DeeRay Posted October 5, 2005 Share Posted October 5, 2005 If the Bills offense represents a car with JP being the driver, what kind of car is he driving? I think maybe it's an 84 Chevy with a good transmission but a bad engine running on 4 out 8 of cylinders and a rusted out frame and doors... and some cracked windows. If you're Tom Donahoe, JP is like his teenage son. Do you think Tom's gonna give him the keys to his new Lexus? Nope. Let him learn on his sisters 84 Chevy. When he learns to drive, then maybe Tom will let him drive the Lexus. I knew Tom had a vision... once JP learns to be a good QB he will reward him with an offensive line. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RuntheDamnBall Posted October 5, 2005 Share Posted October 5, 2005 If the Bills offense represents a car with JP being the driver, what kind of car is he driving? I think maybe it's an 84 Chevy with a good transmission but a bad engine running on 4 out 8 of cylinders and a rusted out frame and doors... and some cracked windows. If you're Tom Donahoe, JP is like his teenage son. Do you think Tom's gonna give him the keys to his new Lexus? Nope. Let him learn on his sisters 84 Chevy. When he learns to drive, then maybe Tom will let him drive the Lexus. I knew Tom had a vision... once JP learns to be a good QB he will reward him with an offensive line. 466067[/snapback] But wouldn't he be more likely to get in a brutal accident or be reckless with the jalopy? Come on Tom, at least give the kid a mid-90s Taurus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peter Posted October 5, 2005 Share Posted October 5, 2005 GMC Denali -- that is what he actually drives. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crap Throwing Monkey Posted October 5, 2005 Share Posted October 5, 2005 1984 Dodge Aries K. No redeeming qualities whatsoever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CoachChuckDickerson Posted October 5, 2005 Share Posted October 5, 2005 GMC Denali. 466272[/snapback] You sir are correct. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wil1226 Posted October 5, 2005 Share Posted October 5, 2005 On opening day he was driving a black Hummer SUT. Hordes of people were running up to him when he was driving up Abbott Road towards the stadium. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thisiskeith12 Posted October 5, 2005 Share Posted October 5, 2005 last year he had a black gmc duramax with a suspension lift and pipes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JasoninMT Posted October 5, 2005 Share Posted October 5, 2005 I just hope it comes with airbags.... I'd hate to see him hurt badly in an accident. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted October 5, 2005 Share Posted October 5, 2005 JPs the full sized mid 80s Chevy Caprice, taking up 2 lanes, doing 25 on the interstate with his blinker on, that nobody can seem to pass Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RJsackedagain Posted October 5, 2005 Share Posted October 5, 2005 A bitchin' tricked-out '74 pinto with giant chrome rims and tinted windows with a fur-covered dashboard and his graduation tassle hanging from the rear view!!!! As for Holcomb, I suspect he drives a citation or a reliant K car .... maybe a Chevy celebrity Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammered a Lot Posted October 6, 2005 Share Posted October 6, 2005 On opening day he was driving a black Hummer SUT. Hordes of people were running up to him when he was driving up Abbott Road towards the stadium. 466431[/snapback] That's what I saw him driving the other day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark VI Posted October 6, 2005 Share Posted October 6, 2005 Would you also like the locations of the grassy knolls around the back entrance to the Ralph ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buffaloed in Pa Posted October 6, 2005 Share Posted October 6, 2005 If the Bills offense represents a car with JP being the driver, what kind of car is he driving? I think maybe it's an 84 Chevy with a good transmission but a bad engine running on 4 out 8 of cylinders and a rusted out frame and doors... and some cracked windows. If you're Tom Donahoe, JP is like his teenage son. Do you think Tom's gonna give him the keys to his new Lexus? Nope. Let him learn on his sisters 84 Chevy. When he learns to drive, then maybe Tom will let him drive the Lexus. I knew Tom had a vision... once JP learns to be a good QB he will reward him with an offensive line. 466067[/snapback] It`s definitly a black hummer , I saw him at the stadium store a couple of week`s ago in it after a practice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
granitestatebillsbackers Posted October 6, 2005 Share Posted October 6, 2005 We're talkin' a 1979 yellow Chevrolet Chevette 3-door hatchback, bright yellow. Possibly a Lil' Tree air freshener hanging from the rear view mirror. It'll let you putt along at 50 mph, but when you approach a hill you have to stop and think about whether you're going to make it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Repulsif Posted October 6, 2005 Share Posted October 6, 2005 and actually it is more like this : Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost of BiB Posted October 6, 2005 Share Posted October 6, 2005 Not sure about him, but the G. manager and the coaching staff all drive the ones with extra wires sticking out from underneath. Well, they do now, anyway... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smokinandjokin Posted October 6, 2005 Share Posted October 6, 2005 Looks like JP crashed and Son of Satan's car is in the shop. Now TD has a rental and only Holcomb is old enough to drive it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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