BRH

Oh my God! Regular people were there? You mean the Judge Smallses of the world had to rub elbows with the Danny Noonans last night? The horror.

Let's put it this way: The Giants of 1991, 1992 and 1993 couldn't have beaten the Bills in those seasons' Super Bowls. The only chance they had was in 1990, and they made good on it. The Redskins of 1991 were much better than the 'Skins of the preceding year and the next two years. The Cowboys of 1990 and 1991 weren't yet at the stage where they could think about making the SB, let alone win it. Remember, they were 1-15 in 1989. When OJG says "several" teams from 1990-93 could have beaten the Bills, he seems to be including all four years' worth of the Giants, Redskins and Cowboys in that calculation. I say that the years they won it were the only years they could have won it. After the Cowboys of '92-'93, the Redskins of '91, the Giants of '90, and the Niners of '90-'93, who else was there in the NFC? The Eagles? Please. The Packers? Not there yet by a long shot. The Bears? They were done. That leaves the Cardinals, Wayne Fontes' Lions, the Vikings, the Suckaneers, the Aints, the Rams, and the Falcons. Any takers? Didn't think so. The NFC during the early '90s had two dominant franchises each year, a couple of average ones, and a bunch of crappy ones. The distance between, say, the Cowboys and Niners of '92 and the bottom-feeders of the NFC that year was considerable. They had plenty of "off weeks" in their own conference. Please let's not generalize a couple of great teams into a "dominant conference."

See my post immediately above yours.

Is that Weck a la Quayle?

Probably because some of your brethren are so insecure about their narrow margins of victory in the recent SBs that they have to expend multiple paragraphs of hot air in denigrating another team's success.

My heart aches for the people who play tennis with the Wilsons and only got a program.

Oops I missed Live & Die's post above. What he said. Barnes looking lonely

Ross Cellino was disciplined by the state bar for something, I forget what, but it may have been commingling client funds with personal funds... a big no-no. I didn't pay a lot of attention to the story because I don't like giving those ambulance chasers any more attention than they deserve, but I think his license was suspended for at least a year. Now the big billboards coming into the city, and the ubiquitous commercials, say "Barnes Law Firm" instead of "Cellino and Barnes."

Um... check the post above yours, dude.

Am I the only one who wonders how Barnes can keep a straight face in his new ads? "Hi, my partner just went up the river. But hire me! Hire me!"

Did something happen to the PPP board? Christ guys. Take it there.

And I don't want TO either, but you would think they would be even more in need of a wide receiver now. How about Sam Aiken and a third for Simon?

Well, the report says TO was asked to leave. Now they can't fine him because they kicked him out.

If I had to guess, it would be that TO is faking his injury (i.e., only going to camp to avoid being fined) and Reid called him on it.

I'll take One Hit Wonders for $200, Alex.

Yeah, well, I hope you're not referring to that segment of the Behind The Music on him where they speculated on the size of his whanger. Greg Kihn goes, "Huey Lewis peeing off the Golden Gate Bridge: 'Hey, this water's cold. And deep, too.'"

Is it 1985?

Jonas's penchant for missing a quarter here, a half there, and a game every once in awhile will only intensify now that he's gotten his big signing bonus.

Um... I don't vote for the last one anymore. Wholesome. In that sundress. That's my vote.

And Shoeless Joe Jackson and the Easter Bunny.

I heard a rumor that TD called Corey Simon's agent to try to work out a deal. Let's see how long it takes for that to make it to Philly radio and back.

I have a mansion, forget the price Ain't never been there, they tell me it's nice I live in hotels, tear out the walls I have accountants pay for it all They say I'm crazy but I have a good time I'm just looking for clues at the scene of the crime Life's been good to me so far My Maserati does one-eighty-five I lost my license, now I don't drive I have a limo, ride in the back I lock the doors in case I'm attacked I'm making records, my fans they can't wait They write me letters, tell me I'm great So I got me an office, gold records on the wall Just leave a message, maybe I'll call Lucky I'm sane after all I've been through Everybody says I'm cool (He's cool) I can't complain but sometimes I still do Life's been good to me so far I go to parties sometimes until four It's hard to leave when you can't find the door It's tough to handle this fortune and fame Everybody's so different I haven't changed They say I'm lazy but it takes all my time Everybody says Oh yeah (Oh yeah) I keep on going guess I'll never know why Life's been good to me so far

Bless you. I vote for the last one, actually.

Outdoor Life Network? What, is the NHL playing pond hockey this year?