BradRiter Posted March 4, 2005 Share Posted March 4, 2005 Hey, it's Brad Riter from WGR. I just posted a new "mailbag" on our website and, since there are so many amusing posts here daily, I thought maybe you could help me with this. http://www.wgr550.com/column.php?id=0066 Here's the part of the article I want help with. Richard writes: I’m glad I don’t have to listen to your sarcastic, holier than thou attitude every morning. You think you are the be all, end all sports authority. HA!!!!!!!!!!! You are a spoiled punk and a jerk on top of it. The fact that you have to talk about super hero abilities on sports talk radio speaks volumes. All you have is an attitude. You were probably a nothing but a bully in your grade school days. Here’s an idea for your fan poll...let the listeners vote on who among you has a clue about sports. (PS Be sure not to include your name on the list.) I am sick of your smugness. The most casual of listeners has more to bring to the table than you will ever have. Your smug attitude of self importance makes me want to puke. I don’t know where to begin. It’s almost like this guy doesn’t enjoy my show. Here’s what I’ll do. I’ll open this up to others. We’ll do a little role playing here. Often, I ask listeners to “put yourself in Tom Donahoe’s shoes.” Not this time. Put yourself in my shoes. Respond to this e-mail as if you were me, send it to brad@wgr550.com with the subject line “Dear Richard” and I’ll replace this reply with the best submission(s.) This will be fun. Ignore it if you'd like, but this could be fun. If you want to write in to rip me, go ahead. I can take it. Thanks for your time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buffalomike Posted March 4, 2005 Share Posted March 4, 2005 The ability to fly is the obvious choice by the way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mile High Posted March 4, 2005 Share Posted March 4, 2005 One more cowbell needed for this thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark VI Posted March 4, 2005 Share Posted March 4, 2005 You encourage smack from people who are borderline droolers ? What does that say about the audience you attract ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alaska Darin Posted March 4, 2005 Share Posted March 4, 2005 You encourage smack from people who are boderline droolers ? What does that say about the audience you attract ? 263217[/snapback] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GG Posted March 4, 2005 Share Posted March 4, 2005 You encourage smack from people who are boderline droolers ? What does that say about the audience you attract ? 263217[/snapback] Especially since most of the droolers here are out of the Arbitron ratings area of WNY? Besides, janitors in Buffalo don't know how to use computers to respond to emails. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BradRiter Posted March 4, 2005 Author Share Posted March 4, 2005 You encourage smack from people who are boderline droolers ? What does that say about the audience you attract ? 263217[/snapback] It mostly just says that I can handle it. I'm not worried. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VABills Posted March 4, 2005 Share Posted March 4, 2005 You encourage smack from people who are boderline droolers ? What does that say about the audience you attract ? 263217[/snapback] Not sure where boderline is. Can you please explain? Does this have anything to do with stock picks? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark VI Posted March 4, 2005 Share Posted March 4, 2005 Not sure where boderline is. Can you please explain? Does this have anything to do with stock picks? 263234[/snapback] Thanks Tom. I corrected my mistake. Back to drooling. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VABills Posted March 4, 2005 Share Posted March 4, 2005 Thanks Tom. I corrected my mistake. Back to drooling. 263242[/snapback] Where is the Mensa monster these days? I haven't seen him in awhile. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alaska Darin Posted March 4, 2005 Share Posted March 4, 2005 Where is the Mensa monster these days? I haven't seen him in awhile. 263246[/snapback] Maybe he finally tipped over from bearing the weight of his bulbous cranium. Or he went on vacation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GG Posted March 4, 2005 Share Posted March 4, 2005 Or he went on vacation. 263295[/snapback] Where to? Easter Island? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alaska Darin Posted March 4, 2005 Share Posted March 4, 2005 Where to? Easter Island? 263305[/snapback] NICE. I was thinking Stone Henge - you know, so his planetary sized melon wouldn't seem so out of place. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
its only real shh Posted March 5, 2005 Share Posted March 5, 2005 Damn, thats funny. An open invitation to a come one come all "rip me" party. Most people enjoy not gettin dissed, this man invites it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tux of Borg Posted March 5, 2005 Share Posted March 5, 2005 Damn, thats funny. An open invitation to a come one come all "rip me" party. Most people enjoy not gettin dissed, this man invites it. 263315[/snapback] Pretty sad when a radio personality has to start their own LAMP (post). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BradRiter Posted March 5, 2005 Author Share Posted March 5, 2005 Pretty sad when a radio personality has to start their own LAMP (post). 264017[/snapback] Why is that sad? I'm not sad. I'm happy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IDBillzFan Posted March 5, 2005 Share Posted March 5, 2005 Hey Brad...long time listener, first time caller here. We would be very pleased to offer up a good butt-reaming of the guy who sent you that email, but you should know many of us are out of practice with this sort of thing. It's the kindler, gentler TSW, and we don't rip on morons anymore. We ignore them. On the other hand, you seem to have a challenge on your hands, so I've struggled to dip into my clever retorts memory bank to at least give you some options. Remember, it's been a while, so be patient. (1) "I know you are, but what am I?" (2) "I'm rubber, you're glue. Whatever you say bounces off me and sticks on you." (3)"Your mother." (4) "Up your nose with a rubber hose." (5) "If you'd have just shut your piehole and not created so many boasting threads, then maybe your team would have not been swept in the World Series." (6) "LMAO At You, Assclown, and your pathetic attempt at even remotely understanding the concept of radio." (7) "Why do you even listen to this station, you Pathetic Teem Swapping Whore?" (8) "Am I the only one who doesn't give a crap about how you feel about nice, fat people?" Anyway, those are the ones that come to mind. Like I said...it's been a while. Maybe others here can remember some of the oldies but goodies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Jokeman Posted March 5, 2005 Share Posted March 5, 2005 LABillzFan, He wants you to e-mail the reply. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guffalo Posted March 5, 2005 Share Posted March 5, 2005 Richard, You ignorant slut...... I don't recall being a bully while I was in gradeschool, However, I'm sure you cowered and gave up your lunch money to even the most feeble of foes. Perhaps you should follow up on those GED courses and make a life for yourself rather than attempting to battle with someone with far superior talent and command of facilities like myself. A mind is a terrible thing to waste, shame on you. Brad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheMadCap Posted March 6, 2005 Share Posted March 6, 2005 Where is the Mensa monster these days? I haven't seen him in awhile. 263246[/snapback] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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