Deranged Rhino Posted September 24, 2014 Share Posted September 24, 2014 Googlebot initially said a tattoo of a UFO on the part of your brain that controls child like imagination then laughed and decided it should be a tattoo of the entire screenplay Independence Day on your rectum and all contiguous parts because you said all of your organs are for crap. It is only the third time I have ever heard the bot bust a gut. :lol: I'm in. Next time I'm probed by the visitors, it'll give them something interesting to read. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted September 24, 2014 Share Posted September 24, 2014 Googlebot added a choice. The unicorn on your spleen is still an offer. In addition there is another option which I feel is NSFW but involves 2 unicorns simulating something unmentionable every time you move. It also potentially could create more spleen juice although I think that is an unfounded concern and a risk I am willing for you to take. What is my spleen good for? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deranged Rhino Posted September 24, 2014 Share Posted September 24, 2014 What is my spleen good for? Absolutely Nothing. HUH! GOOD GAWD! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4merper4mer Posted September 24, 2014 Author Share Posted September 24, 2014 What is my spleen good for? Look it up Sue. For Pete's sake you live with a friggin Googlebot half the time. Just ask him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted September 24, 2014 Share Posted September 24, 2014 Look it up Sue. For Pete's sake you live with a friggin Googlebot half the time. Just ask him. Your response is filled with venom and bile. I no longer am interested in taking part in your "study." Good day sir, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4merper4mer Posted September 24, 2014 Author Share Posted September 24, 2014 :lol: I'm in. Next time I'm probed by the visitors, it'll give them something interesting to read. Dude that's a good point. It will give away the secret way we will defeat them via an implausible virus implanted into their remarkably earth like operating system which then shuts down every one of their spaceships and allows drunk crazy people to fly straight up into their main weapon. If they read the transcript we are screwed not to mention they will know where area 51 is right from the get-go. I am going to ask the Googlebot for another tattoo option so that we can all remain safe. I'll get back to you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4merper4mer Posted September 24, 2014 Author Share Posted September 24, 2014 Your response is filled with venom and bile. I no longer am interested in taking part in your "study." Good day sir, I will take this as nullification of your potential 5% interest. Bad news: In case it has recently felt like two unicorns are humping your spleen that is because Sammy already performed the procedure on you three weeks ago while you were passed on on cough syrup. Even though your reply was rude I still care about you so see a doctor if you see any spleen juice. If you can't find a doc find Sammy. He said he could quarterize it any time. I'm sure Ginny will even give you a Werther's to distract you for the process. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cugalabanza Posted September 24, 2014 Share Posted September 24, 2014 I will take this as nullification of your potential 5% interest. Bad news: In case it has recently felt like two unicorns are humping your spleen that is because Sammy already performed the procedure on you three weeks ago while you were passed on on cough syrup. Even though your reply was rude I still care about you so see a doctor if you see any spleen juice. If you can't find a doc find Sammy. He said he could quarterize it any time. I'm sure Ginny will even give you a Werther's to distract you for the process. I dig the way you guys do business. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bbb Posted September 26, 2014 Share Posted September 26, 2014 Somebody wrote a book about this internal tattoo ****: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deranged Rhino Posted September 26, 2014 Share Posted September 26, 2014 Oh man, Crayons' lawyer is going to have a field day with Mr. Boyle's trademark infringement lawsuit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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