SageAgainstTheMachine

They've never exactly been "above" doing blow job jokes. I mean, the very first episode of the series was basically just an extended fart joke. I thought last night's episode was pretty good.

Yeah, I lean toward the franchise that has never won a WS. Plus, I love watching the reactions of Ron Washington. Talk about wearing your heart on your sleeve! Nolan Ryan has been pretty entertaining as well. I sorta wanted to see the Cards take this game though, because nothing is greater than a World Series Game 7.

I don't really care who wins, but you'd hate to see a generally awesome World Series end like this with so many errors. But man, that Texas offense just keeps coming, doesn't it?

Did you play Little League? I bet you were the left fielder, because man that came out of nowhere! This rash of out-of-wedlock births...is it happening because Dads are running off en masse to start new lives as drag queens?

I won't try to tell you that, nor will I tell you otherwise. Seeing as I'm not the boy. I will tell you that I see no generalized breakdown of gender identity in America.

Another dirty down-low good-fer-nothing Improper Arm Lifter behind bars. I dare say the streets are safe again!

Wait. I'M a random guy!

Well I'm not familiar with ice hockey opportunities for girls, but I do know that women's hockey at the NCAA and adult amateur/pro levels is continuing to gain traction, so that's good. But that's not the point. The point is a cultural double standard - girls who play with boys show "moxy" and "spunk". Boys who play with girls are labelled faggots. This is a trend perpetuated by adults as well as children. I'm not saying that a private organization, especially one called Girl Scouts, has any obligation to include boys. That's their business. But your stupid sarcastic message about "yay progressives" holds no water. Who the !@#$ cares if a boy wants to be in girl scouts?

So what? We applaud when girls participate in activities traditionally set aside for boys.

Wow, Philly lost 5-1 to lowly Montreal and Vancouver fell 3-0 to the Blues. The list of teams that won't make the playoffs is just piling up!

Obvious troll is obvious.

37 posts and nobody used the term Pussification of America. I'm sorta impressed.

What? Edit: Also, who cares?

http://www.rotoworld.com/player/nfl/2780/jp-losman

Kris Kristofferson needs to apologize for this.

She was a boobs.

No Country for Old Men. Love me some Cormac McCarthy and some Coen Bros.

The worst AFC game of the week produces a 100-post live thread. DO YOU BELIEVE IN MIRACLES?? YES!

Robbie Gould had one a couple years ago that missed by worse I think, but it was wind blown.

Ravens could use them some Tebow. He knows how to host comebacks against crappy teams in the state of Florida.

And Billy Cundiff throws his 2 cents into the worst offensive performance of the decade.

He'll have his hands full. Washington knows how to get to the QB.

Reverse reverse reverse psychology. I'm all about trick plays.

Sage and Jimmy Spagnola together - totally NOT peter pan guy. Click this link only if you do not want to see peter pan guy.

I was raised by Mexican Germans in the suburbs of Buffalo. I wouldn't know how to parody a guido if I wanted.