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Name: LeftyLucy

Age: 27

Gender: Female

Occupation: Writer/advocate

Location: Lunenburg, NS

Hot for: Alice Munro, the Weather Network, Canada Council funding

Political orientation: As a lesbian, I like to take part in anything on the frignes of the political spectrum. If it involves placards, protests and lefties, I'm in.

What I'm looking for: A womyn who enjoys the simple things in life, like staring wistfully through windows on rainy days.

Why get to know me: I'm senstive, loving and know how to knit. I can talk endless about iambic pentameter. I'll write about our realtionship, but I'll change your name... honest. 

 

Oh man, what a hottie!!!

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Name:  MyHatIsTall1966

Age:  39

Gender:  Male

Occupation:  I wrangle cattle

Location:  Calgary, AB (aka Cowtown)

Hot for:  Chaps; the Marlboro Man; rodeos; the wide, open range.

Political orientation:  Conservative; it's the Albertan way, baby!

What I'm looking for:  A date to the Calgary Stampede pancake breakfast. A real classy lady.

Why get to know me:  You want to learn how to ride a horse dontcha?

 

OMG..This cannot be real...TOO FUNNY. ;):lol::lol::lol: .."I Wrangle Cattle"... :wacko::D:P;)

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OMG..This cannot be real...TOO FUNNY. ;)  :lol:  :lol:  :lol: .."I Wrangle Cattle"... :wacko:  :D  :P  ;)

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I think it's time to add some real phony profiles to that site and then post them here for a laugh........OK now that the election is over I'm bored.

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i'm still at work so i don't want to actually visit that site, but how's this sound for a profile:

 

Name: Spock1969

Age: 35

Gender: Male

Occupation: Trekkie

Location: United Federation of Planets

Hot for: I'm 325 lbs, anything makes me sweat

Political orientation: Rodenberrian

What I'm looking for: Vulcan's prefered, but I am tolerant towards any life form with a XX chromosome

Why get to know me: My mom is kicking me out of her basement and i must relocate my quarters on Starship Earth

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i'm still at work so i don't want to actually visit that site, but how's this sound for a profile:

 

Name: Spock1969

Age: 35

Gender: Male

Occupation: Trekkie

Location: United Federation of Planets

Hot for: I'm 325 lbs, anything makes me sweat

Political orientation: Rodenberrian

What I'm looking for: Vulcan's prefered, but I am tolerant towards any life form with a XX chromosome

Why get to know me: My mom is kicking me out of her basement and i must relocate my quarters on Starship Earth

:P;);) Not too subtle but I like it.
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i'm still at work so i don't want to actually visit that site, but how's this sound for a profile:

 

Ok here's mine...probally to see thru?

 

Name: TorontoHillary

Age: 30

Gender: SheMale

Occupation: Escort

Location: Toronto, On

Hot for: Cigars, Sub-missives, and Daschhounds

Political orientation: Liberal Queen.

What I'm looking for: To dominate you and your kind. A real submissive lady or guy.

Why get to know me: You want me to rule your life peasant.

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Name: George Costanza

Age: 38

Gender: Male

Occupation: Architect Vandalay Industrys

Location: NYC

Hot for: "I would like to dip my bald head in oil and rub it all over your body.

Political orientation: Festivus

What I'm looking for: "It's hard enough to meet a woman you dislike, much less like."

Why get to know me: My name is George. I'm unemployed and I live with my parents.

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