DCM Posted November 24, 2005 Share Posted November 24, 2005 Bud Light Presents: Real Men of Genius -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- BUD LIGHT PRESENTS, REAL MEN OF GENIUS Reeeeal men of geeeeeniuuuus! Today we salute YOU, Mr. Really Mad Internet Sports Fan "Mr. Really Mad Internet Sports Fan!" Only YOU can fully appreciate the mind-blowing tragedy of a bunch of professional athletes you'll never meet, losing a game. "Don't you TAAAAALK to me about perspective!!" While others are too preoccupied with things like real life, you take your anger directly to the place where it will make the absolute least possible impact: An Internet discussion forum. "Loggin' on now!" Your unique eye for logic allows you to sling turds of doom every which way, and then brag about how you were RIGHT as soon as one of the pieces sticks to the wall – regardless of how many dozens fell limply to the floor before that. "See I told you sooooooo!!" And if some idiot newspaper columnist has the gall to not be as incensed as you are, you unleash your fury down upon him with all the tenacity and mercilessness of a rabid pit bull with a tender buttock locked in its jaws. "Total anonymity!" So keep clicking away, oh Marauder of the Mousepad. Because when the results you so desire finally come about years from now, you can say it was because YOU demanded it." Reeeeal men of geeeeeniuuuus! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buckeyemike Posted November 24, 2005 Share Posted November 24, 2005 Exhibit 1-A to stay off the porn/gambling sites and stay here. Thanks for making me laugh my @$$ off today. Even if you ARE a Freakin' Fish Fan. Mike Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alaska Darin Posted November 24, 2005 Share Posted November 24, 2005 Happy Thanksgiving, DCM. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcjeff215 Posted November 24, 2005 Share Posted November 24, 2005 Suddenly, I feel like such a loser. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ajzepp Posted November 24, 2005 Share Posted November 24, 2005 I hope that whoever the marketing genuses that came up with those ads were paid well, cause I laugh every time they come out with a new one. They are consistently funny and after I hear one I can't get the damn background/interjector guy out of my head.....BRILLIANT! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tcali Posted November 24, 2005 Share Posted November 24, 2005 Bud Light Presents: Real Men of Genius -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- BUD LIGHT PRESENTS, REAL MEN OF GENIUS Reeeeal men of geeeeeniuuuus! Today we salute YOU, Mr. Really Mad Internet Sports Fan "Mr. Really Mad Internet Sports Fan!" Only YOU can fully appreciate the mind-blowing tragedy of a bunch of professional athletes you'll never meet, losing a game. "Don't you TAAAAALK to me about perspective!!" While others are too preoccupied with things like real life, you take your anger directly to the place where it will make the absolute least possible impact: An Internet discussion forum. "Loggin' on now!" Your unique eye for logic allows you to sling turds of doom every which way, and then brag about how you were RIGHT as soon as one of the pieces sticks to the wall – regardless of how many dozens fell limply to the floor before that. "See I told you sooooooo!!" And if some idiot newspaper columnist has the gall to not be as incensed as you are, you unleash your fury down upon him with all the tenacity and mercilessness of a rabid pit bull with a tender buttock locked in its jaws. "Total anonymity!" So keep clicking away, oh Marauder of the Mousepad. Because when the results you so desire finally come about years from now, you can say it was because YOU demanded it." Reeeeal men of geeeeeniuuuus! 511918[/snapback] lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crap Throwing Monkey Posted November 24, 2005 Share Posted November 24, 2005 Your unique eye for logic allows you to sling turds of doom every which way, and then brag about how you were RIGHT as soon as one of the pieces sticks to the wall – regardless of how many dozens fell limply to the floor before that. 511918[/snapback] Oh, hey, not me... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sound_n_Fury Posted November 24, 2005 Share Posted November 24, 2005 LOL, that's better than the real thing! It's too bad we can't laugh more and b!tch less around here anymore... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MartyBall4Buffalo Posted November 24, 2005 Share Posted November 24, 2005 Bud Light Presents: Real Men of Genius -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- BUD LIGHT PRESENTS, REAL MEN OF GENIUS Reeeeal men of geeeeeniuuuus! Today we salute YOU, Mr. Really Mad Internet Sports Fan "Mr. Really Mad Internet Sports Fan!" Only YOU can fully appreciate the mind-blowing tragedy of a bunch of professional athletes you'll never meet, losing a game. "Don't you TAAAAALK to me about perspective!!" While others are too preoccupied with things like real life, you take your anger directly to the place where it will make the absolute least possible impact: An Internet discussion forum. "Loggin' on now!" Your unique eye for logic allows you to sling turds of doom every which way, and then brag about how you were RIGHT as soon as one of the pieces sticks to the wall – regardless of how many dozens fell limply to the floor before that. "See I told you sooooooo!!" And if some idiot newspaper columnist has the gall to not be as incensed as you are, you unleash your fury down upon him with all the tenacity and mercilessness of a rabid pit bull with a tender buttock locked in its jaws. "Total anonymity!" So keep clicking away, oh Marauder of the Mousepad. Because when the results you so desire finally come about years from now, you can say it was because YOU demanded it." Reeeeal men of geeeeeniuuuus! 511918[/snapback] Classic. Happy Thanksgiving Everyone. Have a safe and happy Turkey Day Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tortured Soul Posted November 24, 2005 Share Posted November 24, 2005 What does he know? Beer guy=RJ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramius Posted November 25, 2005 Share Posted November 25, 2005 Classic. Happy Thanksgiving Everyone. Have a safe and happy Turkey Day 512009[/snapback] 895 and 4 TD's...that means you need 606 and 6 TD's in the final 6 weeks...you startin to sweat a little bit? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orton's Arm Posted November 25, 2005 Share Posted November 25, 2005 Today we salute YOU, Mr. Really Mad Internet Sports Fan 511918[/snapback] Good thing nobody here fits description. In all seriousness, the way I justify spending time here is, um, . . . well, you know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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