Beerball Posted October 26, 2004 Author Share Posted October 26, 2004 Dear Lime Green Couch, Would you be willing to play RT for the team? We promise to move you upfield on the rare occasions when the offense gains yardage. You need not have any worries about how to celebrate in the end zone. Sincerely, Armchair Quarterback #11 86084[/snapback] Hey, it worked for Leftwich, why not me. Get some of those beefy boys to carry me upfield when required. I still say I'm more mobile than the QB. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#89 Posted October 26, 2004 Share Posted October 26, 2004 Dear couch,Are you like Santa Claus, a fictional character that is really just someone typing into a keyboard to assuage the tensions and pent up frustrations by the members of TBD? How does a couch type?,Although I have heard that couches have arms, and even feet, I have never heard of fingers on a couch. Why do people pour out questions to a piece of furniture, and what type of response would one expect from a cloth covered, stuffed frame of wood? 86112[/snapback] You've never been fingered on a couch? Come on GUFF, who's your Daddy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted October 26, 2004 Author Share Posted October 26, 2004 Dear LGC, How much can I take? Why do I do it? Is it all worth it? 86089[/snapback] Why do you do it? You are a man. We all do it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted October 26, 2004 Author Share Posted October 26, 2004 Dear Green Couch:When will the Buffalo Bills host another primetime game on Sunday or Monday night? And if they do, will there be a holiday or snow day the following day so I will not have to go to work? Finally............... how many opposing beer showers shall I give stevestojan for jinxing the Buffalo bills because he missed the home opener? Yours Truly, EndZoneCrew 86128[/snapback] Let's start with pornboy; at least one shower for each loss so far this year. Primetime, you gotta mention fuggin PRIMETIME this week. Primetime played us. I hate PRIMETIME! Tell you what, go play Ralph's wife in tennis, let her kick your a$$, then explain that we THE FANS do want primetime home games. Since we are in year 1 of the current five year rebuilding process we should get consideration in 2008. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted October 26, 2004 Author Share Posted October 26, 2004 can I come and sit on you? Sometimes it's lonely being a BILLS FAN 86259[/snapback] Wow, you and aussie at the same time? Where would you rather be than right here right now! Course AIO and CL are playing hard to get again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AiO Posted October 26, 2004 Share Posted October 26, 2004 Course AIO and CL are playing hard to get again. I've never had a green couch before. Is it true what everyone says about them? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#89 Posted October 26, 2004 Share Posted October 26, 2004 they heard you have a loose spring Come on limey light us up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tux of Borg Posted October 26, 2004 Share Posted October 26, 2004 Dear Lime Green Couch, With Mardi Gras being a short 169 days away. Is there any chance I can forget about this miserable season, if only for a few short days? DetoxSmurf Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T-Bone Posted October 26, 2004 Share Posted October 26, 2004 Dear Lime Green Coach: Will the New England Patriots go undefeated this season eclipsing the Miami Dolphins and make NFL History? Da Boneman Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted October 26, 2004 Author Share Posted October 26, 2004 I've never had a green couch before. Is it true what everyone says about them? 86300[/snapback] You betcha baby! Once you go green you'll never get clean. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted October 26, 2004 Author Share Posted October 26, 2004 they heard you have a loose spring Come on limey light us up 86305[/snapback] Boing! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R. Rich Posted October 26, 2004 Share Posted October 26, 2004 Dear Greenie, Put the word out there that, for a fee, I'll be more than happy to take Mr Donahoe "for a ride". Sincerely, CK Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted October 26, 2004 Author Share Posted October 26, 2004 Dear Lime Green Couch, With Mardi Gras being a short 169 days away. Is there any chance I can forget about this miserable season, if only for a few short days? DetoxSmurf 86314[/snapback] Drink heavily detox. Just stay away from the Holiday Inn Select in suburban Baltimore. I understand that their pool cam is hooked up to the internet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#89 Posted October 26, 2004 Share Posted October 26, 2004 You betcha baby! Once you go green you'll never get clean. 86318[/snapback] They have stuff now for (gr)ass stains. Sorry I'm just in a really good mood. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted October 26, 2004 Author Share Posted October 26, 2004 Dear Lime Green Coach: Will the New England Patriots go undefeated this season eclipsing the Miami Dolphins and make NFL History? Da Boneman 86317[/snapback] I'm not a friggin crystal ball, I'm a lime green couch. (moron thinks he can shake me up and turn me over and presto, all his questions are answered ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted October 26, 2004 Author Share Posted October 26, 2004 Dear Greenie, Put the word out there that, for a fee, I'll be more than happy to take Mr Donahoe "for a ride". Sincerely, CK 86328[/snapback] Why not, he's taken all of us on one. Turnabout is fair play. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T-Bone Posted October 26, 2004 Share Posted October 26, 2004 I'm not a friggin crystal ball, I'm a lime green couch. (moron thinks he can shake me up and turn me over and presto, all his questions are answered ) 86337[/snapback] Guess you were not made in New England, where the hell is the Cardi's coach... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevestojan Posted October 26, 2004 Share Posted October 26, 2004 If I go to Perkins at 6:00am on Sunday, and hang out with EndZone Crew, Tater, and a bottle of Southern Comfort starting at 7:00am, on which day of next week will i feel 100% healthy again? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted October 26, 2004 Author Share Posted October 26, 2004 They have stuff now for (gr)ass stains. Sorry I'm just in a really good mood. 86333[/snapback] Want some spare change? Just stick your hand down here... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted October 26, 2004 Author Share Posted October 26, 2004 If I go to Perkins at 6:00am on Sunday, and hang out with EndZone Crew, Tater, and a bottle of Southern Comfort starting at 7:00am, on which day of next week will i feel 100% healthy again? 86343[/snapback] Perkins cake and steak. Some bad memories of boysenberry syrup at four in the morning. You'll feel fine at 8am. EZC and Tater are going to bogart your SC. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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