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Oh bloody hell. Start here and keep reading. Honestly, don't any of you wankers watch Python anymore? The best part during our one-act happened with this exchange: The script called for the detective to whip a photo out of his wallet and show it to Angus. Well, the detective whipped out a photo alright -- a nudie playing card. In front of a packed auditorium, who couldn't see the card. It was all Angus could do to cover his face and say "That's the one that ate me Mary!" without cracking up.

The guy from Love Boat was actually a graduate of Harvard and Exeter. Not that THAT qualifies him, but Fred Grandy was hardly some schmo. (I did hear he once had another congressman's aide fired for stepping onto the elevator with him and saying, "Oh, hey Goph'." )

Hahaha! Love the Lett reference especially.

"So why the long face, horse? Banky on the rag?"

I was at a bar with my buddies and I called Willis on a bet. He told me it was true and that the whole thing with him dressing at practice was a big conspiracy to sell season tickets.

Oh yeah and gamblers too. No sympathy from this corner for them either.

The only people that truly give a rat's ass are: 1. Reporters who have to find something to write about 2. Fantasy football owners 3. The other team 4. People who are just nosy !@#$ers I really don't have any sympathy for any of these groups. Parrish will be back when he's ready to play. I don't need to know any more than that.

Believe it or not, we actually did this sketch as a one-act play our senior year in high school. "Oh Angus, how are we going to get forty-eight million kilts into the van?" "I'll have to do it in two goes."

One might think that the logical away game for the Bills to wear their blue throwbacks is Miami, since the Fish wear white at home.

With what sport is Wimbledon most commonly associated?

Hey how come Poojer didn't answer this thread?

Fear not. Pretty soon ol' Pooj will be back, and he'll be singing this tune: I told myself that I can't hold out forever I said there is no reason for my fear Cause I feel so secure when we're together You give my life direction, You make everything so clear

That's ok Pooj, we're gonna keep on lovin' you 'cause it's the only thing we wanna do.

Oh I remember that. Too bad we played on turf and not acetate. I also remember the pronoun game he used to play. "I threw a touchdown pass. We had an interception."

Now why is that? Pittsburgh's reality last year was about six games BETTER than ANY best-case scenario would have predicted for them.

Ah but JAY FIEDLER will lead them to the promised land.

And as far as Peyton in his first year, he didn't have half the team around him that JP does now (not to mention that he didn't have the luxury of sitting and learning for a year).

You put Leonhard on the team; smart move. If the Bills try to stash him on the PS, someone will claim him for sure. I really like that kid. Are you saying Jabari Greer will be cut? I thought he looked very good last Saturday.

And yet you decided to come here instead.

So tell me, Hollywood, when were these two sites established?

I especially liked how they called us offside on our onside kick -- when nobody was offside!

The only people who should have lost their jobs after that Broncos game were John Fina and Dan Henning. Anyone who remembers that fuggin reverse will know what I'm talking about.

No puedo ir. But go ahead without me.