OnTheRocks Posted August 18, 2005 Share Posted August 18, 2005 Don't worry guys. I was just over at McDonalds and who do I have serving me fries: No other than Rashan Salaam. He said he will ask his manager if he can get off early and maybe hit up camp today. I also talked to my cousins uncles brothers mailman who delivers to Willis's aunts sister-in-laws cousins lwayer. He said, "Willis is recovering from a drug addiction." His brother Arnold ran for governor of CA. It's a shame. 411286[/snapback] i dunno....i went to the McDonalds in Pittsford and saw Willis filling out a job application. i asked him why and he said his career ending knee injury brought him there today. it was very sad. he was such a great player. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reuben Gant Posted August 18, 2005 Share Posted August 18, 2005 I believe Roscoe's getting an octopus arm...Did you ask Roscoe how he pronounces his last name? 411244[/snapback] Roscoe wouldn't tell me or Jerry Sulivan how he pronouces his last name. They don't want that stuff getting out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LabattBlue Posted August 18, 2005 Share Posted August 18, 2005 I was visiting with a cousin who used to be in the Bills training staff - he mentioned that McGahee has a slight tear of cartaledge in the knee. They're hoping that nothing comes loose and he'll be able to return this weekend. 411210[/snapback] A slight tear my A$$!! All major ligaments have been torn to shred. Somebody please help.... Narrator: "Willis McGahee, Running Back. A man barely alive." Tom "Oscar Goldman" Donahoe: "Gentlemen, we can rebuild him. We have the technology. We have the capability to build the world's first bionic man. Willis McGahee will be that man. Better than he was before. Better, stronger, faster." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reuben Gant Posted August 18, 2005 Share Posted August 18, 2005 A slight tear my A$$!! All major ligaments have been torn to shred. Somebody please help.... Narrator: "Willis McGahee, Running Back. A man barely alive." Tom "Oscar Goldman" Doahoe: "Gentlemen, we can rebuild him. We have the technology. We have the capability to build the world's first bionic man. Willis McGahee will be that man. Better than he was before. Better, stronger, faster." 411355[/snapback] But it is all no good unless he makes that noise: Nent-nent-nent-nent-nyaaaa When he hits the holes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LabattBlue Posted August 18, 2005 Share Posted August 18, 2005 But it is all no good unless he makes that noise: Nent-nent-nent-nent-nyaaaa When he hits the holes. 411360[/snapback] Now that would be really great! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaloDynamite Posted August 18, 2005 Share Posted August 18, 2005 A slight tear my A$$!! All major ligaments have been torn to shred. Somebody please help.... Narrator: "Willis McGahee, Running Back. A man barely alive." Tom "Oscar Goldman" Doahoe: "Gentlemen, we can rebuild him. We have the technology. We have the capability to build the world's first bionic man. Willis McGahee will be that man. Better than he was before. Better, stronger, faster." 411355[/snapback] "the BIONIC HORSE" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smokinandjokin Posted August 18, 2005 Share Posted August 18, 2005 A "dancer" up at Pure Platinum told me that Willis came in and wanted a private dance in the back. But she couldn't make any contact with his knee, and he had to get up halfway through the dance because his knee (among other parts) had stiffened up. When I asked her what was wrong with his knee, she said MM specifically told her not to release any information. She said only that Willis would not return to the Canadian ballet "indefinitely." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadBuffaloDisease Posted August 18, 2005 Share Posted August 18, 2005 I was visiting with a cousin who used to be in the Bills training staff - he mentioned that McGahee has a slight tear of cartaledge in the knee. They're hoping that nothing comes loose and he'll be able to return this weekend. So let's get this straight. If this cousin "used to be in the Bills training staff" and Willis hurt his knee Friday night, does that mean he got fired within the last week? And why would we trust anything to come from someone who was fired? And how did they diagnose this, without doing a knee scope? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobblehead Posted August 18, 2005 Share Posted August 18, 2005 To add: So why doesn't your cousin work there anymore? Could it have something to do with leaking information out to the public? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reuben Gant Posted August 18, 2005 Share Posted August 18, 2005 A "dancer" up at Pure Platinum told me that Willis came in and wanted a private dance in the back. But she couldn't make any contact with his knee, and he had to get up halfway through the dance because his knee (among other parts) had stiffened up. When I asked her what was wrong with his knee, she said MM specifically told her not to release any information. She said only that Willis would not return to the Canadian ballet "indefinitely." 411375[/snapback] I heard the same story from a guy that works at Mighty Taco. Don't make me explain, but it is true. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cugalabanza Posted August 18, 2005 Share Posted August 18, 2005 I just asked my wise and saintly dog, Billie, what she thinks of Willis' injury status. She tilted her head a little to one side, wagged her tail a few times, then went over and laid down by the sliding glass door. Any dog owner can tell you what that means: degenerative bone disease. Doomed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stuckincincy Posted August 18, 2005 Share Posted August 18, 2005 I just asked my wise and saintly dog, Billie, what she thinks of Willis' injury status. She tilted her head a little to one side, wagged her tail a few times, then went over and laid down by the sliding glass door. Any dog owner can tell you what that means: degenerative bone disease. Doomed. 411399[/snapback] Or no snacks forthcoming. Billie been there before. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kipers Hair Posted August 19, 2005 Author Share Posted August 19, 2005 I hope the next guy you talk to is a mental health professional. 411232[/snapback] Go "F" yourself you inbred poster child in support of abortion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scribo Posted August 19, 2005 Share Posted August 19, 2005 Go "F" yourself you inbred poster child in support of abortion. 411965[/snapback] You know, if you had any clue, you should have been able to easily predict the response you got. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted August 19, 2005 Share Posted August 19, 2005 Go "F" yourself you inbred poster child in support of abortion. 411965[/snapback] Right. File this under "how to Win Friends and Influence People". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kelly the Dog Posted August 19, 2005 Share Posted August 19, 2005 What wasn't reported by the cousin was that he was fired by the Bills for continually misdiagnosing injuries. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spidey Posted August 19, 2005 Share Posted August 19, 2005 Right. File this under "how to Win Friends and Influence People". 411974[/snapback] You should know Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted August 19, 2005 Share Posted August 19, 2005 You should know 411978[/snapback] Right. Thanks for your opinion. It doesn't mean shiat, but thanks anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckeye Eric Posted August 19, 2005 Share Posted August 19, 2005 I also heard that Iraq has weapons of mass destruction Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smokinandjokin Posted August 19, 2005 Share Posted August 19, 2005 Go "F" yourself you inbred poster child in support of abortion. 411965[/snapback] Isn't the saying "Poster Child for Abortion?" Not "in support of" you halftard. By the way, you're the load your mom should have swallowed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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