damj Posted August 3, 2009 Share Posted August 3, 2009 I win! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cugalabanza Posted August 3, 2009 Share Posted August 3, 2009 I win! 1st runner up and alternate (in case something should happen to damj). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
damj Posted August 3, 2009 Author Share Posted August 3, 2009 1st runner up and alternate (in case something should happen to damj). Uh oh Bad idea ... I better join the Wit-less Protection Program Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted August 3, 2009 Share Posted August 3, 2009 DIE, THREAD, DIE!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steely Dan Posted August 3, 2009 Share Posted August 3, 2009 1st runner up and alternate (in case something should happen to damj). Actually you win. damj was the thread starter and you are the first poster! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
damj Posted August 3, 2009 Author Share Posted August 3, 2009 Actually you win. damj was the thread starter and you are the first poster! Nice try ... that's my name next to post #1 ... don't be a hater man ... don't be a hater ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLZFAN4LIFE Posted August 3, 2009 Share Posted August 3, 2009 Nice try ... that's my name next to post #1 ... don't be a hater man ... don't be a hater ... Don't hate the playa' hate the game. BTW, I demand a recount! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mead107 Posted August 3, 2009 Share Posted August 3, 2009 It is just not fair . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLZFAN4LIFE Posted August 3, 2009 Share Posted August 3, 2009 New rule. Second-to-last post wins!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoodBye Posted August 3, 2009 Share Posted August 3, 2009 Cheater!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steely Dan Posted August 3, 2009 Share Posted August 3, 2009 Nice try ... that's my name next to post #1 ... don't be a hater man ... don't be a hater ... In the case of Suckmaballs vs. Youreanidiot The Supreme Court ruled that a thread starter is not in fact the first post even though the #1 appears on the title page. They reasoned that this obvious attempt to rig the contest and was illegal pursuant to the amendment that deals with this kind of thing. A person starting such a thread and who then declares themselves the winner should be subject to being tied to a chair and having farts blown in their faces for at least 20 days and no more than 1 year. Learn the law! Jackass!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
damj Posted August 4, 2009 Author Share Posted August 4, 2009 In the case of Suckmaballs vs. Youreanidiot The Supreme Court ruled that a thread starter is not in fact the first post even though the #1 appears on the title page. They reasoned that this obvious attempt to rig the contest and was illegal pursuant to the amendment that deals with this kind of thing. A person starting such a thread and who then declares themselves the winner should be subject to being tied to a chair and having farts blown in their faces for at least 20 days and no more than 1 year. Learn the law! Jackass!! Yes, but prior precedence was set in the case of Johnson vs. the Purple Nipple strip club when the Honorable Judge Rection (Hugh G.) ruled that: 1.) Steely Dan is a gimp who likes to dress up farm animals are attempt to date them, and 2.) The creator of said contest is free to make up whatever rules he so chose, and that all interpretations of winners were at the sole discretion on the contest creator. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
damj Posted August 4, 2009 Author Share Posted August 4, 2009 Cheater!! I prefer "Evil Genius" or "A Voodoo woman named Phyllis". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steely Dan Posted August 4, 2009 Share Posted August 4, 2009 Yes, but prior precedence was set in the case of Johnson vs. the Purple Nipple strip club when the Honorable Judge Rection (Hugh G.) ruled that: 1.) Steely Dan is a gimp who likes to dress up farm animals are attempt to date them, and 2.) The creator of said contest is free to make up whatever rules he so chose, and that all interpretations of winners were at the sole discretion on the contest creator. Look if you're gonna start making $#!+ up to help your argument then you're pretty sad, pretty, pretty sad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
damj Posted August 4, 2009 Author Share Posted August 4, 2009 Look if you're gonna start making $#!+ up to help your argument then you're pretty sad, pretty, pretty sad. Ok .. Ok ... I might have exagerated the first one ... a little Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steely Dan Posted August 4, 2009 Share Posted August 4, 2009 Ok .. Ok ... I might have exagerated the first one ... a little Go to law school or quit making $#!+ up!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
damj Posted August 4, 2009 Author Share Posted August 4, 2009 Go to law school or quit making $#!+ up!! Sure thing ... counselor Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steely Dan Posted August 4, 2009 Share Posted August 4, 2009 That's MR. COUNSELOR!!! To you!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
damj Posted August 4, 2009 Author Share Posted August 4, 2009 That's MR. COUNSELOR!!! To you!! Don't push it ... biotch! lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
damj Posted August 4, 2009 Author Share Posted August 4, 2009 That's MR. COUNSELOR!!! To you!! Nice try Steely ... BUSTED! Lawyer In A Box Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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