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10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers.

 

9. Squat over a hand-held mirror for an hour and a half.

 

8. See if they could finally do the splits.

 

7. See if it's truly possible to launch a ping pong ball 20 feet.

 

6. Cross their legs without rearranging their crotch.

 

5. Get picked up in a bar in less than 10 minutes ... BEFORE closing time.

 

4. Have consecutive multiple orgasms and still be ready for more without sleeping first.

 

3. Go to the gynecologist for a pelvic exam and ask to have it recorded on video.

 

2. Sit on the edge of the bed and pray for breasts too.

 

1. Finally find that damned G-spot.

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Who hasn't wanted to see Winona Ryder do her ping pong ball trick?

 

 

I believe the "trick" behind the trick, was revealed. no?

 

With that said, I'd like to see it, too.

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Eat your hearts out, fellas. :unsure:

 

 

(Why must I be the one to have to say this?)

 

(OK...here goes...)

 

That's not all we'll eat out, cablebabe.

 

(Yikes!)

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