Chef Jim Posted May 11, 2006 Share Posted May 11, 2006 If you're at home plate in Angle stadium, and wanted to hit a home run over the head of the shortstop, does anyone know what angel you would have to hit the ball? I really can't get an angel on it and could use some help when I don't have an angle looking over my shoulder. 689591[/snapback] That's pretty freakin' obtuse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IDBillzFan Posted May 11, 2006 Share Posted May 11, 2006 That's pretty freakin' obtuse. 689592[/snapback] I was hoping you could at least get the principal of the post. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kegtapr Posted May 11, 2006 Share Posted May 11, 2006 Got an issue with thirty year olds? 689590[/snapback] No, but the chances of having to examine nasty floppys increases exponentially over 30. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted May 11, 2006 Author Share Posted May 11, 2006 I was hoping you could at least get the principal of the post. 689593[/snapback] Some would say the word is principle, but really, who gives a angle's butt about speeling. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted May 11, 2006 Share Posted May 11, 2006 No, but the chances of having to examine nasty floppys increases exponentially over 30. 689597[/snapback] I don't know, here in CA 7 out of 10 breasts over 40 are silicon hard.....so I've heard anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kegtapr Posted May 11, 2006 Share Posted May 11, 2006 I don't know, here in CA 7 out of 10 breasts over 40 are silicon hard.....so I've heard anyway. 689603[/snapback] Well here in America, it's a little different. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
erynthered Posted May 11, 2006 Share Posted May 11, 2006 I don't know, here in CA 7 out of 10 breasts over 40 are silicon hard.....so I've heard anyway. 689603[/snapback] Odd lady out. One hard one, one soft one, poor lady. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kegtapr Posted May 11, 2006 Share Posted May 11, 2006 Odd lady out. One hard one, one soft one, poor lady. 689607[/snapback] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IDBillzFan Posted May 11, 2006 Share Posted May 11, 2006 Odd lady out. One hard one, one soft one, poor lady. 689607[/snapback] Old Steve Martin routine discussing his first time seeing a show in Vegas. His first thought was "Look at all those breasts! Man, there must be...fifty seven breasts up there." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stuckincincy Posted May 11, 2006 Share Posted May 11, 2006 I wonder what MLB's plan is for Father's Day. Surely, they are not sexist... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wacka Posted May 11, 2006 Share Posted May 11, 2006 How about sky blue bats for Father's day? The # of women with breast cancer is about the same as the # of men with prostate cacncer and breast cancer research gets a lot more$. I think I'll sue. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boomerjamhead Posted May 11, 2006 Share Posted May 11, 2006 How about sky blue bats for Father's day? The # of women with breast cancer is about the same as the # of men with prostate cacncer and breast cancer research gets a lot more$. I think I'll sue. 689645[/snapback] You mean there is such a thing as prostate cancer? Wow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
erynthered Posted May 11, 2006 Share Posted May 11, 2006 You mean there is such a thing as prostate cancer? Wow. 689649[/snapback] Or Colon Cancer? Maybe some Red Bats will do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dean Posted May 11, 2006 Share Posted May 11, 2006 How about sky blue bats for Father's day? The # of women with breast cancer is about the same as the # of men with prostate cacncer and breast cancer research gets a lot more$. I think I'll sue. 689645[/snapback] Perhaps blue balls would be more appropriate? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
erynthered Posted May 11, 2006 Share Posted May 11, 2006 Perhaps blue balls would be more appropriate? 689653[/snapback] Na, thats for the lackanookie ailment. Ask Ed about that one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peter Pan Posted May 11, 2006 Share Posted May 11, 2006 I don't know about you, but I'm pretty tired of that stuff. 689546[/snapback] Methinks thou dost protest too much. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ieatcrayonz Posted May 11, 2006 Share Posted May 11, 2006 apparently you don't watch ESPN.........the money from the auctioned bats go to finding a cure and for treatment 689571[/snapback] Why don't they just auction off about a billion bats? If the bats go for $500 dollars they could get 500 billion and get a cure. Then they wouldn't need to sell any bats for treatments because you don't need a treatment for something which is cured. I'm not sure there are enough pink trees but they can always plant new ones. The doctors don't want them to sell that many bats so they limit it. This way there is no cure and the doctors keep making money off treatments. And don't worry about Jim. He's going to the game on father's day to benefit colon cancer. There aren't special bats but they only sell tickets to a$$ holes and they charge double. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted May 11, 2006 Share Posted May 11, 2006 Why don't they just auction off about a billion bats? If the bats go for $500 dollars they could get 500 billion and get a cure. Then they wouldn't need to sell any bats for treatments because you don't need a treatment for something which is cured. I'm not sure there are enough pink trees but they can always plant new ones. The doctors don't want them to sell that many bats so they limit it. This way there is no cure and the doctors keep making money off treatments. And don't worry about Jim. He's going to the game on father's day to benefit colon cancer. There aren't special bats but they only sell tickets to a$$ holes and they charge double. 689677[/snapback] Hey, I represent that remark. What? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted May 11, 2006 Share Posted May 11, 2006 Methinks thou dost protest too much. 689666[/snapback] You wink at me again I'm coming over there and kick your green faggotty ass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
erynthered Posted May 11, 2006 Share Posted May 11, 2006 You wink at me again I'm coming over there and kick your green faggotty ass. 689699[/snapback] Just be carful of the sugar intake before you go. CLEAR!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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