Barack Obama

To the Promised Land. Utopia

Let me be clear At some point you must Lead, Follow, or get out of the way I am leading Therefore you must either follow or get out of my way

Let me be clear Just remember to keep those checks flowing to the DNC

Funny? Funny how? Am I funny like I'm a clown? Do I amuse you? Do I make you laugh. Am I here to freakin' amuse you? What do you mean funny? Funny how? How am I funny?

Let me be clear. I'm not to happy about that either. That number is still too low.

That's right you ingrates

Merry Taxmas to all, and to all a good night

It's the most wonderful time of the year There will be tax dollars flowing And Government growing When the tax day is here It's the most wonderful time It's the most wonderful time It's the most wonderful time It's the most wonderful time of the year

Let me be clear. I take that as a challenge.

Let me be clear The only thing better than Gingrich winning the Republican nomination would be for Sarah Palin to win it Run baby run

Let me be clear. The previous administration left the pitchers mound in worse shape than we had thought *Sent from my Blackberry Wireless Handheld Device

Let me be clear You give George too much credit. He is an outstanding American citizen, unfortunately you are an upstanding citizen. Regardless what happens you somehow find a way to stand up on your own two feet George however is a true American. Regardless what happens he finds a way to stand outside, wating for our support

Let me be clear That doctor is not an American hero. A true American hero is somebody like: Bad Lieutenant: If not for Don't Ask Don't Tell you would still be just a Lieutenant. Or maybe an Ensign Bishop Hedd: Keep reaching for that Rainbow! Maybe Levi will send you an autographed picture blzrul: Proving that burned out Hippies who missed Woodstock can contribute more to society than collecting Social Security and remembering the 60s conner: Proving the mentally challanged are capable of using the Internet. However, to be fair some of that praise does go to Al Gore. Vice President Gore's invention did accept those of us who are less able to think but are just as capable of voting Democratic Exiled in Illinois: If the government didn't give him a job, who would? pBills: Proof that if you contribute Union dues long enough, you will start to think all that money might have gone to something useful RI Bills Fan: If only the rest of America were as grounded in reality as you

Let me be clear *Sent from my Blackberry Wireless Handheld

Let me be clear In the matter, the American people stand with the people of Baghdad

Let me be clear. I sympathize with the American people on their housing plight. It's difficult to find decent housing. My lease expires in January 2013 and I am doing everything I can now to ensure that lease is renewed

Yes We Can

How many calories and cholesterol are in conner and Hedd? After my last physical the Doctor wants me to watch what I eat

Milka-wha?

Thank you Bill. You have helped me to greatly understand one of your administration's signature policies Let me be clear. I did not ask for the details and I really wish you did not tell them

Let me be clear. I inherited the current definition from the previous administration

Let me be clear. All your base are belong to us

Let me be clear. That picture was taken out of context. It was movie night at the White House. Tommy Hanks, Stevie Speilberg, Uncle Joey, and myself were playing a movie quote game. Uncle Joey had "Office Space" and showed us his "O Face"

Perhaps you could just hold the seat for a while? You know, just in case I need a job in 3 years Now before you ask what's in it for you. Remember who got that pain in the ass, you know Preparation "H", out of the house for you Let me be clear. You owe me

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