Captain Caveman

All of the DEs having been signed means almost nothing. Take last years 6th and 8th picks: 6. Vernon Gholston DE N.Y. Jets Signed 5 years, $50 million 8. Derrick Harvey DE Jacksonville Signed 5 years, $33.4 million Same position, two picks apart, and the salaries are completely different. At the top of the first round, being a spot or two higher makes a considerable difference, regardless of position. I'm with you in hoping that Maybin gets in soon. But it doesn't have much to do with which DEs have signed. And where are you getting that they guys before and after him have all signed? He's #11. The 8th, 9th, and 10th picks have not signed.

If JP made wise investment choices, he should be making more in interest at this point as Mort's son is making as his weekly stipend. If Mort's son actually ends up making the team, then he very well could end up making more.

I am ashamed, that I was tricked into thinking you were anything other than a troll. Done.

it's hard to officiate in the nfl

Since I'm still pretty sure you don't have any money, how about this: If he doesn't play on Defense in the first 6 games, I won't post here any more. If he does, you don't post here any more.

I like how your response to everyone who questions you is that "you live in your mom's basement." It's cute.

Ralph bought the Bills for 25,000$ in 1959. I wonder what a 25,000$ investment in the UFL will be worth in 50 years...

I'm wondering if there's any way to go back to 7:59?

I love how Stupar popped up though.

Yeah, we'll come back, but i have a feeling we'll lose on a last second kickoff return / lateral.

holy . i hope you didn't make promises you can't keep.

HI-YO

I'll give him a chance, he can mow my lawn for 8$ an hour.

Yeah, I was thinking we should pick him up, but the season looks to be a lost cause now anyway, so I'm thinking ralph should just save his money.

Maybe that's the problem. We brought the old AFL playbook.

except for that fake punt return for a touchdown on the first series. and the block in the back call on our first return.

it's hard to kick in the nfl.

Doesn't matter. Jenkins has to learn to not get his hands on him.

I think he's been trained in "the voice." http://dune.wikia.com/wiki/Voice

choose your own adventure, dude.

it was nice seeing him get his helmet in young's back there.

Well, playing the NFL is hard.

Just saw this on ESPN insider and had to laugh... 2004 Draft, Round 1 QBs' salaries 1. Eli Manning ($97.5M/5-yrs/NYG) 4. Philip Rivers ($40.5M/6-yrs/SD) 11. Ben Roethlisberger ($102M/8-yrs/PIT) 22. J.P. Losman (1-yr/UFL) *Manning just signed his deal, Rivers is in his last year and Roethlisberger signed last year.

nice pancake by walker on that 0 yd run by lynch.

Finally, the truth comes out.