Sketch Soland Posted March 27, 2008 Share Posted March 27, 2008 On our dime. Everyones cool with that. Just checking, because me, I look at it as treason. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VABills Posted March 27, 2008 Share Posted March 27, 2008 I agree, lets dig him up and lynch him. BTW, where's pinky? She stiff you? Wouldn't surprise me, you're being an idiot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
In space no one can hear Posted March 27, 2008 Share Posted March 27, 2008 On our dime. Everyones cool with that. Just checking, because me, I look at it as treason. A card for pinky Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sketch Soland Posted March 27, 2008 Author Share Posted March 27, 2008 A card for pinky Pinky appreciates your get well card! She was thrown into illness by the great TSW crash of '08. She is recovering nicely but may not ever be able to be the public figure that she once was. It just depends on how she deals with the PTSD she has been experiencing since after the crash. Pinky also says hi to VA, and assures VA that SS is a congenital idiot but that's why everyone loves him. But back to business: how does one go about exhuming dead presidents? Maybe we should form a rogue band of nefarious grave exhumers and exhume him in the dead of night and take him to a shady back room in some warehouse and do an autopsy to see if there is any residue of treason left in his bones. Sign up for the WHH rogue band of nefarious grave exhumers in this thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RuntheDamnBall Posted March 27, 2008 Share Posted March 27, 2008 If he weren't dead already I'd say hang him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GG Posted March 27, 2008 Share Posted March 27, 2008 If he weren't dead already I'd say hang him. I don't see how his present condition prevents a hanging. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
molson_golden2002 Posted March 27, 2008 Share Posted March 27, 2008 Well.....he was the first Whig president and he up and dies on them. Leaving that puss eating maggor Tyler in the oval office. During Tyler's term our Millard Fillmore pushed through a spending bill to finance--i.e. "invent"--the telegraph. He's our Al Gore! Harrison's death was a real bummer for the north. The south had basically controlled the government from the beginning of the nation with the exception of the two Adam's administrations. Harrison was going to be a Hamiltonian type prez and Tyler was not. The following election was very interesting. In 1844 the Liberty Party, an anti-slavery party, won enough votes to just barley give the election to James K. Polk, who then launched the Mexican War under very questionable circumstances. The 1848 election was interesting because the Whigs ran a slaveholder Zac Taylor who turned out to be a Free Soiler. He died--or was killed!!!--and our Millard Fillmore became President. Ain't ya proud of him? Taylor's body actually was dug up and tested for poison a few years ago. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted March 27, 2008 Share Posted March 27, 2008 The following election was very interesting. In 1844 the Liberty Party, an anti-slavery party, won enough votes to just barley give the election to James K. Polk, who then launched the Mexican War under very questionable circumstances. No blood for salsa! Polk lied, people died! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RkFast Posted March 27, 2008 Share Posted March 27, 2008 Well.....he was the first Whig president and he up and dies on them. Leaving that puss eating maggor Tyler in the oval office. During Tyler's term our Millard Fillmore pushed through a spending bill to finance--i.e. "invent"--the telegraph. He's our Al Gore! Harrison's death was a real bummer for the north. The south had basically controlled the government from the beginning of the nation with the exception of the two Adam's administrations. Harrison was going to be a Hamiltonian type prez and Tyler was not. The following election was very interesting. In 1844 the Liberty Party, an anti-slavery party, won enough votes to just barley give the election to James K. Polk, who then launched the Mexican War under very questionable circumstances. The 1848 election was interesting because the Whigs ran a slaveholder Zac Taylor who turned out to be a Free Soiler. He died--or was killed!!!--and our Millard Fillmore became President. Ain't ya proud of him? Taylor's body actually was dug up and tested for poison a few years ago. Shocking youre not blaming this all on Halliburton. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
molson_golden2002 Posted March 27, 2008 Share Posted March 27, 2008 No blood for salsa! Polk lied, people died! Lincoln's "spot resolution" basically said that. http://www.archives.gov/education/lessons/...ln-resolutions/ And it wasn't Salsa, but land they were after. Land for slavery? Maybe. James K. Polk added more land to the nation than any other president Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted March 27, 2008 Share Posted March 27, 2008 James K. Polk added more land to the nation than any other president Thomas Jefferson and Andrew Johnson may disagree Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Booster4324 Posted March 27, 2008 Share Posted March 27, 2008 Was he a "D" or an "R"? If he was a "D", Id hate to see him "swiftboated" like this. Of course, if he was an "R"........GUILTY!!!!! KILL HIM (again). Now see, that was actually funny. At least to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Avenger Posted March 28, 2008 Share Posted March 28, 2008 It serves him right - he gave a 2 hour inaugural speech in the cold and rain without a coat and then got sick - it may even put him in the running for a Darwin Award... I guess that's what you get when you elect an old war hero who is the oldest president ever at the time of his inauguration.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steely Dan Posted March 28, 2008 Share Posted March 28, 2008 I don't see how his present condition prevents a hanging. I'm pissed about McKinley dying in Buffalo! That bastard gave the city a bad name! He could have had the decency to return to Washington and die in the Whitehouse like Linclon did! Always thinking of himself that egomaniac! On the way he could have stopped off for a play! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted March 28, 2008 Share Posted March 28, 2008 I'm pissed about McKinley dying in Buffalo! That bastard gave the city a bad name! He could have had the decency to return to Washington and die in the Whitehouse like Linclon did! Lincoln didn't die in the Whitehouse. He died in a boarding house across the street from Ford Theatre Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steely Dan Posted March 28, 2008 Share Posted March 28, 2008 Lincoln didn't die in the Whitehouse. He died in a boarding house across the street from Ford Theatre The boarding house was white!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
molson_golden2002 Posted March 28, 2008 Share Posted March 28, 2008 Thomas Jefferson and Andrew Johnson may disagree Polk: Texas, New Mexico, Arizona, California and a big chunk of the Pacific northwest. I'm pretty sure that tops Jefferson, but I'll admit Alaska is a pretty big piece of land, so I don't know Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
molson_golden2002 Posted March 28, 2008 Share Posted March 28, 2008 I'm pissed about McKinley dying in Buffalo! That bastard gave the city a bad name! He could have had the decency to return to Washington and die in the Whitehouse like Linclon did! Always thinking of himself that egomaniac! On the way he could have stopped off for a play! http://www.amazon.com/Murdering-McKinley-T...7134&sr=1-4 This is a crazy good book on the topic of the assassination in Buffalo. Really gets into the doings of the era. I'd highly recommend it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted March 28, 2008 Share Posted March 28, 2008 The boarding house was white!! And probably owned by a subsidiary of Haliburton Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sketch Soland Posted March 28, 2008 Author Share Posted March 28, 2008 One of my testicles is owned by Haliburton. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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