NorCal Aaron Posted August 9, 2005 Share Posted August 9, 2005 Lick your fingers when you're done with her - yum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Typical TBD Guy Posted August 9, 2005 Share Posted August 9, 2005 This thread is beyond ridiculous. First of all, that stomach bulge could easily be the result of her dress design. But never mind that. BillsFaninDallas: what kind of consenting women do you pull? Any that are even comparable to a Scarlett Johannson? Yeah right. Didn't think so. You should stop criticizing the most minute flaws of women's bodies and start burning off your own beer gut which I'm 100% sure you have. Get to it, fattie. Don't stop with the situps until you can see your own pen!s when you p!ss, you fat !@#$. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R. Rich Posted August 9, 2005 Share Posted August 9, 2005 This thread is beyond ridiculous. First of all, that stomach bulge could easily be the result of her dress design. But never mind that. BillsFaninDallas: what kind of consenting women do you pull? Any that are even comparable to a Scarlett Johannson? Yeah right. Didn't think so. You should stop criticizing the most minute flaws of women's bodies and start burning off your own beer gut which I'm 100% sure you have. Get to it, fattie. Don't stop with the situps until you can see your own pen!s when you p!ss, you fat !@#$. 403098[/snapback] Easy, Kelso. If you're going to go after the members of the Wall who feel that way about women, you may as well just quit your job and start posting. There's too many of them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bear Posted August 9, 2005 Share Posted August 9, 2005 Easy, Kelso. If you're going to go after the members of the Wall who feel that way about women, you may as well just quit your job and start posting. There's too many of them. 403105[/snapback] I'll help. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alaska Darin Posted August 9, 2005 Share Posted August 9, 2005 I'm sure it flattens out nicely when she's on her back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost of BiB Posted August 9, 2005 Share Posted August 9, 2005 Go Bills Dating Site Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alaska Darin Posted August 9, 2005 Share Posted August 9, 2005 Go Bills Dating Site 403204[/snapback] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reuben Gant Posted August 9, 2005 Share Posted August 9, 2005 Go Bills Dating Site 403204[/snapback] Usually these are cheap dates, usually order just one tapas and your good to go. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost of BiB Posted August 9, 2005 Share Posted August 9, 2005 Usually these are cheap dates, usually order just one tapas and your good to go. 403227[/snapback] Just make sure you don't confuse them with bulemics. Nothing like spending a hundred bucks on dinner, and waiting through the restroom thing. Of course, it gives one time to chat with the piano bar singer in the tight black dress. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reuben Gant Posted August 9, 2005 Share Posted August 9, 2005 Just make sure you don't confuse them with bulemics. Nothing like spending a hundred bucks on dinner, and waiting through the restroom thing. Of course, it gives one time to chat with the piano bar singer in the tight black dress. 403233[/snapback] Oh jesus, that is too funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost of BiB Posted August 9, 2005 Share Posted August 9, 2005 Oh jesus, that is too funny 403235[/snapback] Hey, let's get serious here. I'm a Diana Krall fan. My idea of a great piano bar experience. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Surfmeister Posted August 9, 2005 Share Posted August 9, 2005 I thought you were going to say that the dress flattens out nicely when it is on the floor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SDS Posted August 9, 2005 Share Posted August 9, 2005 Separated at birth? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost of BiB Posted August 9, 2005 Share Posted August 9, 2005 Separated at birth? 403252[/snapback] You hittin' on Aussie? S'OK, I won't tell... (right...) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadBuffaloDisease Posted August 10, 2005 Share Posted August 10, 2005 Like anyone here would turn away Scarlett Johansson! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralonzo Posted August 10, 2005 Share Posted August 10, 2005 Old words: She has allure. 403046[/snapback] Great, take her fishing. (rim shot) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stuckincincy Posted August 10, 2005 Share Posted August 10, 2005 Great, take her fishing. (rim shot) 403508[/snapback] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R. Rich Posted August 10, 2005 Share Posted August 10, 2005 Like anyone here would turn away Scarlett Johansson! 403342[/snapback] Sure they would. She's too fat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadBuffaloDisease Posted August 10, 2005 Share Posted August 10, 2005 Talk is cheap. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R. Rich Posted August 10, 2005 Share Posted August 10, 2005 Talk is cheap. 403578[/snapback] What, you don't believe these guys? They are principled people. I believe them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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