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A DWI would ya?


Just Jack

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My wife was sober, oddly enough.

 

I had to threaten her with an ocean full of sharks to get her to say yes (at least, the way she tells it.)

 

My wife did pick me up at a bar, says I was the one stand that never went away. She claims I asked her out twice at this bar when I was too hammered for her to consider saying yes, and she still had a boyfriend the first time. She says that one fateful night that she went to the bar feeling frisky but was looking for that drunk (and cute) guy that asked her out a few times! I was there, and we did like 8 shots of tequila together and went home together that night.

 

Funny thing was, that was like 9 1/2 years ago, and we actually lived in the same apartment complex and did not know it, she had a very short walk of shame that morning and even got to puke in her own toilet.

 

I think she was drunker than I was when we actually got married a little over 7 years ago.

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