BuffaloBill Posted December 31, 2008 Share Posted December 31, 2008 10. Dick Jauron will not be featured on "Sounds of the NFL" because he never says anything on the sidelines during the game anyway. 9. The Bills will be the first team in the history of the NFL to hire a game clock management coach. Next they will hire a challenge specialist to decide when to throw the red hanky. They will be trendsetters in the NFL 8. If the Bills start losing early .... we can look forward to an interim coach 7. The draft provides us another opportunity to add three or four more defensive backs to the roster at the expense of the offensive line and defensive line. 6. Bill Bellicheat gets two extra weeks off next year because he can outcoach Jauron from Bermuda - even if he has had a little too much rum to drink 5. Ralph Wilson will not worry about being senile because if he is asked - what is the likely W-L record for the season? All he has to say is 7-9. The same answer for what was the record last season ... and the season before ... and the season before. 4. The Bills don't suck enough to get a top 5 pick on draft day 3. In a suprise move the Bills will get moved to the AFC west where 8-8 is good enough to get into the playoffs .... but wait .. we finish 7-9 again 2. The most interesting Buffalo News article on Monday will still be the post game arrest report. 1. Those of us who post to TSW will have plenty of material to complain about next year .... again Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frez Posted December 31, 2008 Share Posted December 31, 2008 10. Dick Jauron will not be featured on "Sounds of the NFL" because he never says anything on the sidelines during the game anyway. 9. The Bills will be the first team in the history of the NFL to hire a game clock management coach. Next they will hire a challenge specialist to decide when to throw the red hanky. They will be trendsetters in the NFL 8. If the Bills start losing early .... we can look forward to an interim coach 7. The draft provides us another opportunity to add three or four more defensive backs to the roster at the expense of the offensive line and defensive line. 6. Bill Bellicheat gets two extra weeks off next year because he can outcoach Jauron from Bermuda - even if he has had a little too much rum to drink 5. Ralph Wilson will not worry about being senile because if he is asked - what is the likely W-L record for the season? All he has to say is 7-9. The same answer for what was the record last season ... and the season before ... and the season before. 4. The Bills don't suck enough to get a top 5 pick on draft day 3. In a suprise move the Bills will get moved to the AFC west where 8-8 is good enough to get into the playoffs .... but wait .. we finish 7-9 again 2. The most interesting Buffalo News article on Monday will still be the post game arrest report. 1. Those of us who post to TSW will have plenty of material to complain about next year .... again It really gets old, don't it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mularkey Posted December 31, 2008 Share Posted December 31, 2008 10. Dick Jauron will not be featured on "Sounds of the NFL" because he never says anything on the sidelines during the game anyway. 9. The Bills will be the first team in the history of the NFL to hire a game clock management coach. Next they will hire a challenge specialist to decide when to throw the red hanky. They will be trendsetters in the NFL 8. If the Bills start losing early .... we can look forward to an interim coach 7. The draft provides us another opportunity to add three or four more defensive backs to the roster at the expense of the offensive line and defensive line. 6. Bill Bellicheat gets two extra weeks off next year because he can outcoach Jauron from Bermuda - even if he has had a little too much rum to drink 5. Ralph Wilson will not worry about being senile because if he is asked - what is the likely W-L record for the season? All he has to say is 7-9. The same answer for what was the record last season ... and the season before ... and the season before. 4. The Bills don't suck enough to get a top 5 pick on draft day 3. In a suprise move the Bills will get moved to the AFC west where 8-8 is good enough to get into the playoffs .... but wait .. we finish 7-9 again 2. The most interesting Buffalo News article on Monday will still be the post game arrest report. 1. Those of us who post to TSW will have plenty of material to complain about next year .... again LOL #3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WellDressed Posted December 31, 2008 Share Posted December 31, 2008 Wait....Purple & White Club???? I thought it was the purple and gold. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
extrahammer Posted December 31, 2008 Share Posted December 31, 2008 Say we lose the first 4 games of the season. Ralph's not gonna fire anyone until the season is over. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaloBill Posted December 31, 2008 Author Share Posted December 31, 2008 Wait....Purple & White Club???? I thought it was the purple and gold. Niagara U ... Go Purple Eagles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaloBill Posted December 31, 2008 Author Share Posted December 31, 2008 Say we lose the first 4 games of the season. Ralph's not gonna fire anyone until the season is over. Levy Started as an interim Head coach ... hired late in the season Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
extrahammer Posted December 31, 2008 Share Posted December 31, 2008 that was 25 years ago! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaloBill Posted December 31, 2008 Author Share Posted December 31, 2008 that was 25 years ago! Try 22 -started in 1986 and left as coach in 1997. Saban also returned as an intrim coach even longer ago. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
extrahammer Posted December 31, 2008 Share Posted December 31, 2008 Try 22 -started in 1986 and left as coach in 1997. Saban also returned as an intrim coach even longer ago. I should have known better than to fool you... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billsintaiwan Posted December 31, 2008 Share Posted December 31, 2008 6. Bill Bellicheat gets two extra weeks off next year because he can outcoach Jauron from Bermuda - even if he has had a little too much rum to drink That is funny. laughing on a rainy morning in taiwan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaloBill Posted December 31, 2008 Author Share Posted December 31, 2008 6. Bill Bellicheat gets two extra weeks off next year because he can outcoach Jauron from Bermuda - even if he has had a little too much rum to drink That is funny. laughing on a rainy morning in taiwan. Why are you in Taiwan? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billsintaiwan Posted December 31, 2008 Share Posted December 31, 2008 Why are you in Taiwan? have lived here for over three years now. work at a university and do some legal consulting work. bucks aren't much compared to what i would get in the states, but life is a lot easier here. less cops, great food, low taxes, no religious nutters, almost reasonable wife, nice kid, etc... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaloBill Posted December 31, 2008 Author Share Posted December 31, 2008 have lived here for over three years now. work at a university and do some legal consulting work. bucks aren't much compared to what i would get in the states, but life is a lot easier here. less cops, great food, low taxes, no religious nutters, almost reasonable wife, nice kid, etc... Cool .. good for you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cereal Posted December 31, 2008 Share Posted December 31, 2008 1. Those of us who post to TSW will have plenty of material to complain about next year .... again Can't wait! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DCBongo Posted December 31, 2008 Share Posted December 31, 2008 Being that hope springs eternal, is there a chance DJ is crazy like a fox and the Bills will be good in 09? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaloBill Posted December 31, 2008 Author Share Posted December 31, 2008 Being that hope springs eternal, is there a chance DJ is crazy like a fox and the Bills will be good in 09? In brief ... no Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DCBongo Posted December 31, 2008 Share Posted December 31, 2008 In brief ... no damn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marauderswr80 Posted December 31, 2008 Share Posted December 31, 2008 10. Dick Jauron will not be featured on "Sounds of the NFL" because he never says anything on the sidelines during the game anyway. 9. The Bills will be the first team in the history of the NFL to hire a game clock management coach. Next they will hire a challenge specialist to decide when to throw the red hanky. They will be trendsetters in the NFL 8. If the Bills start losing early .... we can look forward to an interim coach 7. The draft provides us another opportunity to add three or four more defensive backs to the roster at the expense of the offensive line and defensive line. 6. Bill Bellicheat gets two extra weeks off next year because he can outcoach Jauron from Bermuda - even if he has had a little too much rum to drink 5. Ralph Wilson will not worry about being senile because if he is asked - what is the likely W-L record for the season? All he has to say is 7-9. The same answer for what was the record last season ... and the season before ... and the season before. 4. The Bills don't suck enough to get a top 5 pick on draft day 3. In a suprise move the Bills will get moved to the AFC west where 8-8 is good enough to get into the playoffs .... but wait .. we finish 7-9 again 2. The most interesting Buffalo News article on Monday will still be the post game arrest report. 1. Those of us who post to TSW will have plenty of material to complain about next year .... again Those are pretty good.....so far I didnt know anyone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lets_go_bills Posted December 31, 2008 Share Posted December 31, 2008 I'm not so sure I like that list. I'm in a very sad place right now thanks to Ralph. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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