Bullwinkle gets a piece

[Beerball]

http://www.9news.com/news/sidetracks/339463/337/Amorous-moose-falls-for-Grand-Lake-statue-

[Lurker]

Funny that it's a male moose he coming on to. I think he needs a few more talks with dad.

 

Or how about this one from the same news source:

 

http://www.9news.com/news/article/111490/337/Woman-injured-in-sex-toy-mishap?odyssey=obinsite

 

 

Ouch!

[BuffaloBill]

http://www.9news.com/news/sidetracks/339463/337/Amorous-moose-falls-for-Grand-Lake-statue-

 

Nothing like a moose in love....

[ExiledInIllinois]

Now you did it... I can't get the lyrics to Kaw-Liga outta my head!

 

"Kaw-Liga, was a wooden Indian standing by the door

He fell in love with an Indian maid over in the antique store

Kaw-Liga, just stood there and never let it show

So she could never answer yes or no

 

He always wore his Sunday feathers and held a Tomahawk

The maiden wore her beads and braids and hoped someday he'd talk

Kaw-Liga, too stubborn to ever show a sign

Because his heart was made of knotty pine

 

Poor ol' Kaw-Liga, he never got a kiss

Poor ol' Kaw-Liga, he don't know what he missed

Is it any wonder that his face is red

Kaw-Liga, that poor ol' wooden head

 

Kaw-Liga was a lonely Indian, never went nowhere

His heart was set on the Indian maiden with the coal black hair

Kaw-Liga just stood there and never let it show

So she could never answer yes or no

 

Then one day a wealthy customer bought the Indian maid

And took her, oh, so far away but ol' Kaw-Liga stayed

Kaw-Liga, just stands there as lonely as can be

And wishes he was still an old pine tree

 

Poor ol' Kaw-Liga, he never got a kiss

Poor ol' Kaw-Liga, he don't know what he missed

Is it any wonder that his face is red

Kaw-Liga, that poor ol' wooden head"