SageAgainstTheMachine

Madsen got released? I am so !@#$ing done with this team!

Holy unreadable walls of text, Batman!

I'll throw in another vote for DSOTM. The Wall has quite a few tracks that are frankly unlistenable.

The chipmunks that live in my backyard. I see those cute little !@#$ers scooting around every morning and it puts a on my face. - Also, it's interesting that most people include something to do with kids. Further illustrates my philosophy that we should aim to be more child-like and less childish!

I try to be a silver lining type of guy, so I view it like this: After a decade of watching Kelsay try and struggle (and often fail) to be a starter-quality DE, he finally gets to play the role of the rotational backup where he's always belonged.

Listen, after Ryan Neill's reign of terror, I was excited to see the Bills with a long-snapper who many experts thought could win games singlehandedly. If that makes me a zealot, then I don't know what this board is for. As for whateverdude, I don't know what his opinion was but he can certainly speak for himself.

This is a good one. Mowing can be very zen. I like to go in a square pattern and pretend I'm mowing the infield at Yankee Stadium.

Are you really going to dredge back to 2009? You know, when EVERYBODY thought Sanborn was the next hot item in the NFL? You couldn't turn on ESPN without hearing the guy's name. Let's face it, he barely gets the job done. Garrison Sanborn can lead you to an 8-8 season with a good enough punter, but that's his absolute ceiling.

D.B.A.D

I thought I'd try to brighten up the off-season a little. What are some aspects of life that give your day a lift? I'll start... - A strong cup of coffee - The music of Warren Zevon - Hitting all the green lights on a short trip - A nice game of frisbee - A perfectly struck 4-iron - Watching my niece and nephew play - Waking up 5 minutes before the alarm, perfectly rested - That happy/pensive feeling after the 3rd beer - The even happier/somewhat less pensive feeling after the 5th beer Your turn!

That is awesome!

HF birthday to the most consistently pleasant member of TBD!

Comical to read, but not at all surprising. Religion is the ultimate Us vs. Them, and not many people of faith will ever be dissuaded from believing that their version of dogma is good for the world.

http://www.cbsatlanta.com/story/18626605/texas-honors-student-jailed-for-excessive-truancy Ms. Tran, a 17 year old, has to work a full-time and part-time job and take advanced placement courses AND care for her younger sister. Now, she has a mark on her record because a judge "wanted to make an example of her". I realize there are more despicable things in the world, but I want to find this guy and punch him in the face.

As for food, the prices can be a hassle in Manhattan if you don't resign yourself to fast food...my suggestion is to make frequent visits to the Whole Foods grocery store in Columbus Circle (just South of the park and a stone's throw from Roosevelt). My thoughts are with you and your family. Having a little Bills fan in the womb certainly helps...she's a fighter already.

I'm very sorry to hear about your friend.

And upon further reading, "chemical castration" isn't nearly as ugly as it sounds. It's essentially hormone therapy that reduces libido. How is this not already happening everywhere?

Chemical Castration of Child Rapist Nasty thing to think about, but corrective justice is always preferable to retributive justice.

My vote was punter, but I think the running back is the 2nd best option...anything equal or better than 2nd and 7, 3rd and 4, or 4th and 2 is an automatic first down and you'd dominate time of possession every single game. Of course, those games would be boring as hell.

Going hipster here but I don't care...loved Michelle since before she was popular, as she got her break on the YES Network. Good to see we can now enjoy her with the "Mute" option off.

Choose wisely. EDIT: In regards to Robo-Halfback, 2.5 yards on every down would be too obvious a choice.

I wonder about this. Will the trigger be Jesse finding out about the poison, or Walt finally slipping up and revealing that he didn't save Jane? Or both? Or something else entirely? God, I'm excited.

At some point, yes, but they left off on good terms. I wonder if Mike is going to return with an axe to grind.

So...with the departure of Gus, is there even a chance that Walt's next foil lives up to him?

Haha, glad somebody caught it. Also, Mia Wasikowska