erynthered Posted June 17, 2005 Share Posted June 17, 2005 Here's a new McLauglin poll. I'll ask the questions and you tell me the answers. I'll then let you know if you are right or WRONG. I'm in a bad mood so check your thin skin at the door. To guide you a bit, I've given today's questions a difficulty rating on a scale of 10. Questions: 1. What do you call illicit sex if it is 25% better than average (2)? 2. In terms of mass appeal, who is the most attractive famous person in America (5)? 3. Who is Michael Jackson's all time favorite NBA player and why (9.9)? 4. Speaking of Michael, now that his trial is over, what celebrity and accomplice tandem will be on trial next for child molestation (4)? 5. What does TD really drink (4)? 360865[/snapback] 25% not good enough Oprah Phil Jackson, cause after all the surgeries, thats what he wants to look like. brooks and dunn, or some other Country Western singer. Eggnog from weagmans Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OGTEleven Posted June 17, 2005 Author Share Posted June 17, 2005 Does #2 refer only to the currently living? 361089[/snapback] Unless you have a thing for dead people you freak. WRONG!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OGTEleven Posted June 17, 2005 Author Share Posted June 17, 2005 1. Still not good enough. 2. Rossie O'Fatass 3. A young Lebron James 4. Macualy Culkin and Peter Townsend 5. Water 361122[/snapback] 1. Come on people think. This one should be easy. WRONG!!!!! 2. [i sat staring at the screen trying to reply to this but was left speechless] 3. Not young enough. WRONG!!!!!!! 4. They been there. They done that. WRONG!!!!!!! 5. WRONG!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OGTEleven Posted June 17, 2005 Author Share Posted June 17, 2005 25% not good enoughOprah Phil Jackson, cause after all the surgeries, thats what he wants to look like. brooks and dunn, or some other Country Western singer. Eggnog from weagmans 361135[/snapback] 1. WRONG!!!!! 2. My wife cooked up something with Okra the other night. It tasted like stevstojan. Oh, wait you said Oprah. WRONG!!!!! 3. He's going to need to get taller. WRONG!!!!! 4. WRONG!!!!! 5. Too fattening. WRONG!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boomerjamhead Posted June 17, 2005 Share Posted June 17, 2005 2. [i sat staring at the screen trying to reply to this but was left speechless] 361147[/snapback] You said mass appeal. Is there someone out there with more mass? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PastaJoe Posted June 17, 2005 Share Posted June 17, 2005 1. Since 25% more of zero is still zero, I'll say 'more of the same'. 2. I know you have a thing for Martina McBride, but it can't be her, so I'll say Angelia Jolie. 3. Originally I saw NBA and thought you meant Michael Jordan, not Jackson. How about Wilt Chamberlain, because of his off the court conquests. 4. Bert and Ernie. 5. Red Bull. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OGTEleven Posted June 17, 2005 Author Share Posted June 17, 2005 1. Since 25% more of zero is still zero, I'll say 'more of the same'. 2. I know you have a thing for Martina McBride, but it can't be her, so I'll say Angelia Jolie. 3. Originally I saw NBA and thought you meant Michael Jordan, not Jackson. How about Wilt Chamberlain, because of his off the court conquests. 4. Bert and Ernie. 5. Red Bull. 361164[/snapback] 1. WRONG!!!!! 2. It is not Martina McBride. The reason is that the masses are not as discerning in the aspects of attractiveness as the illustrious McLaughlin. If thye were, she'd top the list. As for Angelina Jolie, she's in 2nd place.....2nd place behind Madonna on the slut list that is. WRONG!!!! 3. Michael Jackson understands Wilt's conquests about as much as I understand the 238 dialects spoken on the planet Krimjatgst. WRONG!!!!!!! 4. This is so close. I would expect nothing less from the McLaughlin HOFer. 5. WRONG!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
erynthered Posted June 17, 2005 Share Posted June 17, 2005 4) kirmit and miz piggy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Long Beach Posted June 17, 2005 Share Posted June 17, 2005 I have to admit some of the suggested answers have just been awesome! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boomerjamhead Posted June 17, 2005 Share Posted June 17, 2005 5. That crap in Pinto Ron's bowling ball? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OGTEleven Posted June 17, 2005 Author Share Posted June 17, 2005 4) kirmit and miz piggy? 361180[/snapback] Stop grasping at straws and think grasshopper. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OGTEleven Posted June 17, 2005 Author Share Posted June 17, 2005 5. That crap in Pinto Ron's bowling ball? 361184[/snapback] I don't know what was in there so maybe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rubes Posted June 17, 2005 Share Posted June 17, 2005 I'll give everyone the answer to #3: Kevin Johnson...who was accused of taking a shower with a 17-year old girl. I'm too busy mess with the others. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
erynthered Posted June 17, 2005 Share Posted June 17, 2005 1) illiciter 2) McLaughlin 3) Richard Hamilton, Detroit Pistons. His best Christmass present ever "A Michael Jackson doll with the 'Beat It' jacket." 4) Penn & Teller 5) JP Morgan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aussiew Posted June 17, 2005 Share Posted June 17, 2005 1. What do you call illicit sex if it is 25% better than average (2)? A: A perfect weekend. 2. In terms of mass appeal, who is the most attractive famous person in America (5)? A: President Clinton 3. Who is Michael Jackson's all time favorite NBA player and why (9.9)? A: Michael Jordan ( I don't know why. Because they have the same initials?) 4. Speaking of Michael, now that his trial is over, what celebrity and accomplice tandem will be on trial next for child molestation (4)? A: My 45 year old friend who's dating a college student. 5. What does TD really drink (4)? A: Diet coke Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PastaJoe Posted June 17, 2005 Share Posted June 17, 2005 1. Deep Throat 2. Hillary Duff 3. Dennis Johnson; didn't he also have a case of Vitalego (sp) ? 4. Penn and Teller 5. Utica Club Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OGTEleven Posted June 17, 2005 Author Share Posted June 17, 2005 I'll give everyone the answer to #3: Kevin Johnson...who was accused of taking a shower with a 17-year old girl. I'm too busy mess with the others. 361199[/snapback] WRONG!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Poojer Posted June 17, 2005 Share Posted June 17, 2005 1.) FAN-F***ING-TASTIC 2.) Sandra Bullock 3.) Jason Kidd( duh get it? Kid) or Mugsy Bogues/Spud Webb because they are about the size of an 8 year old 4.) Dave Coulier, Bob Saget and John Stamos 5.) Clarified Butter Here's a new McLauglin poll. I'll ask the questions and you tell me the answers. I'll then let you know if you are right or WRONG. I'm in a bad mood so check your thin skin at the door. To guide you a bit, I've given today's questions a difficulty rating on a scale of 10. Questions: 1. What do you call illicit sex if it is 25% better than average (2)? 2. In terms of mass appeal, who is the most attractive famous person in America (5)? 3. Who is Michael Jackson's all time favorite NBA player and why (9.9)? 4. Speaking of Michael, now that his trial is over, what celebrity and accomplice tandem will be on trial next for child molestation (4)? 5. What does TD really drink (4)? 360865[/snapback] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OGTEleven Posted June 17, 2005 Author Share Posted June 17, 2005 1) illiciter2) McLaughlin 3) Richard Hamilton, Detroit Pistons. His best Christmass present ever "A Michael Jackson doll with the 'Beat It' jacket." 4) Penn & Teller 5) JP Morgan 361200[/snapback] 1. Your thought process on #1 is lacking. WRONG!!!! 2. Don't kiss up to the host. WRONG!!!!! 3. Ever since the Pistons ruined the whole Pacers season I can't consider them. WRONG!!!! 4. Are they already out? WRONG!!!!! 5. From the Gong Show? WRONG!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OGTEleven Posted June 17, 2005 Author Share Posted June 17, 2005 1. Deep Throat 2. Hillary Duff 3. Dennis Johnson; didn't he also have a case of Vitalego (sp) ? 4. Penn and Teller 5. Utica Club 361208[/snapback] 1. That old guy and you? Gross! WRONG!!!!! 2. Who is Hillary Duff? WRONG!!!!! 3. Don't EVER make the host look up words. I stopped doing that after someone answered bukkake. WRONG!!!!! 4. Are they out already? Wrong!!! 5. WRONG!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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