KD in CA Posted June 6, 2008 Share Posted June 6, 2008 Sarah Jessica Parker walks into the same bar the day after that and the bartender says "you again?". John Elway walks into the same bar the day after that and the bartender says; "buddy, I think you've got a problem". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoodBye Posted June 6, 2008 Share Posted June 6, 2008 What do you call two guys with no arms and legs above a window? Kurt and Rod. Shouldn't the answer be Kurt 'n Rod? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted June 6, 2008 Share Posted June 6, 2008 Several kids knock on Johnny's door. Kid 1: Mrs. Smith, can Johnny come out and play? Mrs. Smith: Oh you know he can't do that, Johnny has not arms or legs. Kid 2: That's ok Mrs Smith. We're playing baseball and we need a second base. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eball Posted June 6, 2008 Share Posted June 6, 2008 John Elway walks into the same bar the day after that and the bartender says; "buddy, I think you've got a problem". Tori Spelling walks into the same bar the next day and the bartender says, "I'm about to take out a restraining order." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bullpen Posted June 6, 2008 Share Posted June 6, 2008 Tori Spelling walks into the same bar the next day and the bartender says, "I'm about to take out a restraining order." Fuggin hilarious!!! A week later, actual horse walks in the same fuggin bar... bartender says, "I thought the radio would never stop playing that 'my heart will go on' song you sang for Titanic." Well I tried... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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