The Dean Posted March 12, 2006 Share Posted March 12, 2006 Let's try to keep this non-political so it doesn't end up on the PeePee board. http://www.healthinplainenglish.com/presid...eases/index.htm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UConn James Posted March 12, 2006 Share Posted March 12, 2006 I can really see how Jefferson might have had Asperger's (high-functioning autism). Wrote the Declaration in 17 days. Gunshot and sword wounds are diseases? What entails "debilitating diarrhea"? Why does everyone assume that b/c Cal was quiet, he was depressed? You'd've thought a couple would have had paranoia. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corp000085 Posted March 12, 2006 Share Posted March 12, 2006 they say that buchannan was an alcoholic? not with this picture! http://www.healthinplainenglish.com/presid...es-buchanan.jpg holy crap. he looks worse than keith richards Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UConn James Posted March 12, 2006 Share Posted March 12, 2006 holy crap. he looks worse than keith richards 625855[/snapback] To be fair, Buchanan has some jaw fat and structure left, and he brushed his hair (or someone cared enough about him to do it for him). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alaska Darin Posted March 12, 2006 Share Posted March 12, 2006 My favorites: 1. Jimmy Carter: Severe chronic hemorrhoids. Which explains his personality and foriegn policy. 2. JFK: Sexually transmitted prostatitis. I have nothing to add. 3. W.J. Clinton: Rectal bleeding. Lies weren't the only thing coming out of his ass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dean Posted March 12, 2006 Author Share Posted March 12, 2006 My favorites: 1. Jimmy Carter: Severe chronic hemorrhoids. Which explains his personality and foriegn policy. 2. JFK: Sexually transmitted prostatitis. I have nothing to add. 3. W.J. Clinton: Rectal bleeding. Lies weren't the only thing coming out of his ass. 626030[/snapback] I'm SHOCKED that you only found the humor with the Deomcrats. Nothing funny in the Republican Pres' profiles? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crap Throwing Monkey Posted March 12, 2006 Share Posted March 12, 2006 1. Jimmy Carter: Severe chronic hemorrhoids.626030[/snapback] Actually, I think they mistakenly listed his Secret Service codename there... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alaska Darin Posted March 12, 2006 Share Posted March 12, 2006 I'm SHOCKED that you only found the humor with the Deomcrats. Nothing funny in the Republican Pres' profiles? 626039[/snapback] Let's just say I wasn't surprised to see our current Commander in Chief also suffers from hemorrhoids (though not chronic or severe, like the Peanut). I only found humor in his and Nixon's (apparently not having a conscience isn't a medical ailment). Neither was as funny as the three I listed. I'm sure there was more earlier on but I only read the ones who've been in office since I was born. I'm not a Republican, nor have I ever voted for one for President so I'm not sure what the party has to do with anything. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corp000085 Posted March 12, 2006 Share Posted March 12, 2006 i enjoyed the sword related injuries. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UConn James Posted March 12, 2006 Share Posted March 12, 2006 2. JFK: Sexually transmitted prostatitis. I have nothing to add. 626030[/snapback] Yes, but he banged Blaze Starr in a linen cabinet. Tell me you wouldn't've nailed this back in the day, even if she was swarming with cooties. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alaska Darin Posted March 12, 2006 Share Posted March 12, 2006 Yes, but he banged Blaze Starr in a linen cabinet. Tell me you wouldn't've nailed this back in the day, even if she was swarming with cooties. 626118[/snapback] I wouldn't have but I can certainly understand wanting to. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob Lamb Posted March 12, 2006 Share Posted March 12, 2006 I wouldn't have but I can certainly understand wanting to. 626151[/snapback] I'm not sure it's appropriate but my favorite high school history teacher, Herb Marling always described this preseidential disease "He wanted it so bad - he could smell it!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost of BiB Posted March 13, 2006 Share Posted March 13, 2006 It's a wonder some of them could remain upright. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tennesseeboy Posted March 13, 2006 Share Posted March 13, 2006 Loss of Consciousness? Tell me about it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aussiew Posted March 13, 2006 Share Posted March 13, 2006 It's a wonder some of them could remain upright. That's funny. I was just thinking the same thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OnTheRocks Posted March 13, 2006 Share Posted March 13, 2006 John Quincy AdamsHairloss hairloss is a disease? here i have been sick since I was 18 and never knew! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OnTheRocks Posted March 13, 2006 Share Posted March 13, 2006 Abraham LincolnColor blindness, strabismus (cross eyed), presbyopia, concussion, fractured jaw, malaria, depression, Marfan syndrome (?), scarlet fever (?), dental phobia, toothache, smallpox, hairloss, fatal gunshot wound. I had never heard that Abe was cross eyed. Thank goodness not all of these are contagious. Especially that last one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tennesseeboy Posted March 13, 2006 Share Posted March 13, 2006 A lot of them seem to contract that fatal gunshot wound thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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