hate a lot of things. But La is not one of them. It's funny how a lot of NON-LA posters think la fans dont miss an nfl team. At least the people I know and talk to, they all want an nfl team. Like really, are you in La? Please dont just guess.

And he got no job! id give give him more than "a little" weed for him to be in a bills uni. Can you pull hair? That's what I do. Is that bad? Oh who cares!!! Then they blame the parents for their kids acting stupid. You can't please everyone. So just pull that hair like me!!! Smoke "a little" weed if you must. But not before court or before driving or before 12am or before 12pm. Like bellycheat and Tom Braydee. Being in jail for smoking weed is stupid. Stronger drugs I guess I can understand. But freaking weed??? Stupid!

Exactly how would they know? I've never had my license or fingerprints taken at the gate.

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Crazy!!!! I became a bills fan 9/24/90

Ha ha. Even if they had the raiders again, they'll still kill us. We're not good this year.

Ill give it to u first son. We beat an up and down team in chicago. We gave up a lot on defense this game anyway. We beat an average team in miami. San diego put the brakes son or else we would not be 10th overall. They went very soft towards the end .Game 4. Fitz. Nuff said. Playing against fitz helps any defense. Period. You really look at our team and can look me in the eye and say we have a potentiall for a top 5 defense? This may not be the happy response you need or want. Its truth. Face it. Against any other nfl team? We are THAT good? And I'M on the edge? what are you going to think when lions score 43 to 16? Or when pats* run (notice I say run) 244 yards on us. Honestly i dont want to bash my team. Im just tired THIS SEASON of reading how great we are....

Someone has the case of the bills you mean? Top 5 defense? Are you being real? C'mon man!!! I'm pretty sure the lions offense will make our d look like a BOTTOM 5 defense. Count on that. Also tom "petty" aka Tom Brady and his "weak" offense will make us look like a bottom 2 defense. Count on that too. I'm surprised you guys think we have a hall of fame cast. What flavor of kool aid should I be drinking? This guys actually does look like me. Only that I have 5 fingers, not four.

Aw c'mon man. You messing with me? Our #1 rb sucks.... That is usually not a sign of a "talented" team.

Average? So what will we be in 2 weeks when we are 2-4?

No bills game get me depressed anymore. None. This one did. I felt for the garbage that we are a "talented" team or "playoff caliber" team. I'm on the acceptance step right now. I've accepted the fact that this year is done. We barely beat Chicago. We beat up a mediocre team at home. Lost badly game 3. Despite the score, we lost bad yesterday too. We went what, 4-28 on third down conversions. We'll be the usual 6-10 or best case scenario 7-9 this year. Only strong and talented teams make the playoffs. Orton. Lol. Kyle Lol Orton I would really appreciate not having to see stuff like "what a waste of a talented team" on this site. The team is not talented. A few talented players does not make a talented roster. Anyone agree with me? Feel like me? Look like me?

I pledge to start an ej sucks and bring on mark sanchez thread? Or I pledge to start an ej sucks and why didnt we draft that ugly geno smith thread? Or both? ? Grammar police. Come and get me?