Nick in RaChaCha Posted March 11, 2005 Share Posted March 11, 2005 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nick in RaChaCha Posted March 11, 2005 Author Share Posted March 11, 2005 And yes I know it is Friday! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alaska Darin Posted March 11, 2005 Share Posted March 11, 2005 271137[/snapback] Why didn't you do it on Thursday? Thursday! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nick in RaChaCha Posted March 11, 2005 Author Share Posted March 11, 2005 Why didn't you do it on Thursday? 271141[/snapback] I was busy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted March 11, 2005 Share Posted March 11, 2005 Nick--- How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? --Sincerely, Hedgehog in PA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CoachChuckDickerson Posted March 11, 2005 Share Posted March 11, 2005 I posted this yesterday and did not care for Darin's advice, as his told me what to in order to prevent the situation. That didn't help. Maybe a true expert will have so real advice Pop quiz hot shot. After 3 days of constipation you finally get some relief. Unfortunately when this happens you do not have home court advantage, you are at work. You make a mad dash for the handicap stall because you know you are going to need the extra room. After 5 minutes of child birth like pain you drop something that looks like it came out of Andre the giant. You know there is no way in hell that thing is going to flush. You probably only have minutes if not seconds before somebody else walks in and identifies you by your shoes. What do you do? WHAT DO YOU DO?!?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nick in RaChaCha Posted March 11, 2005 Author Share Posted March 11, 2005 I posted this yesterday and did not care for Darin's advice, as his told me what to in order to prevent the situation. That didn't help. Maybe a true expert will have so real advice Pop quiz hot shot. After 3 days of constipation you finally get some relief. Unfortunately when this happens you do not have home court advantage, you are at work. You make a mad dash for the handicap stall because you know you are going to need the extra room. After 5 minutes of child birth like pain you drop something that looks like it came out of Andre the giant. You know there is no way in hell that thing is going to flush. You probably only have minutes if not seconds before somebody else walks in and identifies you by your shoes. What do you do? WHAT DO YOU DO?!?! 271159[/snapback] Easy, My advice is wipe once... pull up you pants and dash to the next stall. (do not flush!) once safely in position take your time (a bad wipe job will ruin your whole day!) Now if someone comes into the mens room while you are still their... simply say "(insert the name of someone you don't like) I'm glad you came back... you forgot to flush ... and it stinks!)" The guy who came in will say... I'm not (insert name)... You can then say "Oh, never mind!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
***PetrinoInAlbany*** Posted March 11, 2005 Share Posted March 11, 2005 We park in DRIVEways, and we drive on PARKways... Why is that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nick in RaChaCha Posted March 11, 2005 Author Share Posted March 11, 2005 My one question is done... And I thought it was a good one! More later Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted March 11, 2005 Share Posted March 11, 2005 Why didn't you do it on Thursday? Thursday! 271141[/snapback] HaHaHaHaHaHaHaHa!!!!! Nick's rule expressly state one question only! You blew it buddy. One question only in this thread, that's the number one rule. What's the matter with you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marv's Neighbor Posted March 11, 2005 Share Posted March 11, 2005 We park in DRIVEways, and we drive on PARKways... Why is that? 271199[/snapback] Why do they call asteroids, ASTEROIDS and hemorrhoids, HEMORRHOIDS, shouldn't they be reversed??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alaska Darin Posted March 11, 2005 Share Posted March 11, 2005 HaHaHaHaHaHaHaHa!!!!! Nick's rule expressly state one question only! You blew it buddy. One question only in this thread, that's the number one rule. What's the matter with you? 271218[/snapback] I only asked one question. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted March 11, 2005 Share Posted March 11, 2005 I only asked one question. 271232[/snapback] Yeah but it was lame. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alaska Darin Posted March 11, 2005 Share Posted March 11, 2005 Yeah but it was lame. 271237[/snapback] Gee, sorry. Didn't realize my "little voice" had died and used his will to make you editor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nick in RaChaCha Posted March 11, 2005 Author Share Posted March 11, 2005 Stop fighting you two... Actually, what I ment was that I only had time to answer one question today! Not, one question from everyone. I picked the "My ass exploded in a stall question because it was funny" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted March 11, 2005 Share Posted March 11, 2005 Gee, sorry. Didn't realize my "little voice" had died and used his will to make you editor. 271242[/snapback] But don't you see the irony? I asked my question while chastising you for oh crap, fergitaboudit! I had the farkin rule wrong anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alaska Darin Posted March 11, 2005 Share Posted March 11, 2005 But don't you see the irony? I asked my question while chastising you foroh crap, fergitaboudit! I had the farkin rule wrong anyway. 271256[/snapback] I know. I'm just funnin' (and post whoring ). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted March 11, 2005 Share Posted March 11, 2005 I know. I'm just funnin' (and post whoring ). 271259[/snapback] Yours was alot better than Nick's. He's lost it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alaska Darin Posted March 11, 2005 Share Posted March 11, 2005 Yours was alot better than Nick's. He's lost it. 271289[/snapback] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nick in RaChaCha Posted March 11, 2005 Author Share Posted March 11, 2005 Yours was alot better than Nick's. He's lost it. 271289[/snapback] That my friend gets you banned from all future FATs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alaska Darin Posted March 11, 2005 Share Posted March 11, 2005 That my friend gets you banned from all future FATs 271302[/snapback] Or FaF's, if Nick can't get off his arse on the proper day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted March 11, 2005 Share Posted March 11, 2005 That my friend gets you banned from all future FATs 271302[/snapback] I hope you have to change the most God Awful diaper tonight! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tux of Borg Posted March 11, 2005 Share Posted March 11, 2005 Will John Stamos get a restraining order against stevetojan? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted March 11, 2005 Share Posted March 11, 2005 Where's my damned answer? Darin's a better answer-guy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve From Roch Posted March 12, 2005 Share Posted March 12, 2005 That my friend gets you banned from all future FATs 271302[/snapback] Nick, Glad your back at FAT. Looking forward to next week! I'm only posting this so my wife (Christina) can see my avatar. She seems to think mine will be similar to yours. Ha mine is much better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluenews Posted March 12, 2005 Share Posted March 12, 2005 how do mirrors work???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BILLS4LIFE Posted March 12, 2005 Share Posted March 12, 2005 Why do clocks tick? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hogboy Swine Posted March 12, 2005 Share Posted March 12, 2005 Have you stopped beating your wife? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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