stephenjames716 Posted January 6, 2006 Share Posted January 6, 2006 2006 BILLS SCHEDULE September 14................TaftJunior High School 21................Cub Scout Troop #101 28................BuffaloBlindAcademy October 05................Spanish American War Vets 12................Crippled Children's Home 19................HamburgMental Hospital 26................Girl Scout Troop # 353 November 02.................Western New York Venereal Disease Clinic 09.................Cheektowaga Boys Choir 16.................Korean Amputees SPECIAL MONDAY NIGHT GAME December 08..................Batavia Gay Boys Club ** RULE CHANGES FROM LAST YEAR ** 1 - When playing polio patients, the Bills must not disconnect knee braces. 2 - When playing the BlindAcademy, the Bills must not hide the football under their jerseys. ** RULES THE SAME FROM LAST YEAR ** 1 - A touchdown (this is when the ball is carried over the goal line for all you Bills fans that have never seen this) it is still worth 6 points. 2 - The Bills will be allowed 20 men on the field at all times. 3 - The Bills will be allowed to substitute with band members at anytime. 4 - The Bills will be awarded 10 timeouts as opposed to 3 for the opposing team. 5 - The Bills will be awarded a first down with each gain of three yards or more, instead of the usual ten yards. ** COACHING CHANGES ** Mike Malarkey will be replaced by Monica Lewinsky. She will no doubt blow a few, but she certainly won't choke on the big ones!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BenchBledsoe Posted January 6, 2006 Share Posted January 6, 2006 I have no idea what to make of this post. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted January 6, 2006 Share Posted January 6, 2006 I think The Dean should get credit for this one... A few days ago didn't he post something similar? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stl Bills Posted January 6, 2006 Share Posted January 6, 2006 2006 BILLS SCHEDULE September 14................TaftJunior High School 21................Cub Scout Troop #101 28................BuffaloBlindAcademy October 05................Spanish American War Vets 12................Crippled Children's Home 19................HamburgMental Hospital 26................Girl Scout Troop # 353 November 02.................Western New York Venereal Disease Clinic 09.................Cheektowaga Boys Choir 16.................Korean Amputees SPECIAL MONDAY NIGHT GAME December 08..................Batavia Gay Boys Club ** RULE CHANGES FROM LAST YEAR ** 1 - When playing polio patients, the Bills must not disconnect knee braces. 2 - When playing the BlindAcademy, the Bills must not hide the football under their jerseys. ** RULES THE SAME FROM LAST YEAR ** 1 - A touchdown (this is when the ball is carried over the goal line for all you Bills fans that have never seen this) it is still worth 6 points. 2 - The Bills will be allowed 20 men on the field at all times. 3 - The Bills will be allowed to substitute with band members at anytime. 4 - The Bills will be awarded 10 timeouts as opposed to 3 for the opposing team. 5 - The Bills will be awarded a first down with each gain of three yards or more, instead of the usual ten yards. ** COACHING CHANGES ** Mike Malarkey will be replaced by Monica Lewinsky. She will no doubt blow a few, but she certainly won't choke on the big ones!!! 556720[/snapback] dumbest post of all time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Draconator Posted January 6, 2006 Share Posted January 6, 2006 2006 BILLS SCHEDULE September 14................TaftJunior High School 21................Cub Scout Troop #101 28................BuffaloBlindAcademy October 05................Spanish American War Vets 12................Crippled Children's Home 19................HamburgMental Hospital 26................Girl Scout Troop # 353 November 02.................Western New York Venereal Disease Clinic 09.................Cheektowaga Boys Choir 16.................Korean Amputees SPECIAL MONDAY NIGHT GAME December 08..................Batavia Gay Boys Club ** RULE CHANGES FROM LAST YEAR ** 1 - When playing polio patients, the Bills must not disconnect knee braces. 2 - When playing the BlindAcademy, the Bills must not hide the football under their jerseys. ** RULES THE SAME FROM LAST YEAR ** 1 - A touchdown (this is when the ball is carried over the goal line for all you Bills fans that have never seen this) it is still worth 6 points. 2 - The Bills will be allowed 20 men on the field at all times. 3 - The Bills will be allowed to substitute with band members at anytime. 4 - The Bills will be awarded 10 timeouts as opposed to 3 for the opposing team. 5 - The Bills will be awarded a first down with each gain of three yards or more, instead of the usual ten yards. ** COACHING CHANGES ** Mike Malarkey will be replaced by Monica Lewinsky. She will no doubt blow a few, but she certainly won't choke on the big ones!!! 556720[/snapback] The reason why this post happened can be found here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eball Posted January 6, 2006 Share Posted January 6, 2006 Next time, please get the opinion of someone besides yourself before labeling anything as "humor." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
inkman Posted January 6, 2006 Share Posted January 6, 2006 huh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
envirojeff Posted January 6, 2006 Share Posted January 6, 2006 WOW, stevenjames716, you owe me 2 minutes of my life back! Jeff Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nick in* england Posted January 6, 2006 Share Posted January 6, 2006 The Monica Lewinsky bit was funny. The rest is toilet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cåblelady Posted January 6, 2006 Share Posted January 6, 2006 I wondered when somebody was going to post that. I got that email a week ago from a Colts' fan co-worker. I had to log off the phone because I was laughing so hard. Hadn't seen it before. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted January 6, 2006 Share Posted January 6, 2006 I don't see what's so wrong with that. I've seen a lot worse out there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BILLS4LIFE Posted January 7, 2006 Share Posted January 7, 2006 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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