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Theismann brilliance.....as evidenced


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"Take Buffalo and Willis McGahee. Buffalo has become a better running team BECAUSE of the running back."

 

REALLY??????????? Buffalo must have some pretty friggin NUTTY coaching methods to pull THIS off........

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LOL, I'm sorry I stopped watching the game now.

 

Have they said anything about how great the running backs are because "they keep moving their feet"? I really think that's their favorite thing to say on ESPN's NFL broadcasts.

 

Oh, and when they aren't moving their feet it's because they have patience. They praise that too.

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LOL, I'm sorry I stopped watching the game now.

 

Have they said anything about how great the running backs are because "they keep moving their feet"?  I really think that's their favorite thing to say on ESPN's NFL broadcasts.

 

Oh, and when they aren't moving their feet it's because they have patience.  They praise that too.

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I'm pretty sure they were just about to get to the "moving their feet" part when all three of them realized Theismann was a dumbasss and they should just move on like nothing happened. I was so dumbfounded by Theismann's quote that I was distracted from my online poker game and lost out on a nice pot.....DAMNNNNNNN him!!!!

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actually he didnt mean that at all...it was a debate about what has more impact on running. the o-line or the back?...in Denver's case its the o-line, but in Buffalo's case it was the RB who made the difference not changes in the o-line.

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Yeah, the Bills Oline hasn't improved at all this year. ;)

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actually he didnt mean that at all...it was a debate about what has more impact on running. the o-line or the back?...in Denver's case its the o-line, but in Buffalo's case it was the RB who made the difference not changes in the o-line.

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Can't we make fun of the guy without someone fuggin it up anymore????

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"Take Buffalo and Willis McGahee. Buffalo has become a better running team BECAUSE of the running back." 

 

REALLY???????????  Buffalo must have some pretty friggin NUTTY coaching methods to pull THIS off........

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Theismann would get better use out of his brain cells if he rubbed both of them together and started a fire.

 

But hey...we've got ICE and BF, CBS has Terry Bradshaw, ESPN has Joe Theismann...there's one in every crowd...

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Theismann would get better use out of his brain cells if he rubbed both of them together and started a fire.

 

But hey...we've got ICE and BF, CBS has Terry Bradshaw, ESPN has Joe Theismann...there's one in every crowd...

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Tom check your math sure TB and JT have two brain cells each but even ICE and BF together dont have that many ;)

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Theismann would get better use out of his brain cells if he rubbed both of them together and started a fire.

 

But hey...we've got ICE and BF, CBS has Terry Bradshaw, ESPN has Joe Theismann...there's one in every crowd...

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But wait, according to you, we have two. How lucky! ;)

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Theismann would get better use out of his brain cells if he rubbed both of them together and started a fire.

 

But hey...we've got ICE and BF, CBS has Terry Bradshaw, ESPN has Joe Theismann...there's one in every crowd...

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but that means we are blessed with twice our quota! ;)

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but that means we are blessed with twice our quota!  ;)

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kinda in the same way someone on Valtrex is "blessed" with two herpetic outbreaks a year instead of just one?

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Tom check your math  sure TB and JT have two brain cells each but even ICE and BF together dont have that many  ;)

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You're taking me too literally. Really, to normal humans with the requisite amount of gray matter - or even to most of us, for that matter - is there that measureable a difference between having two brain cells and having none? ;)

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You're taking me too literally.  Really, to normal humans with the requisite amount of gray matter - or even to most of us, for that matter - is there that measureable a difference between having two brain cells and having none?  ;)

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I want to see what happens if we actually TELL Theismann the whole "rubbing them together to start a fire" theory..........that might be VEDDY, VEDDY interestink

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I want to see what happens if we actually TELL Theismann the whole "rubbing them together to start a fire" theory..........that might be VEDDY, VEDDY  interestink

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"Hey...that's a really good idea! You must be a genius like Norman Einstein!"

 

You know you're pretty friggin' dumb when Paul McGuire laughs at you...

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