RVJ Posted June 2, 2005 Share Posted June 2, 2005 http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=...movies_eo/16666 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark VI Posted June 2, 2005 Share Posted June 2, 2005 Good Lord, he's 58. What's he going to fight ? The evil foreign oppressors of Botox ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nanker Posted June 2, 2005 Share Posted June 2, 2005 He's going to go after Flavor Flav fo' sleepin' wif his B word! YO! Bridgette!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dib Posted June 2, 2005 Share Posted June 2, 2005 He'll have special weapons- 1. kevlar depends 2. heat seeking dentu-grip 3. stealth viagara Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RVJ Posted June 2, 2005 Author Share Posted June 2, 2005 Good Lord, he's 58. What's he going to fight ? The evil foreign oppressors of Botox ? 349398[/snapback] I wish I was in half the shape that he his. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CoachChuckDickerson Posted June 2, 2005 Share Posted June 2, 2005 I willed this to happen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crap Throwing Monkey Posted June 2, 2005 Share Posted June 2, 2005 Nu Image is also developing a Stallone script on the life of famed poet Edgar Allen Poe. Stallone also plans to direct the film. (Quoth the raven: "Yo!") Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theesir Posted June 2, 2005 Share Posted June 2, 2005 Though he's "assimilated into the tapestry of America," workplace stress forces Rambo to leave the big city and move his family to the boonies. Their lives are upended however by white supremacists unhappy about a part-Navajo man moving into the area. When the racists take Rambo's 10-year-old daughter hostage, dad is forced back into action to rescue her. It looks as if they have already written the synopsis that will appear of the back cover of the DVD as this one bypasses the Theater and goes straight to video. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark VI Posted June 2, 2005 Share Posted June 2, 2005 349503[/snapback] Leno had a good line years back. Stallone and Arnold are doing a new adventure movie together called " Duh " . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeF Posted June 2, 2005 Share Posted June 2, 2005 Don't forget the Geritol and Metamucil. In scene 6, Rambo was headed out to save the world but forgot his trifocals. In scene 7, he meets 91 year old Mark Felt -- they swap dentures and stories about being contra-status quo. In scene 8-Rambo just plain forgets who the hell he is.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
\GoBillsInDallas/ Posted June 2, 2005 Share Posted June 2, 2005 Oh, great, the "white supremacists bad guys" again. Remember "The Sum of All Fears", when they replaced the middle easterners with "white supremacists" to in order be oh-so-P.C.? They took a great book and turned it into a cartoon movie. With all of the post-9/11 stuff, you think that they could come up with a better villian. At least the first Rambo movie had "real" people in it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan III Posted June 2, 2005 Share Posted June 2, 2005 http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=...movies_eo/16666 349392[/snapback] Rambo IV: Rambo hunts racists.... Rambo V: Rambo hunts car thieves... Rambo VI: Rambo hunts jaywalkers... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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