Captain Caveman

a rookie cap is very likely. i don't think our top draft pick this year will enjoy the bonanza that's been seen in previous years.

Man, I hate Flutie. If this curse has anything to do with that tiny man I'd hate him even more.

Yes. Why is it so hard to believe? The man has done zero to impress 3 coaching staffs. Yeah, sign Tiny Chong.

My hands are kind of sore from the hammering.

From now on Ryan Fitzpatrick is to be referred to only as Ivo Shandor.

So you're saying I should spray Biscuit with some slime and play some happy music?

Nice.

No, I think the Steelers just signed him.

Struggles to keep his balance... http://media3.washingtonpost.com/wp-srv/photo/gallery/090728/GAL-09Jul28-2375/media/PHO-09Jul28-171666.jpg

There may have just been some old juice / bread fermenting in that beard. Like prison wine, but you know, on his face.

Nothing if you're JP Losman. But c'mon, Edwards has a Stanford degree. He should be doing the scheduling at the landscaping company.

It was eye opening when the commentators called out the Bills receivers towards the end of the Green Bay game. When they showed the replay, it looked like all of our receivers were double covered. Because other teams are able to get pressure rushing only 3 - 4 guys, this may continue to be the case.

You're right, I was wrong to make fun. Also, earlier in the thread I came clean that my head is also rather large. (I wear a size 7 7/8 hat.) BTW, if people think this thread is mean spirited, that is not my intent. Cornelius, you're right that Ryan has more success in his pinky than I've got in my whole body. I think Ryan, being a smart guy would be able to take a little ribbing. (I know my friends and I would make fun of each other if one of us had that noggin.)

Mowing Lawns?

Bonk Sorry Ryan. My own is head is pretty big, don't feel bad.

helmet is stuck

i like the way you think, but I have an idea which is slightly more realistic, and may pay better dividends. let's build a time machine, and go back in time and bring back 25 year old jim kelly with us. or we could bring back some kind of sports almanac and give it to ralph so he would know who to draft and hire on the coaching staff.

It's shaped weird, too.

i wish you harm.

personal detachment

They F'n Live!

Maybe we can convince New England next week to share Brady as the all time QB?

Clausen also has more potential (or at least seems to) than any of our other options.

I'll have what he's smoking.

I'll admit it. Yes.