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Have you guys gotten a look at the bird's nest that Capers sports these days? Wow. He used to have that ridiculous comb-over that was sprayed to the max. Now he wears that horse-hair looking thing. We cannot allow him to be our next head coach if for no other reason . . .

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It reminds me of that scene from Tootsie.

 

Producer: "Can you back up some more?"

 

Cameraman: "How about Cleveland?"

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You were close.

 

Producer: "I'd lake to make her look a little more attractive. How far can you back up?"

 

Cameraman: "How do you feel about Cleveland?"

 

Producer: "Knock it off!"

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Have you guys gotten a look at the bird's nest that Capers sports these days? Wow. He used to have that ridiculous comb-over that was sprayed to the max. Now he wears that horse-hair looking thing. We cannot allow him to be our next head coach if for no other reason . . .

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I know this thread is a bit tongue and cheek but I think you really have to worry about a dude with a dead squirrel on his head. Coming from a guy who shaves it down with a bic, I just don't get "rug" guys. It screams insecurity. Not exactly a leader type that I would want running my team. Although he may make a nice D-coordinater, and the "rug" jokes could offer some levity for a long season.

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Just saw Capers on the news at the Ralph for his interview. NO way Marv. A decent rug has to count for something. I vote NO for Capers due to his rug. No other reason.

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It looks like that bush you have above your vajohna

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Have you guys gotten a look at the bird's nest that Capers sports these days? Wow. He used to have that ridiculous comb-over that was sprayed to the max. Now he wears that horse-hair looking thing. We cannot allow him to be our next head coach if for no other reason . . .

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Well if he moves to Buffalo I can hook him up with my brother-in-law in West Seneca who is one of the best in the business. But it looks infinitely better now than Jimmy Johnson's perm.

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