Last Guy on the Bench Posted June 7, 2011 Share Posted June 7, 2011 If you've ever had to go through 5 layers of clothing just to get to your wiener for a piss, you just might be a Bills fan. I was at the Ralph a few years ago in December. Standing at the troughs at halftime, the bathroom packed as usual, and this big fat guy next to me, after rooting around through the crotch layers for a couple of minutes, says, "I know it was there when I left the house this morning." The whole bathroom cracked up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EL ROOKO Posted June 10, 2011 Share Posted June 10, 2011 How are you not a Steelers fan? My dad's from Buffalo and raised me to be a Bills fan. Also Steeler fans are some of the biggest bandwagon fans of all, it's sickening Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homey D. Clown Posted June 10, 2011 Share Posted June 10, 2011 Hey McK...check out this video...it will change your mind. Sorry, but you're floatin' down that river in Egypt, as I did for 5 yrs. >> youtube.com/watch?v=wPhONc6xC48 If, when seeing the number 13, you think of the number of times the Pats have beaten the Bills in a row, you might be a Bills fan I shun your attempt at trying to provide actual physics to my point of view, let alone the agonizing video reminder that it even happened in the first place Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pirate Angel Posted June 12, 2011 Share Posted June 12, 2011 If in the post season your root for whoever is playing the Patriots....you might be a bills fan If yo think Chris Kelsay is overpaid...you might be a Bills fan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bowery4 Posted June 12, 2011 Share Posted June 12, 2011 I was at the Ralph a few years ago in December. Standing at the troughs at halftime, the bathroom packed as usual, and this big fat guy next to me, after rooting around through the crotch layers for a couple of minutes, says, "I know it was there when I left the house this morning." The whole bathroom cracked up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buffal0 Bill5 Posted June 12, 2011 Share Posted June 12, 2011 You have used the words "still mathmatically possible" in October. You leave after blowing a huge loss in OT feeling good because we ran with a playoff team and almost beat them. You still arent exactly sure which is the sink and which is the urinal, and you've had seasons for several years. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillsfaninFl Posted June 12, 2011 Share Posted June 12, 2011 If you leave a Bills game and get stopped in traffic on the Thruway, and hop out and piss in the bushes along the road, you might be a Bills Fan. If while tailgating you give food to a complete stranger, you might be a Bills fan. If, no matter what happens in the future, you will always cherish your memories of attending games in Buffalo, you might be a Bills fan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glory Bound Posted June 12, 2011 Share Posted June 12, 2011 GOD BLESS US ALL...SOMEDAY...PLEASE! If your idea of being blessed by God involves a good football team, you might be a Bills fan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
transient Posted June 12, 2011 Share Posted June 12, 2011 If you've ever frozen a limb and yet refused to leave before the end of the game, you might be a Bills fan. If you're solution to keeping your hot chocolate from freezing in the cup in your hand was to add more alcohol to it (which, in retrospect may have accounted for the above stupidity), you might be a Bills fan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bschmoove Posted June 13, 2011 Share Posted June 13, 2011 If you've had your picture taken with Drunken Santa and Elvis on the same day, you might be a bills fan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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