\GoBillsInDallas/ Posted March 14, 2012 Share Posted March 14, 2012 I went to our family doctor's office this morning to fill out some additional forms regarding our insurance provider change. They found out about the errors after I had my physical at their office last week. While I'm filling out the forms, our family doctor (42-year-old female, about 5'-3") walks in and says that the results from the blood work came back and everything is fine. She told me to keep up the good work regarding exercise and diet. Then she says, "Actually, you're in excellent physical shape...for a man your age." The little b*tch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Jack Posted March 14, 2012 Share Posted March 14, 2012 No fair mentioning age and height without pics. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DDD Posted March 14, 2012 Share Posted March 14, 2012 How old are you dawg? If you're 60 and look like 50 then that's looking good for your age. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted March 14, 2012 Share Posted March 14, 2012 My doctor came back with my blood work and said: "You're going to live forever! This is the best lab work I've ever seen!" He said "Let's try taking you off your Cholesterol Meds and re-test you in 30 days." Thirty days later: "Ok, we need you to stay on your meds." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JÂy RÛßeÒ Posted March 14, 2012 Share Posted March 14, 2012 I went to our family doctor's office this morning to fill out some additional forms regarding our insurance provider change. They found out about the errors after I had my physical at their office last week. While I'm filling out the forms, our family doctor (42-year-old female, about 5'-3") walks in and says that the results from the blood work came back and everything is fine. She told me to keep up the good work regarding exercise and diet. Then she says, "Actually, you're in excellent physical shape...for a man your age." The little b*tch. Is she cute? Can we get her to do Mario Williams' hernia check? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
birdog1960 Posted March 14, 2012 Share Posted March 14, 2012 (edited) I went to our family doctor's office this morning to fill out some additional forms regarding our insurance provider change. They found out about the errors after I had my physical at their office last week. While I'm filling out the forms, our family doctor (42-year-old female, about 5'-3") walks in and says that the results from the blood work came back and everything is fine. She told me to keep up the good work regarding exercise and diet. Then she says, "Actually, you're in excellent physical shape...for a man your age." The little b*tch. did she recommend a testosterone test? yup, bet that's why you're pi$$ed. Edited March 14, 2012 by birdog1960 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted March 14, 2012 Share Posted March 14, 2012 How old are you dawg? If you're 60 and look like 50 then that's looking good for your age. I have a friend who is 62. When people has how old he is he tells them 70. They all say "wow, you look good for your age." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramius Posted March 14, 2012 Share Posted March 14, 2012 Is she cute? Can we get her to do Mario Williams' hernia check? Ground up and in the freezer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dib Posted March 15, 2012 Share Posted March 15, 2012 My doctor said I was overweight so I told him I wanted a second opinion, he said: "You're ugly too" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tennesseeboy Posted March 15, 2012 Share Posted March 15, 2012 girlfriend went to doc and he told she had acute angina....I said "Hell..her boobs aren't bad either!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
birdog1960 Posted March 15, 2012 Share Posted March 15, 2012 girlfriend went to doc and he told she had acute angina....I said "Hell..her boobs aren't bad either!" know i shouldn't but i am. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Blizzard Posted March 18, 2012 Share Posted March 18, 2012 My doctor said I was overweight so I told him I wanted a second opinion, he said: "You're ugly too" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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