elegantelliotoffen Posted March 22, 2006 Share Posted March 22, 2006 ...Mock Draft, gangster talk for a simulated draft, has the Bills selecting cornerbacks with their FIRST TWO selections, namely TYE HILL of clemson & JONATHAN JOSEPH of south carolina-while passing over the likes of HALOTI NGATA/MARCUS MCNEIL in the first and KO SIMPSON/DARRYN COLLEDGE/ORIEN HARRIS in the second. By virtue of these bizarre, berzerk,biased, and barbaric projections dave&aaron klein of College & Pro Football weekly haVE proven themsleves to be BEEF STEWS!GANGSTER TALK FOR NOBODIES, RIIIIGHT? They should like cop a stroll and get in the wind RIIIGHT? Now to squash the BEEF, gangster talk for ISSUE, here is Elegant Elliots top eight overall projections and my extended, defacto, irrefutable FULL PROJECTION FOR the DEHYDRATED DIABETICS..THE QUARANTINE QUADRAPALEGICS KNOWN AS THE BUFFALO BILLS...THIS IS THE COUP DE GRACE!! 1.Hou-Bush 2.No-Leinhart (will be traded however) 3.Tenn-Cutler 4.NYJ-Mario 5.GB-AJ Hawk (Check out the DELTOIDS!) 6.SF-Huff 7.OAK-THE DISENFRANCHISED VINCE YOUNG 8.BUFF-THE FINANCIAL GENIUS HALOTI NGATA, THE MAN WITH UNIMPEACHABLE CREDIBILITY AND AN IRREPRESSABLE ZEST FOR LIFE I HAVE NEVER SEEN SINCE STERN, THE GENIUS OF ALL GENIUSES! 2.DARRYN COLLEDGE OT BOISE 3A.GREG BLUE S GEORGIA 3B. KELLY JENNINGS CB MIAMI 4.TAITUSI LUTUI OT USC 5.ANDRE HALL RB SF 6.OMAR GAITHER LB TENN 7.PARAYS HARALSON DE TENN Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Fong Posted March 22, 2006 Share Posted March 22, 2006 For a minute I wasn't sure which message board I was on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramius Posted March 22, 2006 Share Posted March 22, 2006 ...Mock Draft, gangster talk for a simulated draft, has the Bills selecting cornerbacks with their FIRST TWO selections, namely TYE HILL of clemson & JONATHAN JOSEPH of south carolina-while passing over the likes of HALOTI NGATA/MARCUS MCNEIL in the first and KO SIMPSON/DARRYN COLLEDGE/ORIEN HARRIS in the second. By virtue of these bizarre, berzerk,biased, and barbaric projections dave&aaron klein of College & Pro Football weekly haVE proven themsleves to be BEEF STEWS!GANGSTER TALK FOR NOBODIES, RIIIIGHT? They should like cop a stroll and get in the wind RIIIGHT? Now to squash the BEEF, gangster talk for ISSUE, here is Elegant Elliots top eight overall projections and my extended, defacto, irrefutable FULL PROJECTION FOR the DEHYDRATED DIABETICS..THE QUARANTINE QUADRAPALEGICS KNOWN AS THE BUFFALO BILLS...THIS IS THE COUP DE GRACE!!1.Hou-Bush 2.No-Leinhart (will be traded however) 3.Tenn-Cutler 4.NYJ-Mario 5.GB-AJ Hawk (Check out the DELTOIDS!) 6.SF-Huff 7.OAK-THE DISENFRANCHISED VINCE YOUNG 8.BUFF-THE FINANCIAL GENIUS HALOTI NGATA, THE MAN WITH UNIMPEACHABLE CREDIBILITY AND AN IRREPRESSABLE ZEST FOR LIFE I HAVE NEVER SEEN SINCE STERN, THE GENIUS OF ALL GENIUSES! 2.DARRYN COLLEDGE OT BOISE 3A.GREG BLUE S GEORGIA 3B. KELLY JENNINGS CB MIAMI 4.TAITUSI LUTUI OT USC 5.ANDRE HALL RB SF 6.OMAR GAITHER LB TENN 7.PARAYS HARALSON DE TENN 639261[/snapback] Apparently Darwin missed one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BrixtonBill Posted March 22, 2006 Share Posted March 22, 2006 Elegant Elliott -- If that is really you, what building do you live in on 2nd Avenue in NYC (which is only 12 blocks north of McFaddens where the NYC Bills Backers watch games)? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elegantelliotoffen Posted March 22, 2006 Author Share Posted March 22, 2006 Elegant Elliott -- If that is really you, what building do you live in on 2nd Avenue in NYC (which is only 12 blocks north of McFaddens where the NYC Bills Backers watch games)? 639272[/snapback] May you have Torah blessings! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobblehead Posted March 22, 2006 Share Posted March 22, 2006 I need a translator. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stuckincincy Posted March 22, 2006 Share Posted March 22, 2006 7.OAK-THE DISENFRANCHISED VINCE YOUNG 8.BUFF-THE FINANCIAL GENIUS HALOTI NGATA, THE MAN WITH UNIMPEACHABLE CREDIBILITY AND AN IRREPRESSABLE ZEST FOR LIFE I HAVE NEVER SEEN SINCE STERN, THE GENIUS OF ALL GENIUSES! 2.DARRYN COLLEDGE OT BOISE 3A.GREG BLUE S GEORGIA 3B. KELLY JENNINGS CB MIAMI 4.TAITUSI LUTUI OT USC 5.ANDRE HALL RB SF 6.OMAR GAITHER LB TENN 7.PARAYS HARALSON DE TENN 639261[/snapback] HI. HOW ARE YOU? THE WEATHER IS FINE HERE ON EARTH. HOW ARE THINGS ON JUPITER? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CJPearl2 Posted March 22, 2006 Share Posted March 22, 2006 Right? RRRIgghhhtttttt? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elegantelliotoffen Posted March 22, 2006 Author Share Posted March 22, 2006 Right? RRRIgghhhtttttt? 639283[/snapback] Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Webster Guy Posted March 22, 2006 Share Posted March 22, 2006 D'Brick sure is falling....what's the word on the street? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BUFFALOTONE Posted March 22, 2006 Share Posted March 22, 2006 ...Mock Draft, gangster talk for a simulated draft, has the Bills selecting cornerbacks with their FIRST TWO selections, namely TYE HILL of clemson & JONATHAN JOSEPH of south carolina-while passing over the likes of HALOTI NGATA/MARCUS MCNEIL in the first and KO SIMPSON/DARRYN COLLEDGE/ORIEN HARRIS in the second. By virtue of these bizarre, berzerk,biased, and barbaric projections dave&aaron klein of College & Pro Football weekly haVE proven themsleves to be BEEF STEWS!GANGSTER TALK FOR NOBODIES, RIIIIGHT? They should like cop a stroll and get in the wind RIIIGHT? Now to squash the BEEF, gangster talk for ISSUE, here is Elegant Elliots top eight overall projections and my extended, defacto, irrefutable FULL PROJECTION FOR the DEHYDRATED DIABETICS..THE QUARANTINE QUADRAPALEGICS KNOWN AS THE BUFFALO BILLS...THIS IS THE COUP DE GRACE!!1.Hou-Bush 2.No-Leinhart (will be traded however) 3.Tenn-Cutler 4.NYJ-Mario 5.GB-AJ Hawk (Check out the DELTOIDS!) 6.SF-Huff 7.OAK-THE DISENFRANCHISED VINCE YOUNG 8.BUFF-THE FINANCIAL GENIUS HALOTI NGATA, THE MAN WITH UNIMPEACHABLE CREDIBILITY AND AN IRREPRESSABLE ZEST FOR LIFE I HAVE NEVER SEEN SINCE STERN, THE GENIUS OF ALL GENIUSES! 2.DARRYN COLLEDGE OT BOISE 3A.GREG BLUE S GEORGIA 3B. KELLY JENNINGS CB MIAMI 4.TAITUSI LUTUI OT USC 5.ANDRE HALL RB SF 6.OMAR GAITHER LB TENN 7.PARAYS HARALSON DE TENN 639261[/snapback] This is quite honestly the worst mock I have seen yet, if you think that Brick is not going to be gone your high.Pay attention to whats going on. Furthermore, If Ferguson is there we will take him over Ngata. Sorry man its almost like you have no experience at all.Smack yourself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted March 22, 2006 Share Posted March 22, 2006 ...Mock Draft, gangster talk for a simulated draft, has the Bills selecting cornerbacks with their FIRST TWO selections, namely TYE HILL of clemson & JONATHAN JOSEPH of south carolina-while passing over the likes of HALOTI NGATA/MARCUS MCNEIL in the first and KO SIMPSON/DARRYN COLLEDGE/ORIEN HARRIS in the second. By virtue of these bizarre, berzerk,biased, and barbaric projections dave&aaron klein of College & Pro Football weekly haVE proven themsleves to be BEEF STEWS!GANGSTER TALK FOR NOBODIES, RIIIIGHT? They should like cop a stroll and get in the wind RIIIGHT? Now to squash the BEEF, gangster talk for ISSUE, here is Elegant Elliots top eight overall projections and my extended, defacto, irrefutable FULL PROJECTION FOR the DEHYDRATED DIABETICS..THE QUARANTINE QUADRAPALEGICS KNOWN AS THE BUFFALO BILLS...THIS IS THE COUP DE GRACE!!1.Hou-Bush 2.No-Leinhart (will be traded however) 3.Tenn-Cutler 4.NYJ-Mario 5.GB-AJ Hawk (Check out the DELTOIDS!) 6.SF-Huff 7.OAK-THE DISENFRANCHISED VINCE YOUNG 8.BUFF-THE FINANCIAL GENIUS HALOTI NGATA, THE MAN WITH UNIMPEACHABLE CREDIBILITY AND AN IRREPRESSABLE ZEST FOR LIFE I HAVE NEVER SEEN SINCE STERN, THE GENIUS OF ALL GENIUSES! 2.DARRYN COLLEDGE OT BOISE 3A.GREG BLUE S GEORGIA 3B. KELLY JENNINGS CB MIAMI 4.TAITUSI LUTUI OT USC 5.ANDRE HALL RB SF 6.OMAR GAITHER LB TENN 7.PARAYS HARALSON DE TENN 639261[/snapback] That you LA? You forget your meds again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stl Bills Posted March 22, 2006 Share Posted March 22, 2006 ...Mock Draft, gangster talk for a simulated draft, has the Bills selecting cornerbacks with their FIRST TWO selections, namely TYE HILL of clemson & JONATHAN JOSEPH of south carolina-while passing over the likes of HALOTI NGATA/MARCUS MCNEIL in the first and KO SIMPSON/DARRYN COLLEDGE/ORIEN HARRIS in the second. By virtue of these bizarre, berzerk,biased, and barbaric projections dave&aaron klein of College & Pro Football weekly haVE proven themsleves to be BEEF STEWS!GANGSTER TALK FOR NOBODIES, RIIIIGHT? They should like cop a stroll and get in the wind RIIIGHT? Now to squash the BEEF, gangster talk for ISSUE, here is Elegant Elliots top eight overall projections and my extended, defacto, irrefutable FULL PROJECTION FOR the DEHYDRATED DIABETICS..THE QUARANTINE QUADRAPALEGICS KNOWN AS THE BUFFALO BILLS...THIS IS THE COUP DE GRACE!!1.Hou-Bush 2.No-Leinhart (will be traded however) 3.Tenn-Cutler 4.NYJ-Mario 5.GB-AJ Hawk (Check out the DELTOIDS!) 6.SF-Huff 7.OAK-THE DISENFRANCHISED VINCE YOUNG 8.BUFF-THE FINANCIAL GENIUS HALOTI NGATA, THE MAN WITH UNIMPEACHABLE CREDIBILITY AND AN IRREPRESSABLE ZEST FOR LIFE I HAVE NEVER SEEN SINCE STERN, THE GENIUS OF ALL GENIUSES! 2.DARRYN COLLEDGE OT BOISE 3A.GREG BLUE S GEORGIA 3B. KELLY JENNINGS CB MIAMI 4.TAITUSI LUTUI OT USC 5.ANDRE HALL RB SF 6.OMAR GAITHER LB TENN 7.PARAYS HARALSON DE TENN 639261[/snapback] Dumbest post of all time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramius Posted March 22, 2006 Share Posted March 22, 2006 Dumbest post of all time 639323[/snapback] I'd would have agreed with you until i read the anti-losman thread started by JDG. Its a anti-losman circle jerk between him, vabills and holcombs arm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillsGuyInMalta Posted March 22, 2006 Share Posted March 22, 2006 This is how I feel after reading this thread... Props To Scanners Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elegantelliotoffen Posted March 23, 2006 Author Share Posted March 23, 2006 Right? RRRIgghhhtttttt? 639283[/snapback] Riiiiiiiiiiiiight?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BEAST MODE BABY! Posted March 24, 2006 Share Posted March 24, 2006 HI. HOW ARE YOU? THE WEATHER IS FINE HERE ON EARTH. HOW ARE THINGS ON JUPITER? 639280[/snapback] LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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