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Clippers of Nfl

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  1. now you're really insulting me. hey dude i found an ipad2. i thought it was a kids toy. so i gave it to my neighbor. he gave me a clean $20 for it. im starting to think i got ripped off. just kidding. i only have a thousand posts. thats 2 weeks of posting for some of yall.
  2. you must have been drunk drunk when you posted this huh huh??
  3. like the big ass 55 inch tv.
  4. and she replies, "i didnt do anything. he did all the licking and sticking." would that argument work. lmao!
  5. i dont get this question. why go out with a monster? dont settle for second best my friend.
  6. its also good for taking naps. damn baseball is boring as hell on the tv golf too tennis too nascar too wrestling too bowling too poker too rodeo too winter sports too horse racing too running too swimming too fencing too come to think of it i only like football and soccer FOR SPORTS.
  7. i have had to go back to potty training 101. i thought he was... oh well. i do the nose thing where you put the dogs' nose close to the pee and tell him NO POTTY. it works. he peed on a pee pad last night. for like the next few days every time he sees that bed, he will get the nose treatment. (i cant believe i was so so excited to see a freaking pee stain; lol) its not cruel. actually he's too spoiled. i even tuck his ass in bed. blanket and all. maybe that's why he did it in the first place. he thinks he's a baby.
  8. this is really stupid. i dont follow this at all. but when i have noticed, it seems like the local government or the state government gets involved. why doesnt the mexican military go in there and really take over? i think they could end all this junk if they wanted to. unless the government is involved and doesnt want to end the situation. most likely its that. mexico is known for its corruption. same thing with the mara s or ms gang. i think its the worlds biggest stupidest gang. el salvador is full of that crap. a little home video camera would show you who is a gangster and who is not. gather all the stupid gangsters and let them kill each other. ps. i hate gangs.
  9. you're right about the dinner thing. imo the best first date is still the movies. its kinda hard to beat that one. after a good movie both parties feel good and are usually up for anything. here in so cal. the late night beach walk works like majic. after the movie of course. beach walk by itself... leave that one for the married.
  10. i didnt mention that my 2 older sisters were also in the room/conversation. everyone laughed of course. they thought i was kidding. but i wasnt that was a very cool day. my mom was already divorced by then. she got fixed like she was going to see the president. elegant and the whole bit. but for what? to cook a good meal for her 4 kids. no wonder i love my mom to death.
  11. it would be hard to live without sex for me. that's kinda simple. i remember my mom was talking to me and my brother when i was like 10 and my bro was 12. she said what would you like from a woman when you get married? my bro said. she needs to cook really well for me everyday. i said mom, she needs to have sex with me all the time. true story
  12. that would be so gay! if im a chick, that would be such a total turn off.
  13. HELL YEAH ITS CHEAP. but maybe the girl is totally ok with it. just ask. i would not go there till dates 3 and above though.
  14. 98% of all 20yr old kids play with themselves at night damn, cant she pick one???? sorry to be so graphic.
  15. there is always the cricket ticket on directv. oops that is kinda like baseball too. college football???? which team outta the 6062 teams should i choose? screw that! they are bearable for me. a lot of them actually. i watch 3 freaking games every sunday! (minus commercials of course) live games are fun. what happened??? i used to like the sport even on the tv. how come i cant tolerate it on the tube? at least pete added national parks?????????
  16. i did. i have a jersey that i rarely rarely rarely use. i dont know who gerbe is. i would say no to your question.
  17. -because he has tiny tiny lips congrats promo.
  18. i agree. he's like a george bush III big time. lauren smoked country boy big time. from all the duets/bands/groups last night, i liked lauren the best followed by the 3 girls. pia and haley made little thia smaller than she already is. poor girlie.
  19. i have received some messages separately on the subject and great advice here in the original topic. i really appreciate the concern. i love my dog to death and want to help him. that's the main reason i had him neutered. i was told that it would minimize prostate cancer. so i had to do it.
  20. ha ha im normally used to a smart ass reply (kinda like the one you gave me)
  21. nice info. thanks.
  22. no prob. buy Proin they sell it at petmeds.com u should be all right. let us know if it works or not.
  23. oh damn. that's what they call "slap me silly" chef no reply to that???
  24. nice intro half man half horse all drunk. very funny
  25. very funny. speaking of weather, its 86 in my part of town. lawndale. small city right next to redondo beach. getting a cool summer breeze. very nice! you are right. a lemon lime snow cone coming right up. yummie delish!
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