pBills Posted May 26, 2009 Share Posted May 26, 2009 He's got a lot of cyber muscles, doesn't he? I'll spare you the psychology lesson behind his motivation. Suffice to say it's a compensation for something. No kidding. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlaskaDarin_Has_AIDS Posted May 26, 2009 Author Share Posted May 26, 2009 He's got a lot of cyber muscles, doesn't he? I'll spare you the psychology lesson behind his motivation. Suffice to say it's a compensation for something. The only thing I'm compensating for is the fact that right now I'm raking in more money than 99.9% of this country and this far-left socialist is trying to punish me by redistributing it to his cronies in ACORN and the labor unions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SageAgainstTheMachine Posted May 26, 2009 Share Posted May 26, 2009 The only thing I'm compensating for is the fact that right now I'm raking in more money than 99.9% of this country and this far-left socialist is trying to punish me by redistributing it to his cronies in ACORN and the labor unions. I assume you inherited the money. Actually I assume you're lying. In either case, I refuse to believe a man of your diminutive mental stature earned himself millions of dollars. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pBills Posted May 26, 2009 Share Posted May 26, 2009 I assume you inherited the money. Actually I assume you're lying. In either case, I refuse to believe a man of your diminutive mental stature earned himself millions of dollars. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlaskaDarin_Has_AIDS Posted May 26, 2009 Author Share Posted May 26, 2009 I assume you inherited the money. Actually I assume you're lying. In either case, I refuse to believe a man of your diminutive mental stature earned himself millions of dollars. You should start assuming that I made my bread the old fashioned way-came up with a great idea, worked hard, marketed it, and then watched my bank roll explode! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
K-9 Posted May 26, 2009 Share Posted May 26, 2009 You should start assuming that I made my bread the old fashioned way-came up with a great idea, worked hard, marketed it, and then watched my bank roll explode! Compensating is one thing. But to utterly deny that it's actually a clitoris is another. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlaskaDarin_Has_AIDS Posted May 26, 2009 Author Share Posted May 26, 2009 Compensating is one thing. But to utterly deny that it's actually a clitoris is another. Oh please, I'm more well endowed than 99.9% of this great country we live in. You'd be shocked at both the length AND girth of my engorged manhood! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
K-9 Posted May 26, 2009 Share Posted May 26, 2009 Oh please, I'm more well endowed than 99.9% of this great country we live in. You'd be shocked at both the length AND girth of my engorged manhood! Ah, delusions of grandeur. Another classic symptom. Just accept that it's really a clitoris and you're just a hairy woman and it'll be easier for you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted May 26, 2009 Share Posted May 26, 2009 Oh please, I'm more well endowed than 99.9% of this great country we live in. You'd be shocked at both the length AND girth of my engorged manhood! I think most of us already had you pegged as a massive prick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pBills Posted May 26, 2009 Share Posted May 26, 2009 I think most of us already had you pegged as a massive prick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlaskaDarin_Has_AIDS Posted May 26, 2009 Author Share Posted May 26, 2009 Ah, delusions of grandeur. Another classic symptom. Just accept that it's really a clitoris and you're just a hairy woman and it'll be easier for you. Just accept that your shortcoming lags far, far behind your out of control wispy pubes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
K-9 Posted May 27, 2009 Share Posted May 27, 2009 Just accept that your shortcoming lags far, far behind your out of control wispy pubes. Look, when you first started going through this identitiy crisis, I'm sure you peeked over the urinal barrier to do some comparisons. And you concluded that you are larger than 99.9 percent of your sample group. But EVERYTHING is bigger when using the metric system. It's a clitoris, Shirley. The sooner you accept it and buy yourself a pocket-rocket the sooner the healing can begin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlaskaDarin_Has_AIDS Posted May 27, 2009 Author Share Posted May 27, 2009 Look, when you first started going through this identitiy crisis, I'm sure you peeked over the urinal barrier to do some comparisons. And you concluded that you are larger than 99.9 percent of your sample group. But EVERYTHING is bigger when using the metric system. It's a clitoris, Shirley. The sooner you accept it and buy yourself a pocket-rocket the sooner the healing can begin. You're just another hater who catches a glimpse of my dickprint through and gets all jealous over it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kelly the Dog Posted May 27, 2009 Share Posted May 27, 2009 You're just another hater who catches a glimpse of my dickprint through and gets all jealous over it. uhhf ddkkkr fkspg sjmsjdiii fllglhp dn kkfp sjjii s dpqmff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlaskaDarin_Has_AIDS Posted May 27, 2009 Author Share Posted May 27, 2009 uhhf ddkkkr fkspg sjmsjdiii fllglhp dn kkfp sjjii s dpqmff. ????????? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
K-9 Posted May 27, 2009 Share Posted May 27, 2009 You're just another hater who catches a glimpse of my dickprint clitprint through and gets all jealous over it. Fixed it for you, Shirley. Aren't you due for a waxing? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SageAgainstTheMachine Posted May 27, 2009 Share Posted May 27, 2009 Fixed it for you, Shirley. Aren't you due for a waxing? Yeah Owensmania, it's almost bikini season. You'd better go with a Brazilian. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlaskaDarin_Has_AIDS Posted May 27, 2009 Author Share Posted May 27, 2009 Yeah Owensmania, it's almost bikini season. You'd better go with a Brazilian. Fixed it for you, Shirley. Aren't you due for a waxing? I'm sorry I couldn't reply to your posts right away but I was getting laid-something neither of you will ever accomplish! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SageAgainstTheMachine Posted May 27, 2009 Share Posted May 27, 2009 I'm sorry I couldn't reply to your posts right away but I was getting laid-something neither of you will ever accomplish! Yeah? What's his name? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted May 27, 2009 Share Posted May 27, 2009 Yeah? What's his name? I'm guessing something along the lines of "Mr. Sock Puppet". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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