Boxcar Posted May 1, 2021 Share Posted May 1, 2021 Just now, IronMaidenBills said: Unsportsmanlike conduct, taunting. I’m sure the ground crew would hate it after a TD celebration. Forget teaching it how to catch a football, that guy has a cannon. Just give it the ball and make the receivers piss it off. It will chuck 80 yard passes while stiff arming 3 or 4 pass rushers 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buffalo716 Posted May 1, 2021 Share Posted May 1, 2021 4 minutes ago, Boxcar said: Problem with silverbacks is you'd have to somehow ensure it didn't just kill anyone who tried to tackle it. That's honestly perfect. It's a gladiator sport Might as well die with some honor doing their job. The gladiators did kill silverback gorillas.. So if Kiko Alonso gets his arm ripped off.. hes just a wimp Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milanos Milano Posted May 1, 2021 Author Share Posted May 1, 2021 (edited) 2 minutes ago, Boxcar said: Forget teaching it how to catch a football, that guy has a cannon. Just give it the ball and make the receivers piss it off. It will chuck 80 yard passes while stiff arming 3 or 4 pass rushers Jon Gruden has entered the chat room. Edited May 1, 2021 by IronMaidenBills Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sirebors Posted May 1, 2021 Share Posted May 1, 2021 48 minutes ago, mathja said: Technically, this started after round three ended. I’m pretty sure that a jellyfish would be a useless animal when it comes to playing in an NFL game. Don’tcha think? Technically aren't there 7 rounds in the 2021 NFL draft. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boxcar Posted May 1, 2021 Share Posted May 1, 2021 Just now, Buffalo716 said: That's honestly perfect. It's a gladiator sport Might as well die with some honor doing their job. The gladiators did kill silverback gorillas.. So if Kiko Alonso gets his arm ripped off.. hes just a wimp As the Vikings say...your fate is already decided by the (football) gods. Literal Vikings, not the football team. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arm of Harm Posted May 1, 2021 Share Posted May 1, 2021 11 minutes ago, Buffalo716 said: I'm sure a gorilla can catch. Good luck trying to tackle that silverback This is exactly why you need a Siberian Tiger on defense! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boxcar Posted May 1, 2021 Share Posted May 1, 2021 49 minutes ago, mathja said: Technically, this started after round three ended. I’m pretty sure that a jellyfish would be a useless animal when it comes to playing in an NFL game. Don’tcha think? I dunno. If you splayed out a Man o' War at mid field, you could just stop any potential home run via instant paralysis. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milanos Milano Posted May 1, 2021 Author Share Posted May 1, 2021 Just now, Arm of Harm said: This is exactly why you need a Siberian Tiger on defense! Bengals have tried that no longer than an hour ago. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boxcar Posted May 1, 2021 Share Posted May 1, 2021 1 minute ago, Arm of Harm said: This is exactly why you need a Siberian Tiger on defense! Dude, a tiger would have no chance against a gorilla Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buffalo716 Posted May 1, 2021 Share Posted May 1, 2021 Just now, Boxcar said: As the Vikings say...your fate is already decided by the (football) gods. Literal Vikings, not the football team. Losing team goes to Valhalla 1 minute ago, Arm of Harm said: This is exactly why you need a Siberian Tiger on defense! There would just be so much blood on the field 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milanos Milano Posted May 1, 2021 Author Share Posted May 1, 2021 1 minute ago, Buffalo716 said: Losing team goes to Valhalla There would just be so much blood on the field Again, the grounds crew is just going to hate the idea. 0/10 would not recommend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boxcar Posted May 1, 2021 Share Posted May 1, 2021 1 minute ago, IronMaidenBills said: Again, the grounds crew is just going to hate the idea. 0/10 would not recommend. Going to Valhalla or soaking the field in blood? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buffalo716 Posted May 1, 2021 Share Posted May 1, 2021 Just now, IronMaidenBills said: Again, the grounds crew is just going to hate the idea. 0/10 would not recommend. Make the grounds crew prisoners. Then they have no choice . And it builds spirit! At the end of the game. Prisoner could fight the gorilla mano a mano .. winner gets its freedom Because this is America Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milanos Milano Posted May 1, 2021 Author Share Posted May 1, 2021 2 minutes ago, Boxcar said: Going to Valhalla or soaking the field in blood? Definitely blood on the field. Terry’s not going to like the new turf costs every week. 6 minutes ago, Buffalo716 said: Make the grounds crew prisoners. Then they have no choice . And it builds spirit! At the end of the game. Prisoner could fight the gorilla mano a mano .. winner gets its freedom Because this is America Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buffalo716 Posted May 1, 2021 Share Posted May 1, 2021 4 minutes ago, IronMaidenBills said: Definitely blood on the field. Terry’s not going to like the new turf costs every week. The ponies beat the sooner schooner Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milanos Milano Posted May 1, 2021 Author Share Posted May 1, 2021 1 minute ago, Buffalo716 said: The ponies beat the sooner schooner So much raw power. Wonder what the RAS is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buffalo716 Posted May 1, 2021 Share Posted May 1, 2021 Just now, IronMaidenBills said: So much raw power. Wonder what the RAS is. Ask the chick it whiplashed Just now, Pbomb said: Wasn’t air bud a golden receiver, don’t remember if that movie was based on a true story or not though I already said that dude! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boxcar Posted May 1, 2021 Share Posted May 1, 2021 6 minutes ago, Buffalo716 said: The ponies beat the sooner schooner That bend and ankle flex 😍 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milanos Milano Posted May 1, 2021 Author Share Posted May 1, 2021 (edited) Seriously though, who tf would want to try and tackle this? The closing speed on the silverback is just incredible, just train it to go after Brady lol 5 minutes ago, Boxcar said: That bend and ankle flex 😍 Beasley is good, but I mean come on, just look at that route running. Edited May 1, 2021 by IronMaidenBills Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milanos Milano Posted May 1, 2021 Author Share Posted May 1, 2021 1 hour ago, mathja said: beak deflections. but then they would have to deal with Allen’s fastball! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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