tennesseeboy Posted February 15, 2006 Share Posted February 15, 2006 John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, "Here's to spending the rest of >me life, between the legs of me wife!" > >That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night! > >He went home and told his wife, Mary, "I won the prize for the Best >toast of the night" >She said, "Aye, did ye now. And what was your toast?" >John said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life, sitting in church >beside me wife." > >"Oh, that is very nice indeed, John!" Mary said. >The next day, Mary ran into one of John's drinking buddies on the street >corner. The man chuckled leeringly and said, "John won the prize the >other night at the pub with a toast about you, Mary." > >She said, "Aye, he told me, and I was a bit surprised myself. You >know, he's only been there twice in the last four years. Once he fell >asleep, and the other time I had to pull him by the ears to make him >come." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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plenzmd1 Posted February 16, 2006 Share Posted February 16, 2006 Whats the differance between an irish wedding and an irish funeral? One less drunk at the funeral Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted February 16, 2006 Share Posted February 16, 2006 What does an Irish 4some bring golfing with them? A fifth How many Irish does it take to change a lightbulb? 2, one to hold the lightbulb and another to drink until the room spins Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DevilsAlum Posted February 17, 2006 Share Posted February 17, 2006 After the Britain Beer Festival, in London, all the brewery presidents decided to go out for a beer. The guy from Corona sits down and says, "Hey Senor, I would like the world's best beer, a Corona." The bartender dusts off a bottle from the shelf and gives it to him. The guy from Budweiser says, "I'd like the best beer in the world, give me 'The King Of Beers', a Budweiser." The bartender gives him one. The guy from Coors says, "I'd like the only beer made with Rocky Mountain spring water, give me a Coors." He gets it. The guy from Guinness sits down and says, "Give me a Coke." The bartender is a little taken aback, but gives him what he ordered. The other brewery presidents look over at him and ask "Why aren't you drinking a Guinness?" and the Guinness president replies, "Well, I figured if you guys aren't drinking beer, neither would I." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marv's Neighbor Posted February 18, 2006 Share Posted February 18, 2006 After the Britain Beer Festival, in London, all the brewery presidents decided to go out for a beer. The guy from Corona sits down and says, "Hey Senor, I would like the world's best beer, a Corona." The bartender dusts off a bottle from the shelf and gives it to him. The guy from Budweiser says, "I'd like the best beer in the world, give me 'The King Of Beers', a Budweiser." The bartender gives him one. The guy from Coors says, "I'd like the only beer made with Rocky Mountain spring water, give me a Coors." He gets it. The guy from Guinness sits down and says, "Give me a Coke." The bartender is a little taken aback, but gives him what he ordered. The other brewery presidents look over at him and ask "Why aren't you drinking a Guinness?" and the Guinness president replies, "Well, I figured if you guys aren't drinking beer, neither would I." 605535[/snapback] Coulda had a GENNIE CREAM! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marv's Neighbor Posted February 18, 2006 Share Posted February 18, 2006 John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, "Here's to spending the rest of>me life, between the legs of me wife!" > >That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night! > >He went home and told his wife, Mary, "I won the prize for the Best >toast of the night" >She said, "Aye, did ye now. And what was your toast?" >John said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life, sitting in church >beside me wife." > >"Oh, that is very nice indeed, John!" Mary said. >The next day, Mary ran into one of John's drinking buddies on the street >corner. The man chuckled leeringly and said, "John won the prize the >other night at the pub with a toast about you, Mary." > >She said, "Aye, he told me, and I was a bit surprised myself. You >know, he's only been there twice in the last four years. Once he fell >asleep, and the other time I had to pull him by the ears to make him >come." 604055[/snapback] PUG MAHONE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corp000085 Posted February 18, 2006 Share Posted February 18, 2006 Pat McGroin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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ExiledInIllinois Posted February 20, 2006 Share Posted February 20, 2006 Pat McGroin 606460[/snapback] Paddy O'Furniture... A timeless classic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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