Pine Barrens Mafia Posted August 5, 2009 Author Share Posted August 5, 2009 How about this - if Skooby posts an intelligent quote in the woods will anyone on TSW hear it? Trick question. SKOOBY will never post anything intelligent. NEXT! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaloBill Posted August 5, 2009 Share Posted August 5, 2009 As a Bills fan living in a cruel world would you rather - tailgate at the Ralph before a Bill's loss to the Cheatriots* or complain after a Bills loss to the Fins in Toronto? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dwight Drane Posted August 5, 2009 Share Posted August 5, 2009 Sarah Palin, Michelle Malkin, a hot tub, 2 Viagra, and a 40 of OE............in return for 3 months salary. Do you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted August 5, 2009 Author Share Posted August 5, 2009 Sarah Palin, Michelle Malkin, a hot tub, 2 Viagra, and a 40 of OE............in return for 3 months salary. Do you? Is that a joke? Two middle-aged average-looking women, old man pills and ghetto juice? Give me the money. NEXT! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted August 5, 2009 Author Share Posted August 5, 2009 As a Bills fan living in a cruel world would you rather - tailgate at the Ralph before a Bill's loss to the Cheatriots* or complain after a Bills loss to the Fins in Toronto? What is "The kind of choice that would make me drink Hemlock?" NEXT! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaloBill Posted August 5, 2009 Share Posted August 5, 2009 If Raphael Barr invites you into her bedroom for a hot session of "amore wrestling" but you forget your Viagara what do you do? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WellDressed Posted August 5, 2009 Share Posted August 5, 2009 Omega Man or I Am Legend?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted August 5, 2009 Author Share Posted August 5, 2009 If Raphael Barr invites you into her bedroom for a hot session of "amore wrestling" but you forget your Viagara what do you do? You azzclowns seem to have an obsession with Viagara. Why? NEXT! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted August 5, 2009 Author Share Posted August 5, 2009 Omega Man or I Am Legend?? Omega Man. NEXT! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted August 5, 2009 Share Posted August 5, 2009 When a Z- particle decays into a lepton-antilepton pair, is parity conserved or is it a chirial decay? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stuckincincy Posted August 5, 2009 Share Posted August 5, 2009 It's time to start a new thread: Ask Joe in Macungie. So, BRING IT. You put your right hand in, You put your right hand out; You put your right hand in, And you shake it all about. You do the Hokey-Pokey, And you turn yourself around. That's what it's all about! Is it true that the Hokey-Pokey IS what it's all about, after all? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted August 5, 2009 Author Share Posted August 5, 2009 When a Z- particle decays into a lepton-antilepton pair, is parity conserved or is it a chirial decay? And you're married? It's a miracle! NEXT! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted August 5, 2009 Author Share Posted August 5, 2009 You put your right hand in,You put your right hand out; You put your right hand in, And you shake it all about. You do the Hokey-Pokey, And you turn yourself around. That's what it's all about! Is it true that the Hokey-Pokey IS what it's all about, after all? Certainly better than some of the other options out there. NEXT! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
damj Posted August 5, 2009 Share Posted August 5, 2009 An airplane full of Fench and Spanish citizens crashes right on the border between France and Spain. Where do you bury the survivors? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted August 5, 2009 Author Share Posted August 5, 2009 An airplane full of Fench and Spanish citizens crashes right on the border between France and Spain. Where do you bury the survivors? Spain. I can't imagine anyone would want to have their corpse spend the rest of its existence in France. NEXT! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bullpen Posted August 5, 2009 Share Posted August 5, 2009 How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted August 5, 2009 Share Posted August 5, 2009 Joe, are the Hokey Pokey and Chicken Dance annoying wedding songs, or Bills' blocking schemes? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AiO Posted August 5, 2009 Share Posted August 5, 2009 Joe, are the Hokey Pokey and Chicken Dance annoying wedding songs, or Bills' blocking schemes? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
damj Posted August 5, 2009 Share Posted August 5, 2009 Spain. I can't imagine anyone would want to have their corpse spend the rest of its existence in France. NEXT! Why would you bury the survivors you heartless bastard!?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted August 5, 2009 Author Share Posted August 5, 2009 How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 3.5 cords. NEXT! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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