Guffalo Posted March 29, 2006 Share Posted March 29, 2006 You know me, I am a sucker for a cute story about kids, and when spiders are involved, I just melt...... A father watched his young daughter playing in the garden. He smiled as he reflected on how sweet and pure his little girl was. Tears formed in his eyes as he thought about her seeing the wonders of nature through such innocent eyes. Suddenly she just stopped and stared at the ground.He went over to her to see what work of God had captured her attention. > > He noticed she was looking at two spiders mating. "Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?" she asked "They're mating," her father replied "What do you call the spider on top?" she asked. "That's a Daddy Longlegs," her father answered. "So, the other one is a Mommy Longlegs?" the little girl asked. As his heart soared with the joy of such a cute and innocent question he replied "No dear. Both of them are Daddy Longlegs." >The little girl, looking a little puzzled, thought for a moment.... >then took her foot and stomped them flat and said, "Well, we're not >having any of that gay sh-- in our garden." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted March 29, 2006 Share Posted March 29, 2006 Cute stories like that really warm my cockles. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost of BiB Posted March 29, 2006 Share Posted March 29, 2006 That is cute, but: You know me, I am a sucker for a cute story about kids, and when spiders are involved, I just melt...... Needs to be in somebody's signature line, or a Samuel Jackson Christmas movie plot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
X. Benedict Posted March 29, 2006 Share Posted March 29, 2006 That is cute, but:Needs to be in somebody's signature line, or a Samuel Jackson Christmas movie plot. 645764[/snapback] This has to get worked into the script of "Snakes on a Lawn" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SilverNRed Posted March 29, 2006 Share Posted March 29, 2006 This has to get worked into the script of "Snakes on a Lawn" 645839[/snapback] "Get these mutha!@#$in SNAKES off my mutha!@#$in LAWN!!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost of BiB Posted March 29, 2006 Share Posted March 29, 2006 This has to get worked into the script of "Snakes on a Lawn" 645839[/snapback] Snakes AND spiders? Screwing up the sequel. But, has potential. Creatures eating babies has it's appeal, though. I'm thinking reality show. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ieatcrayonz Posted March 29, 2006 Share Posted March 29, 2006 Spiders don't mate. They split apart and become two, like amoebas or centipedes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Gross Posted March 29, 2006 Share Posted March 29, 2006 Snakes AND spiders? Screwing up the sequel. But, has potential. Creatures eating babies has it's appeal, though. I'm thinking reality show. 645868[/snapback] Jim Stafford has already written the theme song... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IDBillzFan Posted March 29, 2006 Share Posted March 29, 2006 Jim Stafford has already written the theme song... 646013[/snapback] I'm fairly certain it was in the top 10 the same year Gordon Lightfoot released "Cats in the Edmund Fitzgerald." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted March 29, 2006 Share Posted March 29, 2006 I'm fairly certain it was in the top 10 the same year Gordon Lightfoot released "Cats in the Edmund Fitzgerald." 646136[/snapback] No I'm pretty sure it was Cat Stevens and the song was Snake Skin Boogie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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