I feel a little song coming on....nods to Elmo and Patty

[Hapless Bills Fan]

(to the tune of Grandma Got Run Over By a Reindeer by Elmo and Patty)

 

Rexie got run over by a Dolphin
Driving from New Era Christmas Eve
You can say there's no such thing as Santa
But all the little Bills Fans, we believe.
He'd been drinking too much Koolaid
And Rob begged him not to go
But he forgot to count "eleven"
and he staggered out the door into the snow
When we found him Christmas morning
At the scene of the attack
He had Herring on his forehead
And incriminating fin-marks on his back

Rexie got run over by a Dolphin
Driving from New Era Christmas Eve
You can say there's no such thing as Santa
But all the little Bills Fans, we believe.

All the tattoo artists worry
Will Rex visit next their shop?
Can they just tattoo a Rainbow
Instead of reprised jersey color swaps?
We’ve warned all the airline pilots
Better watch your W&B
Rob’s gone too, they’ll both be leaving
To a team that can enjoy their skills on D

Rexie got run over by a Dolphin
Driving from New Era Christmas Eve
You can say there's no such thing as Santa
But all the little Bills Fans, we believe.

Now we're all so proud of ALynn
He's been taking this so well
Writing EJ in his game plan
Drinking beer and wondering who’ll be next to go
Now Whales job is on the table
EJ's hoping for some luck
And we all can't help but wonder
Will Rex change the Bills-themed wrap or sell his truck?

Rexie got run over by a Dolphin
Driving from New Era Christmas Eve
You can say there's no such thing as Santa
But all the little Bills Fans, we believe.

 

 

(c'mon mods, be a sport, don't stuff this at the end of an existing umpteen page thread)

[CowgirlsFan]

(to the tune of Grandma Got Run Over By a Reindeer by Elmo and Patty)

 

Rexie got run over by a Dolphin

Driving from New Era Christmas Eve

You can say there's no such thing as Santa

But all the little Bills Fans, we believe.

He'd been drinking too much Koolaid

And Rob begged him not to go

But he forgot to count "eleven"

and he staggered out the door into the snow

When we found him Christmas morning

At the scene of the attack

He had Herring on his forehead

And incriminating fin-marks on his back

Rexie got run over by a Dolphin

Driving from New Era Christmas Eve

You can say there's no such thing as Santa

But all the little Bills Fans, we believe.

All the tattoo artists worry

Will Rex visit next their shop?

Can they just tattoo a Rainbow

Instead of reprised jersey color swaps?

We’ve warned all the airline pilots

Better watch your W&B

Rob’s gone too, they’ll both be leaving

To a team that can enjoy their skills on D

Rexie got run over by a Dolphin

Driving from New Era Christmas Eve

You can say there's no such thing as Santa

But all the little Bills Fans, we believe.

Now we're all so proud of ALynn

He's been taking this so well

Writing EJ in his game plan

Drinking beer and wondering who’ll be next to go

Now Whales job is on the table

EJ's hoping for some luck

And we all can't help but wonder

Will Rex change the Bills-themed wrap or sell his truck?

Rexie got run over by a Dolphin

Driving from New Era Christmas Eve

You can say there's no such thing as Santa

But all the little Bills Fans, we believe.

 

 

(c'mon mods, be a sport, don't stuff this at the end of an existing umpteen page thread)

HILARIOUS just HILARIOUS

[KDIGGZ]

Worthless without a video of you singing it while drinking a 6 pack

[CowgirlsFan]

It'd be even funnier it was after the 6 pack.

Edited December 27, 2016 by CowgirlsFan

[Hapless Bills Fan]

HILARIOUS just HILARIOUS

 

Thanks

[major]

Pure genius

[Hapless Bills Fan]

Pure genius

 

Thanks! I write it while Shout!boxing about the Rex firing.

Worthless without a video of you singing it while drinking a 6 pack

 

Bah humbug

[Hammered a Lot]

👍😂