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Wilhelm enters, dressed in the same yellow overall as the other carpet

cleaners. George looks stunned.

 

GEORGE: Mr Wilhelm? Wha..what're you doing here?

 

WILHELM: I'm here to clean the carpets. Most of the world is carpeted. And,

one day, we will do the cleaning.

 

George lets this sink in, then slowly turns to the leader.

 

GEORGE: (incredulity) Him you brainwashed! (angry shout) What's he got that I

don't have?!

 

The leader shrugs, as if to say 'You work it out.'

 

GEORGE: (urgent) Mr Wilhelm, listen. You've been abducted! Please, Mr

Wilhelm, you gotta listen to me!

 

WILHELM: Wilhelm? (he raises the nozzle of his cleaner) My name is Tanya.

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I spoke w/ my niece the other day. She lives in the Clearwater Fla area, and she said that down there, the scientologists have their own bus system.

 

 

Kind of. They have a fleet of buses to pick up there robots all around the Clearwater area and the local airports. Most of them are concentrated in downtown Clearwater. They also use the local system sometimes (PSTA), though they dont like using them because the riders continually give them sh--.

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Kind of. They have a fleet of buses to pick up there robots all around the Clearwater area and the local airports. Most of them are concentrated in downtown Clearwater. They also use the local system sometimes (PSTA), though they dont like using them because the riders continually give them sh--.

Do they have big long busses?

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