In 4th grade, they split up my class of 160ish into teams of 8 and had us do different events. Teams were random, including the role of team leader.
As "leader" of my team, I slotted myself in for the Vortex Throw--specifically because I remember thinking that it "sounded cool". Meanwhile, I assigned the best thrower on our team to trivia or something stupid that probably should've gone to me.
So, vortex throw comes up. Every other team puts their best athlete forward, and our team is last. I'm up and I heave it with all I got into the sun. Raucous laughter ensues; a quick look over my shoulder reveals most of my teachers laughing as well. The gym teacher felt so bad that he gave our team another attempt (much to the consternation of the other teams). Instead of using that golden opportunity to let someone else throw, I decided to attempt to redeem myself, but the next throw was even worse.
I initially voted 1-5 pass, but then I recalled this moment and changed my vote to zero like the scum I am.
GO BILLS!