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Mularkey to return, but role is to be determined


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http://www.orlandosentinel.com/sports/loca...ports-headlines

 

From Head Coach to Offensive Coordinator to Tight Ends Coach(??) in the span of 13 months.

 

I'm happy that Mr. Gadget Play will remain in the AFC East with one of our competitors. Let them endure his bumbling play-calling and coaching.

 

 

I suspect the Dolphins want to keep him on staff, just so he can give them some inside dope on how to overtake the Bills in the standings!

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As tight ends coach, his first duties will be to cut all the tight ends. He says that, building off of what he has already accomplished in his coaching career, he sees no need for an offense to have a tight end.

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He's to be in charge of the coffee run to the local Dunkin Donuts.

Of course he may change the run into a triple reverse fake punt- pass.

 

How about "Fins Media Relations Manager". He's got expertise in this area after dealing with the "difficult" Buffalo press. (MM will always feel the Buffalo media was tougher than the media can be in places like NY, Philadelphia, Dallas, and Chicago).

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