Last Guy on the Bench Posted May 1, 2009 Share Posted May 1, 2009 I just took my own advice and emailed Simmons the following: Bill, Best burgeoning nickname for a 2009 NFL draft pick? Easy. The Bills' new guard/center Eric Wood: http://media.scout.com/media/image/57/578379.jpg Soon to be known as, 'Bad Santa': http://unrealitymag.com/wp-content/uploads...ld_actors_3.jpg The only gift you'll get from him is a stack of pancakes and an ass whoopin'. (Slogan courtesy of PromoTheRobot at twobillsdrive.com.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OrangeJuiceSimpson Posted May 1, 2009 Share Posted May 1, 2009 THURMAN MERMAN! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dean Posted May 1, 2009 Share Posted May 1, 2009 THURMAN MERMA! Yes! Thurman Merman is the real name of "The Kid", and is far better than Bad Santa, which is too obvious, and also incorrect. The subtler the name, the better, IMO. Also, it's good to be accurate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Haven Moses Posted May 1, 2009 Share Posted May 1, 2009 Bad Santa is waaaay better than Thurman Merman. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted May 1, 2009 Share Posted May 1, 2009 That was friggin' hilarious!!! Mean, but hilarious!!Thanks! I'm glad you understand it. I'm still in the frikkin dark here people. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaloPride Posted May 1, 2009 Share Posted May 1, 2009 I'm glad you understand it. I'm still in the frikkin dark here people. Wood looks like the kid from the movie "Bad Santa". The resemblance is uncanny. Hence the nickname, Bad Santa. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted May 1, 2009 Share Posted May 1, 2009 Wood looks like the kid from the movie "Bad Santa". The resemblance is uncanny. Hence the nickname, Bad Santa. Alright. Woods looks like a young santa sans the beard. I'll take your word for it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NobesBLO13 Posted May 1, 2009 Share Posted May 1, 2009 THURMAN MERMAN! I've got to say I was with the Bad Santa name, but Thurman Merman is pretty good. I could live with either one. I wonder if I will see any 'T. Mermun' or 'B. Santa' #70 jerseys at the stadium this year. If so, I would have to buy that person a beer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Assquatch Posted May 1, 2009 Share Posted May 1, 2009 Kid from "Bad Santa" Eric Wood Alright. Woods looks like a young santa sans the beard. I'll take your word for it. Beerball did you click the links? The joke is NOT that he looks like santa claus. He looks like the kid from the movie "Bad Santa". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted May 1, 2009 Share Posted May 1, 2009 Beerball did you click the links? The joke is NOT that he looks like santa claus. He looks like the kid from the movie "Bad Santa". So we are ridiculing the fact that the kid doesn't shave yet? My son just turned 21 and he only has to shave once every week or two. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Assquatch Posted May 1, 2009 Share Posted May 1, 2009 So we are ridiculing the fact that the kid doesn't shave yet? My son just turned 21 and he only has to shave once every week or two. Crayonz you forgot to switch your login. I give up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JJBuffalo Posted May 1, 2009 Share Posted May 1, 2009 I posted the same thing Sunday and people were yellin at me!your a lil late with the wood/ merman comparison. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jerry Christ Posted May 1, 2009 Share Posted May 1, 2009 I posted the same thing Sunday and people were yellin at me!your a lil late with the wood/ merman comparison. you were late too, right when we signed him people were already saying this Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mmassett228 Posted May 1, 2009 Share Posted May 1, 2009 Just look for a picture of the main kid from that movie and compare the two Wood http://media.scout.com/media/image/57/578379.jpg Kid from Bad Santa http://ia.media-imdb.com/images/M/MV5BNDcw...X485_SY323_.jpg "would you like me to fix you some sandwiches?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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